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BigBoss posted:All that access to meth and Faygo has made them strong and mean. fixed
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my naaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmme iiiiiissssssssss kiiiiiiddd KID ROCK
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Jul 24, 2014 11:16
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It was actually kinda funny I got (jokingly I assume) propositioned for sex and threatened with a beating within five minutes
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Jul 24, 2014 11:17
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I met Kid Rock once at the music store near my house when I was a teenager, tho I don't think he had any dildos on him.
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Jul 24, 2014 11:28
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me and a friend once convinced a guy we knew in high school that Kid Rock had died in a motorcycle accident earlier in the day and it almost brought him to tears, now that guy is a weird hulking bodybuilder who has probably twice my body mass despite being 6-7" shorter than me
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Jul 24, 2014 11:30
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So if Kid Rock does bring the glass dildo to court does that mean Diamon Jim Clownface did the sexual harassing or that he didn't do it?I mean what is the possible significance of the dildo?Would it be worth ICP's time to send some dark carnival operatives to destroy the dildo to preserve their standing in polite society?
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Jul 24, 2014 11:40
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If Kid Rock actually still has a dildo hand-me-down that some ICP shithead gave to him a couple years ago, that says more about him than anything going on with those guys right now. Maybe they gave the dildo BACK to Kid Rock... Aww poo poo maybe this is Dildogate 2014 you guys.
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Jul 24, 2014 11:45
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That dildo has been in Kid Rock's rear end the entire time
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Jul 24, 2014 11:52
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Kid put the dildo in the casket of the short guy when he died from being short. They'll have to dig up the short guy.
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Jul 24, 2014 12:02
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Squee posted:I met Kid Rock once at the music store near my house when I was a teenager, tho I don't think he had any dildos on him. Perhaps he started to dildo collection to deal with the heartbreak of losing Joe C.
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Jul 24, 2014 12:05
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ghetto wormhole posted:me and a friend once convinced a guy we knew in high school that Kid Rock had died in a motorcycle accident earlier in the day and it almost brought him to tears, now that guy is a weird hulking bodybuilder who has probably twice my body mass despite being 6-7" shorter than me It's okay, no amount of muscle will make up for being THAT pathetically short
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Jul 24, 2014 12:08
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Stoic Commie posted:this has nothing to do with detroit, besides that the detroit free press wrote the article? that's some tourettes level poo poo op kid rock and icp are from detroit and im pretty sure icps headquarters where the dildo caper occurred is in detroit
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Jul 24, 2014 12:13
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Kid Rock sent his son to a fancy private school in Michigan (Cranbrook?) and that was the genesis of my first post
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Jul 24, 2014 12:29
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Kid Rock dropped the glass dildo and shattered his dreams
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Jul 24, 2014 12:52
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insert kid rock covering stone cold steve austin's entrance theme here
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Jul 24, 2014 13:16
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"Objection! This is nothing to whoop whoop about" "Overruled my ninja"
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Jul 24, 2014 13:59
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the glass dildo is largely ceremonial in ninja culture, and it's a true honor for a member of the famuhlee to give it to another. It brings honor to the recipient and the giver.
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Jul 24, 2014 14:06
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I wonder if ICP pays their lawyer with garbage bags full of 20s.
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Jul 24, 2014 14:34
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"Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy" -Kid Rock The voice of a generation of bugger flipping no-hopers.
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Jul 24, 2014 14:36
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Scott Stapp has the dildowikipedia posted:Kid Rock and Scott Stapp, singer of the band Creed, appear in a sex tape from 1999 in which the two are seen partying and receiving oral sex from several groupies. California pornography company Red Light District planned to release the tape in 2006, but both Rock and Stapp filed with the California courts to sue Red Light District and stop the tape's distribution.
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Jul 24, 2014 14:40
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Who would have known working for a company called psychopathic records could go so wrong 
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Jul 24, 2014 14:44
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Howard Beale posted:poo poo he got subpeenered lol
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Jul 24, 2014 15:17
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I can just imagine Kid Rock in his attic while his lawyer stands at the bottom of the ladder freaking out and crying as Kid searches through cardboard boxes full to the brim of dildos looking for this specific dildo that he does not even remember getting because "my god, do you know how many dildos I get given by my rock star buddies? there are literally a million dildos up here!" (There is significantly less than a million.) All the while he has woken his children up with the commotion and is scaring them.
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Jul 24, 2014 15:45
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loving subpoenas... How do they work?
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Jul 24, 2014 15:52
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Trial? This needs to be settled by a cage match
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Jul 24, 2014 16:29
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Is there even a single Kid Rock song that doesn't contain the words "Kid Rock"? Is he capable of making a song and not having his name in it?
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Jul 24, 2014 18:46
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lonesomedwarf posted:i forgot all about kid rock thanks for nothing op I was working a show this weekend and there was some radio traffic about a "kid rock looking motherfucker" at one of the beer tents starting some trouble. Moseyed on over and sure enough there was a skinny white dude that was all hosed up on something, plaid shirt, greasy hair and a hat looking he just stepped out from the video shoot Didn't know that I was suppsed to pat him down for the dildz. Maybe theres a reward?
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Jul 24, 2014 19:08
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gently caress u guys this is serious
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Jul 24, 2014 19:16
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loving lawsuits, how do they work?
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Jul 24, 2014 19:18
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Luvcow posted:Who would have known working for a company called psychopathic records could go so wrong Everyone should read Behind the Paint even if you hate ICP. It's the funniest most hosed up rags to riches story ever written. When they went to make the company they we're ask what the logo was and Shaggy grabbed a napkin and drew the Hatchet Man. At one point they have a show and show up at a construction site and perform for the workers using their boombox thinking it's the venue.
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Jul 24, 2014 19:46
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if the dildo does not fit (in my anus), you must acquit!
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Jul 24, 2014 20:11
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Idiot Syncratic posted:if the dildo does not fit (in my anus), you must acquit! ItBurns posted:If it doesn't fit, you must acquit. Hey look at this rear end in a top hat that made the same joke as that other jerk. ghetto wormhole posted:That dildo has been in Kid Rock's rear end the entire time MMOs & Welfare posted:its probably in his butt Why I ought-ta!
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Jul 24, 2014 20:45
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SymfonyMan posted:Hey look at this rear end in a top hat that made the same joke as that other jerk. lol if u read posts
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Jul 24, 2014 21:02
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Kid Rock eat the glass dildo.
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Jul 24, 2014 21:06
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MMOs & Welfare posted:its probably in his butt nah, that's where the midget was buried. i think fred durst's career is somewhere up there as well.
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Jul 24, 2014 21:30
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My name is KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
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Jul 24, 2014 21:33
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i'm hopin he shows up with like 20 glass dildos and is all like "Couldn't remember which one I got fro mICP so here's my whole collection, your honor"
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Jul 25, 2014 02:14
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If he can't produce it, is he in contempt? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1OrNS2zbTZg
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Jul 25, 2014 03:24
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Can you smoke weed out of a glass dildo?
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depends on how you bought it Kid rock probably had to pay a guy to drill a urethra and bowl spot in it
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