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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > shit godless sinners actually believe
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pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

Zombie Boat posted:

Things Satanists actually believe:

Don't loving rape people

Don't loving kill people

Be a kind person

Hail Satan

Must love dogs
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Kyrie eleison
Jan 26, 2013

by Ralp

Zombie Boat posted:

Things Satanists actually believe:

Don't loving rape people

Don't loving kill people

Be a kind person

Hail Satan

Must love dogs

Actually Satan is the cause of rape, murder, and cruelty.

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Count Freebasie
Jan 12, 2006

Kyrie eleison posted:

Yes, Satan is real.

Yes. Yes, he is.
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pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

Kyrie eleison posted:

Actually Satan is the cause of love, peace, and freedom.

Truth

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