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BEAR GOD HUNGRY, BEAR GOD WANT EAT!
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- Adbot
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ADBOT LOVES YOU
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- my new dog
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by Nyc_Tattoo
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HONEY FOR THE BEAR GOD
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Jul 22, 2014 19:31
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- Captain No-mates
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bear god is gonna gently caress up your lovely christian god
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Jul 22, 2014 19:31
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- Looke
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suck my dick false idol
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Jul 22, 2014 19:32
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- WetNightmare
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by sebmojo
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theres no proof of bear god 
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Jul 22, 2014 19:33
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- Gross Dude
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Gross Dude
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=bear god slams his ursine paws into the ground, causing your tribe to experience an earthquake=
BEAR GOD HUNGRY ANGRY
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Jul 22, 2014 19:33
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- WetNightmare
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by sebmojo
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sheeple
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Jul 22, 2014 19:33
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- verily carefree
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Jul 22, 2014 19:33
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- PandaCookies
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Delicious endangered confection!
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"If you have the time I'd like to sit down with you, and talk to you about our lord and savior BEAR GOD."
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Jul 22, 2014 19:34
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- WetNightmare
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by sebmojo
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wait it says "pretend" oh... oh god im sorry..ugh..oh.this is bad. . this is..this is realy embarassing *backs out of thread* ohgodgodohgodgodgodgodgod i mean beargoddbeargodbeargodohmybeargod
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Jul 22, 2014 19:35
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- Gross Dude
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Gross Dude
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are u a teddy bear god or a scary bear god
BEAR GOD HUNTER OF INFIDELS, DESTROYER OF MONGOOSE FOREHEADS!
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Jul 22, 2014 19:35
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- verily carefree
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*whispers ursine incantations*
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Jul 22, 2014 19:36
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- Gross Dude
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Gross Dude
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BEAR GOD PLEASED, YOUR ETERNAL HIBERNATION WILL BE IN LUXURY CAVE
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Jul 22, 2014 19:38
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- WetNightmare
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by sebmojo
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http://www.rockler.com/solid-cast-b...CFSpp7AodNgQAuA
please do not look at price great bear god
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Jul 22, 2014 19:40
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- pogi
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*gives u eggs*
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Jul 22, 2014 20:25
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- pogi
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they're fertilized
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Jul 22, 2014 20:25
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- Gross Dude
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Gross Dude
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=The great claws smash down upon the white shells, dowsing everyone in the vicinity with egg goo=
ALL OFFSPRING NOT OF MY SEED ARE DESTROYED! !
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Jul 22, 2014 20:29
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- Gross Dude
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Gross Dude
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HERESY! ! TRUE DIETIES HAVE NO USE OF HYPHENS!
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Jul 22, 2014 20:45
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- The X-man cometh
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I fill a pond with salmon and chant a prayer for my Bear God.
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Jul 22, 2014 21:11
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by Azathoth
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im bear irl. my name is Bjørn which is norwegian for bear can i be your god now?
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Jul 22, 2014 22:15
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- blinking beacon nose
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birthday frog comes bearing gifts and special birthday wishes
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here's some god damned fish
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Jul 23, 2014 00:14
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- google THIS
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you seem v. difficult to appease bear god I'm starting to feel unmotivated
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Jul 23, 2014 03:00
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- Gross Dude
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Gross Dude
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you seem v. difficult to appease bear god I'm starting to feel unmotivated
BEAR GOD ONLY SEES FIT TO MOTIVATE THROUGH FEAR AND DREAD!
=Bear God picks up the nearest mongoose, crushing its forehead and devouring it whole.=
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Jul 23, 2014 03:09
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- blinking beacon nose
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birthday frog comes bearing gifts and special birthday wishes
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I'm a bear god atheist
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Jul 23, 2014 03:11
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- Afro Doug
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please give me some beer, beer god
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Jul 23, 2014 03:12
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- City of Glompton
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Jul 23, 2014 03:26
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- ron color
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bear god got real articulate real fast
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Jul 23, 2014 04:09
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- Diqnol
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It's time to start that picnic basket factory.
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Jul 23, 2014 04:10
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- Dotcom Jillionaire
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Social distortion
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hi bear god are you there it's me margaret?
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Jul 23, 2014 04:22
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- blinking beacon nose
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birthday frog comes bearing gifts and special birthday wishes
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im worshipping a false tiger god idol what you gonna do about that
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Jul 23, 2014 04:28
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- drilldo squirt
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a beautiful, soft meat sack
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Hey bear god, gently caress you human being! *shoots the bear god with a gun and kills him*
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Jul 23, 2014 04:32
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- drilldo squirt
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a beautiful, soft meat sack
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*skins the bear god and uses the skin in erotic pictures of lumberjacks*
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Jul 23, 2014 04:33
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- om nom nom
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om nom nom nom nom nom nom
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im gonna give you some sunflower seeds and beef jerky to appease you but then tie the rest of my seeds and jerky up in a tree so you cant get at it
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Jul 23, 2014 06:14
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- Pinche Rudo
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*leads pig up to the throne of the bear god, then backs away slowly...*
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Jul 23, 2014 06:21
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Apr 26, 2024 00:13
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- thewizardofshoe
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I'm not giving up my loving salmon as tribute to your dead god, damnit.
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