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El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
It's quite the coincidence but I don't think Suarez is going to play that first Clasico, he would have if it was on November 15 or something but considering he can't even train with the team until that day...

Unless Barca builds a closed stadium where the players secretly train with Suarez...

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El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

Such trolling in 2014?

Ugh

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
There are quite a few black players at Barca, including a bunch brought by Eto'o himself, but don't let that get in the way of your stupid conspiracy theories.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

Fag Boy Jim posted:

What is a good club to support if I hate the nation of Spain?

Barcelona

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
Atleti have signed Griezmann

They are going to be an even better team next season

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

Hegay posted:

You need to be dead to be a saint. RIP Saint Iker.

lol

Poor Iker he was one of the few likeable RM players.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

BWV posted:

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/jul/28/lionel-messi-tax-barcelona

Messi will be prosecuted. Not just his dad. Seems weird that someone behind the scenes didn't take care of this. I bet the prosecutor is a Madrid fan.

I hope this gets spun in someway to be about Catalan nationalism and refusing to pay the tyrannical federal government.

Actually apparently the prosecutor asked the judge to drop the case but the judge denied his request which is pretty odd imo

This poo poo and Neymar's case can't be good for the players.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
Pepe called Keita a monkey during a Clasico and today in a friendly they had a fight about it

Does Pepe think he's aryan now?

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
Yeah and Messi already paid more in taxes more than anyone ever has in the history of Spain this year.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
Messi did nothing wrong.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
If he's jailed then he can't work and then he can't contribute taxes anymore, all around bad solution.

Messi did nothing wrong.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
That new Bernabeu project looks really bad

all that silver ugh

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
It will really suck living in one of those buildings near the Bernabeu on a sunny day

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
RM pays 10m for one of the best keepers in the world and who's only 27 meanwhile Barca pays 20m for a good but not that great 31 year old.

I hate Zubizarreta so much.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
Xavi quits the national team

Xavi has won more things with Spain than the EMNT in their entire history

Legend

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

Duncan Sperguson posted:

Have Venezuela or whatever tinpot country you come from ever won an international match confirm/deny

We've won plenty world series and series del caribe lol

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'


can't blame him for kissing the badge already, if I was getting as much money out of this deal as he's getting I'd be willing to suck Di Stefano's rotten dick.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

manchego posted:

A kid who loves soccer in any Latin country will always want to play for either Real Madrid or Barcelona. I don't care if they are playing with a club in Germany or England or Italy that's won everything there is to win and they're making bank. If their childhood dream club calls, they will always answer, and they will always kiss the badge.

100% right

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

hahaha

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
I wish Barca would get Neymar and Messi on the same tech

I saw the pics of their medical last week and their form was pretty pathetic

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
Is Bale speaking Spanish yet?

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

Mean Bean Machine posted:

Can't wait till James Rodriguez shows up to the Real locker room all excited to start training and Arbeloa, Carvajal, Illarramendi and the rest of the shitcloggers nobody cares about are already doing their gay rear end runs and he tries to join them but Ronaldo stops him and pulls him into a dark room, Sergio Ramos, Bale and Kroos already getting their sweat on with the real heavy weights they've been hiding, Pepe sticking a needle up his arm just smiles at the boy. James is looking at this all unsure and doubtful, this isn't how they used to do it in France but Ronaldo just winks and tells him "You can spot me" and he knows it's on, no way back from this....drat is it hot in here?? i'm sweating

lol

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
It turns out Vermaelen was still injured and he's going to be out for an undisclosed amount of time.

Good thing they performed an exhaustive medical check before signing him. :thumbsup:

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

Pedro De Heredia posted:

http://www.sport.es/es/noticias/resto-del-mundo/javier-aguirre-aclara-japon-que-apellido-pronuncia-aguile-3443260

Known La Liga manager Javier Aguirre explains to Japanese press that his surname isn't pronounced AGUILE. lol.

liendome fuelte

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
Vermaelen and Adriano are constantly injured, Pique is garbage, Bartra isn't much better...

I have no hopes of ever seeing Mascherano playing midfield at Barca.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
I certainly hope Barca buys another left back, Alba, Adriano and Mathieu aren't enough cover.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
Remember when Real Madrid used to buy players like Drenthe and Faubert?

Well that's Barca now

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'


lol

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
TAS ruling is out and Suarez can train with the team but the match ban is upheld

He should be ready for the first Clasico I think

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
Luis Suarez can also play friendlies and will play the Gamper next week

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
Luis Enrique shat on him publicly a few weeks ago, he said he needed to improve a lot and that he didn't defend at all.

Luis Enrique doesn't rate him that's all.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
Like I posted before, Deulofeu was loaned out because Luis Enrique doesn't want him, it's as simple as that, there's no conspiracy.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

Modus Trollens posted:

the conspiracy is Luis Enrique is a poo poo manager?

He is but that's not a conspiracy just a fact.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
Sport is the worse Spanish paper by a mile

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
Barca 3-0 Leon

Two Neymar one Messi

Looking good so far

La Quinta is coming

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
This Munir guy has had a great pre season

Looking like the next Pedro

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
Munir might just be the real deal imo

Really excited about that guy

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

beedeebee posted:

I wonder if they'll panic buy a ton of players at inflated prices now?

That'd be nothing new

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
Nice Mandzukic

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El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
Coentrao is poo poo

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