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Trixie Hardcore posted:PM me your address so I can come visit, you need a spa day & a shopping spree. I also need a spa day & shopping spree w/ trixie hardcore please
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Jul 23, 2014 19:16
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rakovsky maybe posted:minstrelsy. lol alright, never mind what I said before. New plan. Tell her all this, lay it all out for her, use this word somehow. But for the love of god, film it for us.
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Jul 23, 2014 19:17
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rakovsky maybe posted:I don't know. She likes watching youtube videos of really "ghetto" people getting themselves hurt or embarrassed or acting stupid. It all strikes me as kind of minstrelsy. Like obviously it would be unacceptable if she were white... But she's not. does she go to chimpout.com
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Jul 23, 2014 19:18
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next time youre makin relations with her pull out yoru camera phone and yell WORLD STAR WORLD STAR to make her feel like youre trying to be a part of her culturesal heritage
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Jul 23, 2014 19:18
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Ah Pook posted:This is really good satire If you say so. Dolphin posted:your relationship sounds real fun i bet it'll last doubt it. op is kind of racist. but what is worse, he doesn't even realise it.
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Jul 23, 2014 19:20
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Shithouse Dave posted:I also need a spa day & shopping spree w/ trixie hardcore please I think GBS is in desperate need of a girl's night out. We just need to let our hair down & dance off all this negative energy.
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Jul 23, 2014 19:22
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Trixie Hardcore posted:I think GBS is in desperate need of a girl's night out. We just need to let our hair down & dance off all this negative energy.
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Jul 23, 2014 19:23
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Trixie Hardcore posted:I think GBS is in desperate need of a girl's night out. We just need to let our hair down & dance off all this negative energy. I need a loving haircut, I know that much. Long hair in the summer is a terrible idea. I look like an unwashed Italian after a long jog.
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Jul 23, 2014 19:26
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Trixie Hardcore posted:I think GBS is in desperate need of a girl's night out. We just need to let our hair down & dance off all this negative energy. Girls nights are awesome because when they come home they gently caress the poo poo out of you. Either that or leave you for another man they met thats better than you in every way and can satisfy her more than you ever could but I mean those are the breaks
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Jul 23, 2014 19:27
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Cesar Cedeno posted:I need a loving haircut, I know that much. Long hair in the summer is a terrible idea. I look like an unwashed Italian after a long jog. How long mine has gotten loving ridiculous I haven't had a haircut in a year and a half
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Jul 23, 2014 19:29
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Unhinged Vulcan posted:doubt it. op is kind of racist. but what is worse, he doesn't even realise it. um what part of black girlfriend don't you understand?
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Jul 23, 2014 19:30
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rakovsky maybe posted:um what part of black girlfriend don't you understand? ha
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Jul 23, 2014 19:30
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op try not to worry about it ok
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Jul 23, 2014 19:33
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Lolin at the op who isn't racists cause he has a black girlfriend GET OFF MY BACK I MEAN SHE"S BLACK SO NOTHING TO SEE HERE MOVE ALONG. Though he doesn't sound racist. Either way you shouldn't date racist people.
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Jul 23, 2014 19:35
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rakovsky maybe posted:um what part of black girlfriend don't you understand? Plantation owners had black girlfriends. Like several at a time
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Jul 23, 2014 19:35
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If you voted for Obama and have a black girlfriend are you super-double not racist or do they cancel each-other out and people start to get suspicious like you're trying to compensate for something?
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Jul 23, 2014 19:35
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Sheng-ji Yang posted:does she go to chimpout.com I found chimpout after doing a googlesearch for "grape coke". It's like entering a whole new racist dimension on that website e: CNN comments are comparable tho
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Jul 23, 2014 19:36
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Dubsy posted:I found chimpout after doing a googlesearch for "grape coke". asinine_donkey, batwing baboon, Beneathqua Coontempt, Biddums11, Billy Club, Bull Conner, California, Chikin N Fixins, Chim Pater, Chimpcago, Chimps, Coonductor, Coonfest, cthootie, DoktorJ, Dwight Mansburden, Earl Pitts, Extra Kripsy, Fantoche, Florida Cracker, Frostbite, fungal nig infection, Ghetto Fabulous, GRIZZLY_140, hangemhigh, Ibenohambone, ihateniggersalso, JusAxeMe, kaahaa, Kaptain K, Keemosabee, Lacarpetron Jefferspin, Levi Coon, LL Coon Jig, Loxodon, manbearpig, Mayor Ray Niggins, Milo Mindbender, Mister Valance, MoGibs, monkeymanhater, Munky, Mushmouth, nickfurious, nigbgone, NiggerBeater, NiggerPie, niggersgottago, Nigger_Domis, Nigger_knocker, nignogger, Nigrarium, nigs-aren't-human, OCHonegro, Officer JIGABOO, Paco, Pale Rider, pimpout, protect the woodpile, Proud Texas White Irish, Radzyn, rebelbanjo, Reverend Golliwog, Rubberhead, sbagwell98, seriouslyhatesniggers, Sickle Cell, Southern Accent, Teh Gooky, The Whip, theshack, The_Engineer, Trayboon, Trousersnake, UrbanSlayer, White is beautiful, YTGSD
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Jul 23, 2014 19:37
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rakovsky maybe posted:She told me her mom would hit her if she used "ebonic"-type talk. What should I do? bait her into talking ebonics, then start filming them while yelling WORLDSTAR, owning them both immensely in the process
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Jul 23, 2014 19:39
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Sheng-ji Yang posted:Beneathqua Coontempt,
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Jul 23, 2014 19:39
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rakovsky maybe posted:I don't know. She likes watching youtube videos of really "ghetto" people getting themselves hurt or embarrassed or acting stupid. It all strikes me as kind of minstrelsy. Like obviously it would be unacceptable if she were white... But she's not. To be fair, I enjoy those videos too. Also ones involving rednecks or drunk college kids hurting themselves. OP, I'm starting to think you're just a pathetic little bitch who doesn't deserve a black girlfriend. I'll
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Jul 23, 2014 19:39
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mookface posted:Plantation owners had black girlfriends. Like several at a time sounds good, sign me up
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Jul 23, 2014 19:40
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If you change her voice to Chris Rock's voice in your head, this becomes funnier
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Jul 23, 2014 19:40
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was that supposed to be comedy?
