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Tubgirl Cosplay posted:uh no cause then someone has to look at it. seal them up inside a wall like a civilized person so they can suffocate peacably over a couple dozen hours That's not how hanging works. It's actually very quick. They calculate how far you should drop based on your weight. The sweet spot is between breaking your neck from the fall, but not losing your head. Hanging and firing squad are probably the two best ways to go. Maybe combine the two.
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1gnoirents posted:what if the dude or gal raped then killed 1000 children? uhhhh he should get his name on the loving high score board? wth all time greatest / murdering rapist
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Jul 24, 2014 22:41
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JebanyPedal posted:I have both, but I think what may be wrong with me is that I am happy in life and that usually doesn't make you all want to kill people and poo poo. I am too so your theory is full of holes
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Jul 24, 2014 22:42
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Ramsus posted:That's not how hanging works. It's actually very quick. They calculate how far you should drop based on your weight. The sweet spot is between breaking your neck from the fall, but not losing your head. Hanging and firing squad are probably the two best ways to go. They should just have a machine that points 20 guns at your head and fires all of them at the same time so your head just explodes. Painless and foolproof.
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Jul 24, 2014 22:42
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Guancho posted:gently caress carepost threads I wrote the Orig Post and at what point did I say I loving cared?
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1gnoirents posted:I am too so your theory is full of holes You might have something missing in your life, like a loving pet, or a girlfriend who calls you baby or some other such pet name.
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Jul 24, 2014 22:43
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Deformation is considered inhumane but really the guillotine is a cool and effective device that i can get behind
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JebanyPedal posted:You might have something missing in your life, like a loving pet, or a girlfriend who calls you baby or some other such pet name. well  I chose specifically not to have a pet until I know where im going to live for long term, which is only going to happen once im sure im having a kid and frankly id like to make a bit more money first before I do that. a pet is a serious responsibility, having grown up with manyso i guess your right, i dont have a pet so we shoudlnt have the death penalty for someone who rapes and kills 1000 children
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Jul 24, 2014 22:44
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has anyone considered that maybe this guy was just unusually tough and hard to kill
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1gnoirents posted:well Yeah, you'll eventually get the pet though and things will work out but I'm glad we pinpointed the science behind this phenomena.
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JebanyPedal posted:Yeah, you'll eventually get the pet though and things will work out but I'm glad we pinpointed the science behind this phenomena. This is a rare conclusion in GBS, and I applaud it and hope for many more like it.
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Jul 24, 2014 22:46
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ethanol posted:Deformation is considered inhumane but really the guillotine is a cool and effective device that i can get behind there should be a version of the guillotine that's a big rock that crushes your entire head that way you don't have to sharpen it, and there's no risk that the head will remain alive independent of the body
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Jul 24, 2014 22:47
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Ramsus posted:That's not how hanging works. It's actually very quick. They calculate how far you should drop based on your weight. The sweet spot is between breaking your neck from the fall, but not losing your head. Hanging and firing squad are probably the two best ways to go. lol No they actually don't have a loving clue how to hang someone half of the time their head pops off or they suffocate to death, we couldn't even manage to not gently caress up the Nuremberg hangings so the idea of trusting whatever hick they put in charge in of doing it in Arizona to not gently caress it up is laughable.
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Jul 24, 2014 22:47
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1gnoirents posted:This is a rare conclusion in GBS, and I applaud it and hope for many more like it. Between this and the 50 Shades of Grey thread I think GBS has done a lot of good today, God bless.
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Three Olives posted:lol No they actually don't have a loving clue how to hang someone half of the time their head pops off or they suffocate to death, we couldn't even manage to not gently caress up the Nuremberg hangings so the idea of trusting whatever hick they put in charge in of doing it in Arizona to not gently caress it up is laughable. So you're comparing modern hanging to Nuremberg? Possibly where they could give two shits whether or not the death was quick and painless? Yes, the people that carry out the death penalty are hosed up retarded hicks and not doctors and people smarter than you.
