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Think about it:
Discuss. Agree and win, those are the rules.
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Says here that Steven Seagal has filmed over 6,000 movies -- in many of his films you can even see another Segal film being shot in the background at the same time!
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Jul 23, 2014 23:46
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i like how he thinks black people have magic powers
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Jul 23, 2014 23:50
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Steven Seagal was playing a concert a few miles away from where I live the other day. Me and my friend thought about going, but it was too pricy for a ~ironic~ night out. Later, on Facebook, my co-worker said she went to the Steven Seagal concert and it was actually good. The moral is, Steven Seagal gig tickets are expensive.
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Jul 23, 2014 23:50
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haha yeah he's really great lol
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Jul 23, 2014 23:50
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http://a.pomf.se/xytbbz.webm
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Jul 23, 2014 23:51
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tiny seagal .gif [img]http://mebelki.zoni.pl/dni/2010/07/08/Z[l]y_Seagal.gif[/img]
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Jul 23, 2014 23:52
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkskuSXqUD0
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Jul 23, 2014 23:52
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DUN DUN DUNDUNDUNDUN. Gives me loving chills errytime.
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Jul 23, 2014 23:53
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He's also the undisputed champion of the hand-slap game. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXuYMzu5_xs
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Jul 24, 2014 00:02
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*plays sweet solo* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6s-7Vp6MrY4
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Jul 24, 2014 00:15
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Actually he sucks a big one and isn't even ironically cool. Sorry op 
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Jul 24, 2014 00:38
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Who was the dude who choked him out so bad he pooped himself?
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Jul 24, 2014 00:42
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gene lebell choked him out
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Jul 24, 2014 00:53
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He got a lot more rear end in his day than you might expect
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Jul 24, 2014 00:54
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well uh thanks for registering OP
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Jul 24, 2014 01:02
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6utT_jKaMU https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1u9V_zVp02U
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Jul 24, 2014 01:08
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He's a part-time cop irl so he's .... a twat
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Jul 24, 2014 01:17
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good timing, op. i was just reading this a couple weeks ago. pro clicks if you want to laugh at stephen seagull http://theflyingguillotine.wordpress.com/2011/08/17/the-ridiculousness-of-steven-seagal-part-1/ http://theflyingguillotine.wordpress.com/2011/08/17/ridicuousness-seagal-part-2/
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Jul 24, 2014 01:46
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I love Steven Seagal https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuqpR7BK3M0 Wait no actually I love him being exposed as a liar and a fraud and being choked to sleep and making GBS threads himself https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VQfYQVHudE
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Jul 24, 2014 02:04
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLifidBN5S4 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d82j_Qfp_VA 
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Jul 24, 2014 02:12
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i kinda only skimmed the OP but marked for death was a great movie made by Steven Seagal. He can be in a room full of Bad Guys and disable the whole crowd in an instant.
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Jul 24, 2014 02:19
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"exotic botanicals"
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Jul 24, 2014 02:29
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Does exotic botanicals mean he just fills the can with bong water or something
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Jul 24, 2014 02:51
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To give you an idea of how out of touch with reality Seagal is, he challenged UFC hall of famer Randy Couture to a fight. http://www.mmamania.com/2012/12/5/2425053/randy-couture-steven-seagal-challenge-ufc-fight-mma
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Jul 24, 2014 03:07
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Did anyone post his speach from On Deadly Ground yet? if not here it is in all its painful glory https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8B0np_o1VBg
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Jul 24, 2014 03:17
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the concept of the internal combustion engine has been obsolete for over 50 years
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Jul 24, 2014 03:18
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I like his movies since he wears some kind of stupid outfit in every one. Like a leather jacket with a bunch of tassels on it Or a sleeveless black t-shirt with a military beret Or a purple waist-coat. Also the guys he beats up are never in the best shape, they're usually fat middle aged guys with mustaches
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Jul 24, 2014 03:18
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Jul 24, 2014 03:21
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my first kiss in high school was after taking a girl I worked with to the movie where some naked girl jumps out of the cake, so yes, I agree op e: also there was rear end kicking after the naked cake girl
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Jul 24, 2014 03:35
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jackyl posted:my first kiss in high school was after taking a girl I worked with to the movie where some naked girl jumps out of the cake, so yes, I agree op Under Siege. Duh.
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Jul 24, 2014 03:39
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Don't forget he's also a pussy crusher. So much so that he wrote a song about it. http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vLe_BZ1mo3I
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Jul 24, 2014 03:40
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Say Nothing posted:To give you an idea of how out of touch with reality Seagal is, he challenged UFC hall of famer Randy Couture to a fight. Let's fight in a place where nobody can see us fight, wherein I will offer you 10,000 dollars to pretend I beat you
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Jul 24, 2014 03:42
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Where's the definition?! Does he even lift?!
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Jul 24, 2014 03:46
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big duck equals goose posted:tiny seagal .gif Looks like a sausage flies out of the second kid to get shot. edit: possibly two small sausages.
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Jul 24, 2014 03:49
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Robo Reagan posted:i like how he thinks black people have magic powers The Magical Negro is a time honored trope 
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Jul 24, 2014 03:53
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I am Toni Lippi posted:Under Siege. Duh. Erika Eleniak's breasts are forever seared into my brain from that movie. The only good thing I can say about his career.
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Jul 24, 2014 03:54
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I am Toni Lippi posted:Under Siege. Duh. thank you, that's it
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Jul 24, 2014 03:56
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ANYBODY SEEN RICHIE http://youtu.be/4Zu1YIukylw The beating he gives to William Forsythe's character at the end of the movie is beyond disgusting. It's amazing.
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Jul 24, 2014 04:25
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redshirt posted:Where's the definition?! 
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