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putin is a cunt
Apr 5, 2007

BOY DO I SURE ENJOY TRASH. THERE'S NOTHING MORE I LOVE THAN TO SIT DOWN IN FRONT OF THE BIG SCREEN AND EAT A BIIIIG STEAMY BOWL OF SHIT. WARNER BROS CAN COME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND ASSFUCK MY MOM WHILE I WATCH AND I WOULD CERTIFY IT FRESH, NO QUESTION

what the gently caress.

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Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
I can't think of a single thing that would make this a good movie. Every single thing just seems like poo poo or something that wouldn't work.

Doctor Spaceman
Jul 6, 2010

"Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."

The Wizard of Poz posted:

what the gently caress.

money, chance to work on a bigger project to further his career, I dunno

i play wow and the fact that he's directing is the only thing about the movie that interests me

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
Synopsis: A rag-tag band of noobs must journey through Warsong Gulch to re-capture their battle flag. Standing between them and victory is an orcish horde led by the ArchDruid XxElfRaperxX

putin is a cunt
Apr 5, 2007

BOY DO I SURE ENJOY TRASH. THERE'S NOTHING MORE I LOVE THAN TO SIT DOWN IN FRONT OF THE BIG SCREEN AND EAT A BIIIIG STEAMY BOWL OF SHIT. WARNER BROS CAN COME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND ASSFUCK MY MOM WHILE I WATCH AND I WOULD CERTIFY IT FRESH, NO QUESTION

Doctor Spaceman posted:

money, chance to work on a bigger project to further his career, I dunno

i play wow and the fact that he's directing is the only thing about the movie that interests me

source code was poo poo, i think moon may have been a one off thing for him

Doctor Spaceman
Jul 6, 2010

"Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."

The Wizard of Poz posted:

source code was poo poo, i think moon may have been a one off thing for him

source code would have been so much better if it had ended at that freeze-frame

kinda hard to say whether someone's a one-hit wonder when they've only made 2 films anyway

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

Maoist Pussy posted:

Synopsis: A rag-tag band of noobs must journey through Warsong Gulch to re-capture their battle flag. Standing between them and victory is an orcish horde led by the ArchDruid XxElfRaperxX

lol

putin is a cunt
Apr 5, 2007

BOY DO I SURE ENJOY TRASH. THERE'S NOTHING MORE I LOVE THAN TO SIT DOWN IN FRONT OF THE BIG SCREEN AND EAT A BIIIIG STEAMY BOWL OF SHIT. WARNER BROS CAN COME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND ASSFUCK MY MOM WHILE I WATCH AND I WOULD CERTIFY IT FRESH, NO QUESTION

Doctor Spaceman posted:

source code would have been so much better if it had ended at that freeze-frame

kinda hard to say whether someone's a one-hit wonder when they've only made 2 films anyway

well i only said i think it may have been a one off thing, time will tell, i haven't written him off completely yet

but the fact that warcraft will be his next movie doesn't bode well

putin is a cunt
Apr 5, 2007

BOY DO I SURE ENJOY TRASH. THERE'S NOTHING MORE I LOVE THAN TO SIT DOWN IN FRONT OF THE BIG SCREEN AND EAT A BIIIIG STEAMY BOWL OF SHIT. WARNER BROS CAN COME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND ASSFUCK MY MOM WHILE I WATCH AND I WOULD CERTIFY IT FRESH, NO QUESTION
wonder whos gonna play mankriks wife

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

The Wizard of Poz posted:

wonder whos gonna play mankriks wife

nicki minaj

Doctor Spaceman
Jul 6, 2010

"Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."

The Wizard of Poz posted:

but the fact that warcraft will be his next movie doesn't bode well
probably has a good paycheck and gets him some good contacts

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug
it should about a fat greasy man playing wow for 18 hours and making GBS threads in socks

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
Fortunately, because blizz never release crap, other than D3, this movie will never see the light of day.

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
What if it is really good and thoughtful and there are troll tits

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005
That logo is amazing. It's all metal and burning and poo poo, and like there is line showing where the burning is still burning, and the c line is all low and poo poo, and the whole thing looks like they were thinking "how the gently caress do we make transformers but better," And they were all like "Burn the poo poo like a blue metallic blunt."

Kaytwo
Jun 2, 2014

by Ralp
This movie is probably going to net world of warcraft with 3+ million additional subscribers within a month after its released.

Biggie Shorty
Oct 8, 2008

Doctor Spaceman posted:

it's directed by the guy who did moon and source code (and is the son of david bowie)

Well at least we might get some new Bowie tracks out of this

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
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Fly Eagles Fly


Click here to break my tables.

