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------------------------------------ poo poo POSTERS EVERYWHERE BELOW THIS LINE ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Al Cowens fucked around with this message at 11:40 on Jul 27, 2014 |
# ? Jul 24, 2014 02:05 |
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Spineless nerds terrified of losing their jobs begin to eat flavorless paste as to not enrage middle management by doing time-consuming things like "enjoying lunch". This isn't very difficult to understand.
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# ? Jul 24, 2014 02:09 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IKVj4l5GU4
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# ? Jul 24, 2014 02:10 |
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"let me make this thing thats enjoyable and part of the human experience a streamlined, designed mechanism that provides me zero pleasure" - an engineer
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# ? Jul 24, 2014 02:10 |
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they're busy boys and food is fuel sabel
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# ? Jul 24, 2014 02:10 |
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LOU BEGAS MUSTACHE posted:"let me make this thing thats enjoyable and part of the human experience a streamlined, designed mechanism that provides me zero pleasure" - an engineer Silicon valley has done it again!
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# ? Jul 24, 2014 02:12 |
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is it like food in pill form or are we talking something the size of a meal with the effort required to eat that much? because the former would be pretty nice
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# ? Jul 24, 2014 02:13 |
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if i install a sun lamp in my cubical, i dont even need to go outside anymore! +1 efficiency.
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# ? Jul 24, 2014 02:13 |
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wikipedia posted:Soylent is an open sourced nutritional drink. Its creator, software engineer Rob Rhinehart, researched nutritional requirements and
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# ? Jul 24, 2014 02:14 |
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Nice Reddit Account posted:Spineless nerds Pretty soon tech startups are just going to pump it directly into feeders in each
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# ? Jul 24, 2014 02:15 |
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hey do you think life is something to be enjoyed? haha take this disruption, fool
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# ? Jul 24, 2014 02:15 |
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i must be livin under a rock cause I was like "huh everyone is really into watching/quoting soylent green? it was good but not that good of a movie" and then i looked it up and its just a glorified protein shake that you pay $$$ for in months supply worth??
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# ? Jul 24, 2014 02:16 |
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Xaris posted:i must be livin under a rock cause I was like "huh everyone is really into watching/quoting soylent green? it wasnt that good of a movie" and then i looked it up and its just a glorified protein shake that you pay $$$ for in months supply worth?? basically a silicon valley nerd got tired wasting time cooking actual food and decided to make a cum like meal replacement drink. He also decided to name it after something from fiction that's sourced from ground up old people.
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# ? Jul 24, 2014 02:17 |
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We've taken another step towards a bleak, grimy, dystopian future and I'm glad of it
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# ? Jul 24, 2014 02:18 |
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finally a bland paste for the bland pasty nerd
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# ? Jul 24, 2014 02:19 |
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https://twitter.com/tpope/status/474701505023725568 https://twitter.com/tpope/status/476455786399662080 A classic that's used to illustrate linear optimization is the diet problem Somebody took it seriously and applied this unrealistic toy problem to reality
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# ? Jul 24, 2014 02:19 |
asexual soylent drinker here and i
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# ? Jul 24, 2014 02:19 |
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man, how do I get some of this baby formula for grownups
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# ? Jul 24, 2014 02:20 |
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Robo Reagan posted:is it like food in pill form or are we talking something the size of a meal with the effort required to eat that much? because the former would be pretty nice quote:Soylent comes in a dry powder form along with an oil blend. You mix both of these with water for each serving. i think you basically make a paste/shake out of it and glop it into your fat face
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# ? Jul 24, 2014 02:21 |
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what happened, oatmeal?
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# ? Jul 24, 2014 02:21 |
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01011001 posted:i think you basically make a paste/shake out of it and glop it into your fat face gently caress that i'll stick with warm meals
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# ? Jul 24, 2014 02:21 |
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Corey Plumper posted:We've taken another step towards a bleak, grimy, dystopian future and I'm glad of it the clocks were striking 13 as corey plumper settled into his Miniquirk mandated bean bag chair to begin his shift at the app factory
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# ? Jul 24, 2014 02:22 |
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because every man secretly wants to drink cum
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# ? Jul 24, 2014 02:22 |
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hopefulyy everyone will die
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# ? Jul 24, 2014 02:22 |
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Copley Depot posted:because every man secretly wants to drink cum well yeah
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# ? Jul 24, 2014 02:22 |
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lol http://www.businessinsider.com/what-its-like-living-on-soylent-2014-6
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# ? Jul 24, 2014 02:23 |
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does it go well poured over pizza rolls cause i think thats the only way itll get integrated into most of its customers diets
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# ? Jul 24, 2014 02:23 |
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thodse guys are all dead now
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# ? Jul 24, 2014 02:23 |
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You would think you would lose weight on such a strict and measurable diet
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# ? Jul 24, 2014 02:24 |
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GelatinSkeleton posted:thodse guys are all dead now
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# ? Jul 24, 2014 02:24 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2oEnJfZ9joY
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# ? Jul 24, 2014 02:25 |
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there was a vice (or whatever) documentary about some hipster nerd that decided to try it for 30 days, and ended up filming in the factory they package soylent, and it surprise it was some filthy factory full of rats and rat poo poo because supplements aren't regulated by the FDA, the companies that manufacturer them can operate however they want, which means plenty of rat feces for all involved
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# ? Jul 24, 2014 02:25 |
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ive heard it described as tasting like "salty oats" which does not do wonders to dispel the cumshake image
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# ? Jul 24, 2014 02:26 |
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I made a Mac and Cheese tonight with fresh shells from a real Italian pasticceria, cheddar from an unpasteurized invite only food coop, and hand crafted caviared mustard. What I'm saying is really is that all austists should be rounded up and gassed
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# ? Jul 24, 2014 02:27 |
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Thundercracker posted:I made a Mac and Cheese tonight with fresh shells from a real Italian pasticceria, cheddar from an unpasteurized invite only food coop, and hand crafted caviared mustard. You have not optimized your daily time allowance by wasting time on food.
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# ? Jul 24, 2014 02:28 |
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paranoid randroid posted:ive heard it described as tasting like "salty oats" which does not do wonders to dispel the cumshake image the new salty penny flavor will help with that
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# ? Jul 24, 2014 02:28 |
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pro click https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8NCigh54jg The sperg has a great moment where he describes getting upset over eating salad since only primitive animals like cows should be eating leaves.
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# ? Jul 24, 2014 02:30 |
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JazzFlight posted:i heard you poo poo your pants when you die so based on the farting problems soylent causes these had to be some massive kabooms youre right, I know because i killed them
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# ? Jul 24, 2014 02:31 |
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Farty fish cum juice
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# ? Jul 24, 2014 02:31 |
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# ? Apr 25, 2024 18:25 |
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I really enjoy passing gas ("farting") so is this product for me
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# ? Jul 24, 2014 02:32 |