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Kritzkrieg Kop
Nov 4, 2009
more pictures of girls please

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Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

Facepalm Ranger posted:

Chinese people believe if your pregnant and have a cat, the children will be born with defects.

wow is this why my chinese co-worker was so desperate to get rid of her cats while she was preggers?

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



Facepalm Ranger posted:

Chinese people believe if your pregnant and have a cat, the children will be born with defects.

that is extremely stupid

The Great Autismo!
Mar 3, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

Fandyien posted:

OP are you gonna sleep with that hot chinese girl?

i am pretty sure that is OP's girlfriend

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



goldboilermark posted:

i am pretty sure that is OP's girlfriend

goddamn op is the man.

The Great Autismo!
Mar 3, 2007

by Fluffdaddy
it's really difficult to not have a hot girlfriend if you are a foreigner in asia that goes outside once a week (if you want one, that is)

The Great Autismo! fucked around with this message at 18:16 on Jul 24, 2014

The Great Autismo!
Mar 3, 2007

by Fluffdaddy
but yeah OP is a cool dude

angel opportunity
Sep 7, 2004

Total Eclipse of the Heart
my parents-in-law want us to get rid of our dog so my wife can have a kid.

my wife told them: "but he is our kid," and they looked so so scared :mrwhite:

dev286
Nov 30, 2006

Let it be all the best.
I like the shards of various tiles that make up your backyard. I have never seen a tiled garden.

Enjoy your BBQ. Put ketchup on your hot dogs.

Ceciltron
Jan 11, 2007

Text BEEP to 43527 for the dancing robot!
Pillbug

Fandyien posted:

that is extremely stupid

:eng101: Actually if you're not terribly fastidious about cleaning the cat box, toxoplasmosis (to which pregnant mothers and the unborn are very vulnerable) is easily spread from cat poop. This can cause birth defects or neurological disorders.

Most silly folk superstitions have some basis in fact that come out of generalisations from learning the hard way.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
congrats op?

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Op does your celestial maiden girlfriend have a slanted giner?

BadAstronaut
Sep 15, 2004

Waiting for more action, please keep posting.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

OP killed in foreign celebration, then devoured after his corpse was torn asunder in an event he did not realize he was starring in

BadAstronaut
Sep 15, 2004

No, I think he went inside to play Playstation (seriouspost)

BadAstronaut
Sep 15, 2004

Truly, this thread is way more Q than A.

Jimmy Little Balls
Aug 23, 2009
Why wasn't I invited?

Facepalm Ranger
Jan 17, 2012

SOME PEOPLE FIND HOME APPLIANCES SEXUALLY AROUSING! ZORDS ARE NOT APPLIANCES, DAMMIT!

friends watch porn posted:

What beer will you be drinking?

Heartbroken 2Twice posted:

what kinda beers you got? tsingtao?

I mostly drank Vodka and coke as whiskey was expensive at the 7/11. Other people drank a beer called "snow", which is apparently watered down crap.

Ceciltron posted:

How many robot anime "collectible figurines" did you have to sell to be able to afford food this month?

None.

dontcareaboutname posted:

how many asians there were intimidated by the length and girth of those brautwerst?

All of them, obligatory penis jokes were made.

Fandyien posted:

OP are you gonna sleep with that hot chinese girl?

Nope.

dev286 posted:

I like the shards of various tiles that make up your backyard. I have never seen a tiled garden.

Enjoy your BBQ. Put ketchup on your hot dogs.

Not my back garden. BBQ was good till tingling slapped my phone out my hand, she very graciously offered to pay for damages. I was very angry about it though.

Jimmy Little Balls posted:

Why wasn't I invited?

Dunno.

Fandyien posted:

goddamn op is the man.

I'm really not. Barely a boy really.

BBQ finished. This thread was terrible. Can a Mod close/lock this please?

Facepalm Ranger fucked around with this message at 19:35 on Jul 24, 2014

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The Great Autismo!
Mar 3, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

Facepalm Ranger posted:

Other people drank a beer called "snow", which is apparently watered down crap.

snow is the number 1 most consumed beer in the world, just dropping some knowledge on y'all

~!~the more you know ~!~

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