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Jul 24, 2014 22:55
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i remember seeing a documentary called The Running Man why did they do away with that practice? that man won, straightened up his life and went on to be governor iirc
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Jul 24, 2014 22:58
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Ramsus posted:That's not how hanging works. It's actually very quick. They calculate how far you should drop based on your weight. The sweet spot is between breaking your neck from the fall, but not losing your head. Hanging and firing squad are probably the two best ways to go. Firing squads are super quick and a bullet to the brainpan is about as guaranteed instant painless death as it is possible to get, but we don't do it ever anymore because it looks as brutal as it is and twitching corpses are ucky
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Jul 24, 2014 23:00
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wish he suffered more, pathetic human being
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Tubgirl Cosplay posted:Firing squads are super quick and a bullet to the brainpan is about as guaranteed instant painless death as it is possible to get, but we don't do it ever anymore because it looks as brutal as it is and twitching corpses are ucky Firing squad doesn't look brutal, they shoot the guy in the heart. The guy getting shot wears a special vest that stops everything from spilling out everywhere.
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Jul 24, 2014 23:01
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yes, but think of the problems that this execution solved also jesus
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Ramsus posted:Firing squad doesn't look brutal, they shoot the guy in the heart. The guy getting shot wears a special vest that stops everything from spilling out everywhere. whoa what so he's like a gut grenade going off inside a kevlar shirt that's rad as heck we should be increasing the creation and containment of inasne gibs like if we could basically find a way to pop convicts like a killer man balloon inside an iron maiden
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Ramsus posted:So you're comparing modern hanging to Nuremberg? Possibly where they could give two shits whether or not the death was quick and painless? Actually it turns out scientists have been a little busy with cancer and all that to figure out how to make hangings look prettier and the medical boards said they frown on letting murder participants have medical licenses so we haven't really made any progress on it in quite some time.
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Cubone posted:whoa what so he's like a gut grenade going off inside a kevlar shirt that's rad as heck we should be increasing the creation and containment of inasne gibs Yeah, and every execution should have this coming out the loudspeaker: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DV1fUwKMdAI
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Three Olives posted:Actually it turns out scientists have been a little busy with cancer and all that to figure out how to make hangings look prettier and the medical boards said they frown on letting murder participants have medical licenses so we haven't really made any progress on it in quite some time. Wow you must know lots of death penalty researchers and cancer scientists.
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I'd still take that gladly over life without parole in Arizona State Prison...they could inject me with hemlock for all i fuckin care
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Jul 24, 2014 23:11
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awwww the poor murder had to die in pain 
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Jul 24, 2014 23:21
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do you think for your last meal you could request like 6 shots of everclear and a chaser and try to go out that way
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Jul 24, 2014 23:23
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i honestly dont care what happens to people that hurt other people 
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Jul 24, 2014 23:23
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Chuck Tanner posted:awwww the poor murder had to die in pain I don't think hurting him fixed anything, chuck.
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Daedra posted:i honestly dont care what happens to people that hurt other people Harsh words from someone whose posting is so painful to look at
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Daedra posted:i honestly dont care what happens to people that hurt other people Gonna give you a wedgie homie.
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drilldo squirt posted:I don't think hurting him fixed anything, chuck. Sure it did It gave him what he deserved
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Jul 24, 2014 23:26
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He didn't die. He was wheeled into the basement for further experimentation.
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Tubgirl Cosplay posted:Harsh words from someone whose posting is so painful to look at ive never been more hurt i hope youre happy
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You know what would fix the death penalty is if you could choose your own death. Anything you could think up within reason they'd do to you.
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Chuck Tanner posted:awwww the poor murder had to die in pain one who murds
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Chuck Tanner posted:Sure it did I don't think we have a right to chose who deserves what, chuck.
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Somehow by trying to take the brutality of executions away they've managed to make them even more brutal than just shooting the guy or cutting his head off. This is like if the ending of Braveheart was the whole 2 hour movie.
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drilldo squirt posted:I don't think we have a right to chose who deserves what, chuck. Wrong, the only thing that sucks about the death penalty is that it's very expensive. That and sometimes they get the wrong guy. But to make an omelette...
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