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Jul 23, 2014 19:40
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Sheng-ji Yang posted:asinine_donkey, batwing baboon, Beneathqua Coontempt, Biddums11, Billy Club, Bull Conner, California, Chikin N Fixins, Chim Pater, Chimpcago, Chimps, Coonductor, Coonfest, cthootie, DoktorJ, Dwight Mansburden, Earl Pitts, Extra Kripsy, Fantoche, Florida Cracker, Frostbite, fungal nig infection, Ghetto Fabulous, GRIZZLY_140, hangemhigh, Ibenohambone, ihateniggersalso, JusAxeMe, kaahaa, Kaptain K, Keemosabee, Lacarpetron Jefferspin, Levi Coon, LL Coon Jig, Loxodon, manbearpig, Mayor Ray Niggins, Milo Mindbender, Mister Valance, MoGibs, monkeymanhater, Munky, Mushmouth, nickfurious, nigbgone, NiggerBeater, NiggerPie, niggersgottago, Nigger_Domis, Nigger_knocker, nignogger, Nigrarium, nigs-aren't-human, OCHonegro, Officer JIGABOO, Paco, Pale Rider, pimpout, protect the woodpile, Proud Texas White Irish, Radzyn, rebelbanjo, Reverend Golliwog, Rubberhead, sbagwell98, seriouslyhatesniggers, Sickle Cell, Southern Accent, Teh Gooky, The Whip, theshack, The_Engineer, Trayboon, Trousersnake, UrbanSlayer, White is beautiful, YTGSD this is one of the rare times I feel bad for laughing at something on the internet because these people are SERIOUS (and terrible)
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Jul 23, 2014 19:44
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Cesar Cedeno posted:I need a loving haircut, I know that much. Long hair in the summer is a terrible idea. I look like an unwashed Italian after a long jog. mookface posted:How long mine has gotten loving ridiculous I haven't had a haircut in a year and a half OMG me too, we should do a spa/salon combo thing before shopping. I was thinking of maybe getting bangs again, I don't know, I always think I want my bangs back but I'm afraid ppl will think I'm trying to copy Zooey and I'm not! Thinking of getting it dyed dark espresso again, between the ocean & the sun the summer had been murder on my hair but maybe I'll go with something dramatic. Holy poo poo you guys, I've got a great idea. After shopping lets go back to my house and I got two words for you: Also, everybody stop being racist itt
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Jul 23, 2014 19:45
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rakovsky maybe posted:Against other black people. I tried to explain how systemic institutional racism works to her but she just insists that black people don't know how to raise their kids. She told me her mom would hit her if she used "ebonic"-type talk. What should I do? Put a collar on her and have degrading sex where you call her a friend of the family whore. Conrinue explaining the errors of racism and patriarchy to her in your spare time.
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Jul 23, 2014 19:47
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Maoist Pussy posted:If you change her voice to Chris Rock's voice in your head, this becomes funnier i have the weirdest boner right now
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Jul 23, 2014 19:47
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Kombotron posted:Put a collar on her and have degrading sex where you call her a friend of the family whore. don't forget to do this while working in one of the most suspect sectors wrt child labor
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Jul 23, 2014 19:50
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if a jew hates jews, can he as a jew really be jew-hating? like, he is a jew himself, so hating jews would include him as a jew. so he can never really be jew-hating. he is not an anti-semite.
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Jul 23, 2014 19:52
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The Brown Menace posted:don't forget to do this while working in one of the most suspect sectors wrt child labor first and foremost its important to move to a 90% white neighborhood just to make sure your local taxes don't go to "those people" but also complain about republicans leaving detroit and leaving it to rot obvs
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Jul 23, 2014 19:53
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Trixie Hardcore posted:I always think I want my bangs back but I'm afraid ppl will think I'm trying to copy Zooey and I'm not! yeah, you're trying to copy zooey. you need to face up to the fact that you'll never be adorkable
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Jul 23, 2014 19:54
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Trixie Hardcore posted:OMG me too, we should do a spa/salon combo thing before shopping. I was thinking of maybe getting bangs again, I don't know, I always think I want my bangs back but I'm afraid ppl will think I'm trying to copy Zooey and I'm not! Thinking of getting it dyed dark espresso again, between the ocean & the sun the summer had been murder on my hair but maybe I'll go with something dramatic. Holy poo poo you guys, I've got a great idea. After shopping lets go back to my house and I got two words for you: I had assumed you were a feisty redhead. Also, one vote for pina Klonopins instead of margaritas.
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Jul 23, 2014 20:15
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appletinis and vicodin
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Jul 23, 2014 20:18
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i never learned to drink on pills
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Jul 23, 2014 20:28
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what's wrong with copying zooey?
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Jul 23, 2014 20:28
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You can't mix alcohol and Vicodin, you'll throw up AND damage your liver.
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Jul 23, 2014 20:30
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every junkie i've ever known who ate 80s like candy drank like a fuckin fish
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Jul 23, 2014 20:31
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Junkies have all the best lifehacks IMO
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