Funkstar Deluxe
May 7, 2007

「☆☆☆」

WeLandedOnTheMoon! posted:

Click here to break my tables.

why dont you report me, bitch

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


friends watch porn posted:

why dont you report me, bitch

I was, but I like your moxie.

Funkstar Deluxe
May 7, 2007

「☆☆☆」
Duncan Jones directing this actually makes me a bit excited. I liked Moon.

WeLandedOnTheMoon! posted:

I was, but I like your moxie.

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


Was moon that Sam Rockwell joint? I liked that.

putin is a cunt
Apr 5, 2007

BOY DO I SURE ENJOY TRASH. THERE'S NOTHING MORE I LOVE THAN TO SIT DOWN IN FRONT OF THE BIG SCREEN AND EAT A BIIIIG STEAMY BOWL OF SHIT. WARNER BROS CAN COME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND ASSFUCK MY MOM WHILE I WATCH AND I WOULD CERTIFY IT FRESH, NO QUESTION

Doctor Spaceman posted:

probably has a good paycheck and gets him some good contacts

i dont doubt it but we're talking about whether it will be any good and im saying even duncan jones couldn't save this stinking festering pile of dead sweaty nerd dreams

putin is a cunt
Apr 5, 2007

BOY DO I SURE ENJOY TRASH. THERE'S NOTHING MORE I LOVE THAN TO SIT DOWN IN FRONT OF THE BIG SCREEN AND EAT A BIIIIG STEAMY BOWL OF SHIT. WARNER BROS CAN COME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND ASSFUCK MY MOM WHILE I WATCH AND I WOULD CERTIFY IT FRESH, NO QUESTION

WeLandedOnTheMoon! posted:

Was moon that Sam Rockwell joint? I liked that.

yeh it was and yeh you did

Kaytwo
Jun 2, 2014

by Ralp

The Wizard of Poz posted:

i dont doubt it but we're talking about whether it will be any good and im saying even duncan jones couldn't save this stinking festering pile of dead sweaty nerd dreams

It can't be any worse than avatar.

putin is a cunt
Apr 5, 2007

BOY DO I SURE ENJOY TRASH. THERE'S NOTHING MORE I LOVE THAN TO SIT DOWN IN FRONT OF THE BIG SCREEN AND EAT A BIIIIG STEAMY BOWL OF SHIT. WARNER BROS CAN COME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND ASSFUCK MY MOM WHILE I WATCH AND I WOULD CERTIFY IT FRESH, NO QUESTION

Kaytwo posted:

It can't be any worse than avatar.

uh yeh it can and it will be

even if you hated avatar, you will hate this more i promise

Kaytwo
Jun 2, 2014

by Ralp

The Wizard of Poz posted:

uh yeh it can and it will be

even if you hated avatar, you will hate this more i promise

Dunno man, I've always liked green people more than blue people

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
avatar was good tho

Kaytwo
Jun 2, 2014

by Ralp

Robo Reagan posted:

avatar was good tho

Without 3D nobody would've given a poo poo about that unoriginal & forced steaming pile of poo poo

Peanut Butler
Jul 25, 2003



Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Kaytwo posted:

Without 3D nobody would've given a poo poo about that unoriginal & forced steaming pile of poo poo

but it had 3d so they did?

Peanut Butler
Jul 25, 2003



I can't think of a good video game movie
like there might be one but I'm drawing a blank
help me out here

verily carefree
Apr 5, 2014

hello new wallpaper

Kaytwo
Jun 2, 2014

by Ralp

Robo Reagan posted:

but it had 3d so they did?

:bravo:

The Droid
Jun 11, 2012

Christmas Present posted:

I can't think of a good video game movie
like there might be one but I'm drawing a blank
help me out here

I vaguely remember seeing the Disney-backed Prince of Persia one and it was at least not bad

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

oh i get it you're doing that thing where goons don't like something because it's popular

in a thread about oxygen goons would come out of the woodwork to talk about how poo poo it is and how they were standing next to a lady using some and how much that triggered them

Kaytwo
Jun 2, 2014

by Ralp

Robo Reagan posted:

oh i get it you're doing that thing where goons don't like something because it's popular

You're right, Avatar's plot & political overtones were totally original. I didn't mean to trigger you.

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009


how do I interpret thiiiiiiiiiiiis?

owl milk
Jun 28, 2011

The Droid posted:

I vaguely remember seeing the Disney-backed Prince of Persia one and it was at least not bad

generic as hell with a huge reset button at the end tho

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a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

My Shaman.

It feels, just right.

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