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wa27
Jan 15, 2007

dontcareaboutname posted:

Can we change thread title it implies seinfeld is no longer great.

Seinfeld was great, and it still is.

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...of SCIENCE!
Apr 26, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

FuturePastNow posted:

I liked when George was in that Voyager episode and Newman was in Jurassic Park

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJQZst2mEQw

The Casualty
Sep 29, 2006
Security Clearance: Pop Secret


Whiny baby

Wow, this show looks terrible.

Boywhiz88
Sep 11, 2005

floating 26" off da ground. BURR!
You can't spare a square?

WIFEY WATCHDOG
Jun 25, 2012

Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.
Giddy up

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

FuturePastNow posted:

I liked when George was in that Voyager episode and Newman was in Jurassic Park

I like when they slap a wig on George in anything ever, and it never works out.

WIFEY WATCHDOG
Jun 25, 2012

Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.
The Costanzas set up Elaine on two blind dates; George tries to get rich using eBay; Kramer creates an international sensation with his graffiti, and Jerry mysteriously loses stuff in his apartment.

Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.
Kramer tries to woo someone who's using @kramer into letting him have the Twitter name, to complete his trifecta of having Kramer as his username on Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter.

The day after buying an iPhone, George gets a coupon in the mail for a free iPhone upgrade. George refuses to leave the Apple store until the "Apple Store Geniuses" give him a refund.

Elaine gets bad service at a trendy NYC restaurant, and spends hours writing scathing reviews on Open Table, Yelp, Google, and on and on - she returns to the restaurant over and over, asking for the same waitress, and tipping the waitress with printouts of the reviews. Elaine eventually goes to the hospital from food poisoning after getting the waitress fired, and writes more bad reviews from her hospital bed.

Jerry dates a woman who works for General Mills, just because she can get him free cereal. Realizing the potential of such a relationship, he starts seeing a DC Comics secretary on the side to get free comic books. Overpowered by relationship discounts, Jerry tries to coax Elaine into indulging some of Puddy's odd sexual habits in exchange for discounts on oil changes for the Saab.

The Casualty
Sep 29, 2006
Security Clearance: Pop Secret


Whiny baby

Red posted:

Kramer tries to woo someone who's using @kramer into letting him have the Twitter name, to complete his trifecta of having Kramer as his username on Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter.

The day after buying an iPhone, George gets a coupon in the mail for a free iPhone upgrade. George refuses to leave the Apple store until the "Apple Store Geniuses" give him a refund.

Elaine gets bad service at a trendy NYC restaurant, and spends hours writing scathing reviews on Open Table, Yelp, Google, and on and on - she returns to the restaurant over and over, asking for the same waitress, and tipping the waitress with printouts of the reviews. Elaine eventually goes to the hospital from food poisoning after getting the waitress fired, and writes more bad reviews from her hospital bed.

Jerry dates a woman who works for General Mills, just because she can get him free cereal. Realizing the potential of such a relationship, he starts seeing a DC Comics secretary on the side to get free comic books. Overpowered by relationship discounts, Jerry tries to coax Elaine into indulging some of Puddy's odd sexual habits in exchange for discounts on oil changes for the Saab.

Jerry and George go to Derek Jeter's final game at Yankee Stadium; when Jeter hits a foul ball and George fights off a little girl for it, a series of sour reunions follow. Kramer becomes addicted to Instagram. Elaine goes to great lengths to try and get on the "Cash Cab" game show.

Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

The Casualty posted:

Jerry and George go to Derek Jeter's final game at Yankee Stadium; when Jeter hits a foul ball and George fights off a little girl for it, a series of sour reunions follow. Kramer becomes addicted to Instagram. Elaine goes to great lengths to try and get on the "Cash Cab" game show.

The Steinbrenners ask George to organize a banquet send-off for Derek Jeter, with current teammates and Yankee Legends in attendance. After waiting until the last minute, George is only able to get Sal Fasano and a retired Yankee Stadium (the previous park) Bud Light vendor, Enrique, who speaks no English but "Bud Light!", to attend. Out of desperation, George instructs both to bring their friends and extended family. Derek Jeter arrives to the banquet with his current girlfriend, Marisa Tomei. Upon George's admitting that he ruined the banquet, Tomei punches George. Jeter doesn't seem to mind, as he was hosting a party at his condo afterwards anyway, so as not to have to spend time with the Steinbrenner boys, after they'd ruined many team functions for him in the past. George asks to attend the after-party, and Jeter flatly declines. Jerry: "That's a shame."

Instead of firing George, the Steinbrenners happily promote George to 'Executive Director of Franchise Relations'. Confused, George accepts the promotion after hearing he'll receive a raise. When asked what the position entails, the Steinbrenners explain that George will be their perennial scapegoat to players, staff, family, fans, and the press.

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Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

Go home and be a family man!

Whats the DEAL with those washcloths in the shoulder straps? Wont they get wet, whats up with that!

Seriously, whats up with those

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