ISIS is showing a lot of potential in their marketing career. Now you can go into the shitholes of Iraq and Syria to go on a family fun bus tours of insurgency attacks, daily beheadings, stoning the blasphemies and a romantic night to watch a suicide bomb show. quote:Known for kidnapping, public stonings, lashings and executions, the Islamic State jihadist group is now expanding into tourism, taking its fighters on honeymoon and civilians to visit other parts of its "caliphate". http://www.scmp.com/news/world/article/1557647/islamic-state-jihadist-group-runs-bus-tours-its-syria-iraq-caliphate Then you can take your family to a giftshop to bring home tshirt and terrorist action figures souvenirs to remember your time in Jihadland. http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/isis-hoodies-t-shirts-sale-online-islamist-brand-goes-global-1453715 I am unsure what to think of this. Amazed? appalled? Both?
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# ? Jul 23, 2014 18:23 |
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I want to go and then stay.
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# ? Jul 23, 2014 18:37 |
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Phil Niekro posted:I want to go and then stay. does part of the tour include raping small girls then stoning them to death when they complain? i mean if they survived?
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# ? Jul 23, 2014 18:38 |
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dontcareaboutname posted:does part of the tour include raping small girls then stoning them to death when they complain? i mean if they survived? It drat well better.
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# ? Jul 23, 2014 18:40 |
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LANAAAAAA https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7vRi7CZa_I
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# ? Jul 23, 2014 18:40 |
i always wanted to be a cowboy like the Lone Ranger, but adult life has taught me to temper my dreams with practicality and now i will take any opportunity to shoot men in the desert
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# ? Jul 23, 2014 18:43 |
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i bet those vacations are worse than mormon ones
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# ? Jul 23, 2014 18:43 |
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Fandyien posted:i bet those vacations are worse than mormon ones if you plan a mormon vacation right you can get a few wife/slaves.
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Hingehead posted:http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/isis-hoodies-t-shirts-sale-online-islamist-brand-goes-global-1453715 I unironically want one of these.
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# ? Jul 23, 2014 18:46 |
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Look those useless Iraqis haven't fought them back yet?
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# ? Jul 23, 2014 18:48 |
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It's like Islamic America
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# ? Jul 23, 2014 18:55 |
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the future is now and it's pretty weird.
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# ? Jul 23, 2014 19:06 |
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Hingehead posted:
i just read those comments, i still have no idea what any of this has to do with obama...
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# ? Jul 23, 2014 19:11 |
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id buy that shirt if it didnt put me on a no fly list
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# ? Jul 23, 2014 19:19 |
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It will put you on the Fly Guy List
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# ? Jul 23, 2014 19:20 |
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I'm trying to think of an easier way to get a guaranteed visit by federal agents and I can't. This is the laziest way to end up water-boarded. So it's perfect for rebellious goons.
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# ? Jul 23, 2014 19:30 |
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Cesar Cedeno posted:I'm trying to think of an easier way to get a guaranteed visit by federal agents and I can't. im pretty sure goons wouldnt make it past the 'eat big sandwich in front of suspect then ask if theyre hungry' phase of interrogation
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# ? Jul 23, 2014 19:41 |