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Starting my last semester at college and I have an interview for a job tomorrow
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Jul 24, 2014 03:22
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take your dick out.
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Jul 24, 2014 03:23
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just start goin to town on your dick.
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Jul 24, 2014 03:23
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just beleive in yourself
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Jul 24, 2014 03:24
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Well duh I know that already (The dick stuff)
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Jul 24, 2014 03:24
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Be professional and cool
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Jul 24, 2014 03:24
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Whirlwind Jones posted:just start goin to town on your dick. Keep eye contact. It'll make you appear more confident.
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Jul 24, 2014 03:24
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know someone that the interviewer knows. otherwise. you're hosed, op.
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Jul 24, 2014 03:24
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Barfoid 3 posted:know someone that the interviewer knows. otherwise. you're hosed, op. I have a few acquaintances that work there already
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Jul 24, 2014 03:25
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get a sweet tan
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Jul 24, 2014 03:25
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carry a laptop around and pretend it has windows 8 and you hate windows 8
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Jul 24, 2014 03:25
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Whirlwind Jones posted:take your dick out. Whirlwind Jones posted:just start goin to town on your dick. Buce posted:just beleive in yourself
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Jul 24, 2014 03:25
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have a few beers to "loosen uip" before the interview imho
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Jul 24, 2014 03:26
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instead of bieing asked questions, do the asking yourself
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Jul 24, 2014 03:26
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Copley Depot posted:have a few beers to "loosen uip" before the interview imho heck bring some along in case things go well(they will)
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Jul 24, 2014 03:27
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Realize that the person before you just nailed it and all they can think about is how they're hiring that guy.
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Jul 24, 2014 03:27
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I found you a good documentary on how to get a good grown man job https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWDr979JswU
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Jul 24, 2014 03:27
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Tuxedo T shirt.
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Jul 24, 2014 03:28
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Buce posted:carry a laptop around and pretend it has windows 8 and you hate windows 8 This is already my reality 
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Jul 24, 2014 03:28
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Obligatory Handle posted:Realize that the person before you just nailed it and all they can think about is how they're hiring that guy. Is this the interview version of cucking yourself? Pretty hot. Mods, change thread tag pls
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Jul 24, 2014 03:28
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cross y0ur legs by placing the ankle of your left foot onto the knee of your right leg
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Jul 24, 2014 03:29
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Wear a turban and ask for compensation in virgins
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Jul 24, 2014 03:29
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Make sure you give a hard hand shake. Like a really really hard one. Like crush his bones and poo poo.
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Jul 24, 2014 03:30
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Show up with your lawyer, have him conduct your interview for you.
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Jul 24, 2014 03:30
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Grant DaNasty posted:Keep eye contact. It'll make you appear more confident. This is important. If they break eye contact say in a sharp yet confident voice, "Hey! loving look at me!" The cursing is important, it will let them know you're an adult.
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Jul 24, 2014 03:32
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Fart often and loudly and blame the interviewer.
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Jul 24, 2014 03:33
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dont have commited a felony lately. and pick up a starbucks fro the interviewman and maybe sweeten it up with a little whiskey abnd bailey;s
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Jul 24, 2014 03:33
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The best answer to 'your biggest weakness' is something believable and not relevant to the job -- I always went with Public Speaking. e - but dont look like you're thinking about it a long time or they'll assume you have a lot of weaknesses and you're ranking them. look down a bit and count to three and then answer. Supreme Allah fucked around with this message at 03:37 on Jul 24, 2014 |
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Jul 24, 2014 03:34
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this is your only shot buster right out of college you cant gently caress this one up or your next five years will likely be literally retarded.
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Jul 24, 2014 03:35
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The correct answer to why do you want to work here is always because I need money
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Jul 24, 2014 03:35
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Mariana Horchata posted:this is your only shot buster right out of college you cant gently caress this one up or your next five years will likely be literally retarded. noo
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Jul 24, 2014 03:35
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youll end up working at starbucks otherwise
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Jul 24, 2014 03:37
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what kind of job, you homo? you're hopeless if you don't realize that for us to help you we need details
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Jul 24, 2014 03:37
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Has the dick joke been covered already? I'll see myself out.
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Jul 24, 2014 03:38
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ashgromnies posted:what kind of job, you homo? you're hopeless if you don't realize that for us to help you we need details tv news station
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Jul 24, 2014 03:39
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Chuck Tanner posted:tv news station only old people watch tv news now, you're going to have to matlock yourself up.
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Jul 24, 2014 03:39
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Chuck Tanner posted:tv news station Def go with the dick whip
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Jul 24, 2014 03:39
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i have a buddy who is a TV news anchorman. he had to move to montana, then to texas, now he lives in oklahoma or something. it sucks to be a tv anchorman because the demand for local anchors turns out to be in terrible places
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Jul 24, 2014 03:39
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wear a loving tie get a loving haircut wear a nice loving watch buff your loving shoes loving shave you jackass your scruff doesnt make you look older/cool/whatever dont loving button your suit jacket if you dont know the answer to a loving question say oh coudl you please give me a moment to think about it and than formulate a coherent loving answer you idiot instead of ummming and awwing lol who am i kidding ur probably liberal arts learn2say do you want some fries with that
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Jul 24, 2014 03:39
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dont let people bring yiou down. get a prescriprion for welbutrin in the highest dose allow by the govt of your nation
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Jul 24, 2014 03:40
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