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Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
I don't think its real. Like, I'm pretty sure its pee.

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Smeego
Sep 9, 2001

japan sucks
? is this when you fart out of your squirthole?????

Dick Fagballzson
Sep 29, 2005
I have no idea what the stuff is composed of, but it is a real phenomenon. The stuff is clear and doesn't smell bad.

Dick Fagballzson fucked around with this message at 19:57 on Jul 24, 2014

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
well i GIS'd "squarting" and got a lot of wet vaginas in my face

not sure how to feel about this

Cyber Dog
Feb 22, 2008

ya obviously all the scientists who arent sure its not pee have never made sum1 squirt bc it is definitely not pee

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
im pretty sure squarting is that thing where you go to the gym to bust out some squats and end up sharting yourself

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW
this isn't when you eat too much spicy food and beer and poop water?

stuxracer
May 4, 2006

its pee

Throwdini
Aug 2, 2006
scientist used to believe saliva was snot too

Peppi
May 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Who gives a poo poo if it's piss. Liquid? Drink it.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
it's real op, real nasty

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

its pee. in pornos its literally peed out on purpose, in real life its due to poor pelvic floor muscle strength/control.

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




imagine if a dudes nuts exploded and a liter of water went everywhere

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
squirting is cool but if ur dating a girl theat squirts let me tell u. it sure is sexy af when ur laying out multiple layers of towels on the bed befotre u gently caress. then mid gently caress she queefs on your bone zone and u strat to laugh a lil but look out!then she shotguns u in the balls with pussy water and ur like dam a nigga really goin in right niw

Ben Smash
Aug 22, 2005

LARDROOM
Grimey Drawer
i had a girlfriend who was a squirter. I also had a radiator near the bed. 10 points for makin that poo poo sizzle

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
what about boys who squirt

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
but if u mention it after sex ashe get all self concious about it and never do it agaiin w/ u. unless u fuinger her just the right way and she blast u in the face when u least expect it and she like lol noew u know how it feels. and im like fair enough fair enough

Twee as Fuck
Nov 13, 2012

by Lowtax
squarting is when you let rip a protein fart while squatting, making sure the squat rack will be free for you to use for the next 20 minutes

plain blue jacket
Jan 13, 2014

IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS
what is it called when you anal prolapse when doing squats while holding weights?

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
Golden showers for the girl to shy to ask

Twee as Fuck
Nov 13, 2012

by Lowtax

plain blue jacket posted:

what is it called when you anal prolapse when doing squats while holding weights?

debilitatis crossfitus

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

plain blue jacket posted:

what is it called when you anal prolapse when doing squats while holding weights?

standard operating procedure

Tujague
May 8, 2007

by LadyAmbien

Real hurthling! posted:

imagine if a dudes nuts exploded and a liter of water went everywhere

Done

Ponce de Le0n
Jul 6, 2008

Father jailed for beating 3 kids after they wouldn't say who farted in his car

Maoist Pussy posted:

I don't think its real. Like, I'm pretty sure its pee.

um...yeah?

Absalom Baird
Jul 13, 2010

mods change name to OEGAMIOM thx

Fishy Joe
Apr 19, 2005
Eat at Fishy Joe's
YEA BABY :D

Kleen_TheRacistDog
Feb 17, 2014

Can't bust the Krust fuckman
www.skullmund.com
this is my competition on OKCupid and i still can't get laid.

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Ponce de Le0n
Jul 6, 2008

Father jailed for beating 3 kids after they wouldn't say who farted in his car

Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:

this is my competition on OKCupid and i still can't get laid.

do u even squart tho?

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
that nigga gay as hell

fuccboi
Jan 5, 2004

by zen death robot
He's Cool

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy
this is now the bad okcupid apprecation station

juggalo baby coffin
Dec 2, 2007

How would the dog wear goggles and even more than that, who makes the goggles?


im p sure squarting is when you are squatting heavy and fart b/c of your muscles

Professor Cthulhu
Jul 14, 2007

I got my Associate degree at Miskatonic Community College.
I'm getting honey just thinking about it.

Guancho
Aug 23, 2010

You don't write any postcards when you're on the road to self-discovery
Dolph lundgren made me squart a bunch of times

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
That guy is just so damned happy.

naem
May 29, 2011

I like that he says BIG FAT COCK but then types MY HUGE ------- later he's a real gentleman

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

It always seems to happen when the girl is on top so it gushes out onto my crotch, I dunno how to feel about it.

poopzilla
Nov 23, 2004

Shinjobi posted:

That guy is just so damned happy.

its that squart lifestyle

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981



He looks so much like my uncle it's loving with my mind.

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Dr Strangepants
Nov 26, 2003

Mein Führer! I can dance!
e-mail that pic to your uncle now and ask "is this u??"

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