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1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
This movie was corny as gently caress.

Guess I'm factionless getting ready to jump off the train

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naem
May 29, 2011

Young people live the idea life makes sense and you can belong to something and be special, as opposed to the clusterfuck free for all that is reality

buteruc
Feb 12, 2009

I belong to the rear end faction.

9goats dead
Mar 25, 2010

BEAUTIFUL! GORGEOUS! EXCITING!
you, me, you, your parents, your friends, death is all that waits for us. do not dealy the inevtaible.

kill you'areself

Death By Yogurt
Apr 3, 2007

me dislike thing!

naem
May 29, 2011

Funkstar Deluxe
May 7, 2007

「☆☆☆」
it's good to express your feelings OP

dont listen to these nay-sayers

also im gay

weirdly chilly pussy
Oct 6, 2007

great stuff, op

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
it's like a race but instead of winning at the end you die

Wise Fwom Yo Gwave
Jan 9, 2006

Popping up from out of nowhere...


My wife and her sister started reading those lovely books as the beginning of some "lovely Book Club" thing, before they even found out there was going to be a movie about it.

They haven't read another book since.

So that's a thing.

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001
1. Look.
2. Listen.
3. Kneel.
4. Pray.
5. Commercials.

FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf
I'm part of the Candor faction so I'm obligated to say this thread sucks.

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
For real it was corny as hell. I mean the main points were fine... but the details were silly. And the script. And the acting. Things I typically dont notice because my brain is very forgiving but if its bad enough for me to notice its loving bad dudes

Gonna ride this train out of the city because I killed and/or prevented killing everyone and stopped a nefarious plot but time to leave oh btw this train doesnt go out of the city (or does it) fence? fence? ?????? dinosaurs?

(my good guy father beat me but that didn't actually matter I guess except I almost didn't help him get on the train which never stops moving btw)

Coldstone Cream-my-pants
Jun 21, 2007
You watched a little girls movie OP.

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
she kind of reminded me of my first girlfriend though which was strange but she was kind of a pussy later on mostly so that appeal sort of faded quick

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

friends watch porn posted:

it's good to express your feelings OP

dont listen to these nay-sayers

also im gay

gay-sayers

jokes
Dec 20, 2012

Uh... Kupo?

naem posted:

Young people live the idea life makes sense and you can belong to something and be special, as opposed to the clusterfuck free for all that is reality

yup this is true

Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity

buteruc posted:

I belong to the rear end faction.

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
i wish u would diverge from gbs

bunky
Aug 29, 2004

ive never heard of this movie but im glad that you paid to watch it and it disappointed you enough to post this thread

memento mori
May 4, 2008

My thoughts exactly

I Am Not Spor
Dec 13, 2006
all the better to glomp you with
I watched Divergent last night.


~Post of the year~

Machai
Feb 21, 2013

So they won in the end right? Why then did they take the govt leader guy and run away? They just let the smart blue people take over. Their resistance was entirely pointless.

Costello Jello
Oct 24, 2003

It had to start somewhere
I read the plot synopsis and did the author basically try to rip off the Hunger Games as much as possible? I assume this lovely book was written after it?

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Machai posted:

So they won in the end right? Why then did they take the govt leader guy and run away? They just let the smart blue people take over. Their resistance was entirely pointless.

in the sequel the train is stopped at a checkpoint and they're executed when the guards find them

no jk look forward to three or four more movies

Chatterbox
Jul 17, 2014

When the going gets weird, the weird go professional.
This movie was a big steamy pile of poo poo, smothered in a poo poo sauce so thick and steamy it makes all the nerd's glasses who read the book fog up. WHY THE gently caress DO YOU NEED A MINUTE LONG REACTION SHOT? Everything was so cliché, and painfully slow, whoever directed this movie can choke on a bag of dicks.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Chatterbox posted:

This movie was a big steamy pile of poo poo, smothered in a poo poo sauce so thick and steamy it makes all the nerd's glasses who read the book fog up. WHY THE gently caress DO YOU NEED A MINUTE LONG REACTION SHOT? Everything was so cliché, and painfully slow, whoever directed this movie can choke on a bag of dicks.

what's your excuse for watching a movie where the target demo is teen girls

ChairmanMeow
Mar 1, 2008

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
Lipstick Apathy
OMG Spoilers much! REPORTED














j/k I didn't even know this was a thing, I clicked it cause I thought it might be a horror movie or something

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bunky
Aug 29, 2004

im scared so yeah it is

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