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mbt
Aug 13, 2012

have they ever looked good on anyone ever?

I present my evidence:

evil spock

nic cage

some internet guy


0/3 look good, I think it's case closed

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Taima
Dec 31, 2006

tfw you're peeing next to someone in the lineup and they don't know
dunno spock look cool

Doctor Spaceman
Jul 6, 2010

"Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."

Korthal
May 26, 2011

:neckbeard:

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE

Hoedown Throwdown
Mar 30, 2004
Ich esse Scheiße
doesn't look dumb at all

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

Taima posted:

dunno spock look cool

poopzilla
Nov 23, 2004

those are called goatees on this planet


e:

poopzilla fucked around with this message at 01:08 on Jul 25, 2014

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

i dont think goatees are good either op you have my support

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



I think goatse looks fantastic especially on bald men in their mid life crisis

Otacon
Aug 13, 2002


first they took our neckbeards, but i said nothing. then they came for our circle beards...

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

only squares have circle beards

TODD BONZALEZ
Jul 3, 2010




its like a bowl cut for your face. ots like you jammed a glass over your mouth then shaved around it

the culminator
Oct 29, 2012
As a goatee haver am I excused because I can't grow a full beard?

please respond I want GBS acceptance on my choice of facial hair

Doc Block
Apr 15, 2003
Fun Shoe

cocaine dad show posted:

its like a bowl cut for your face. ots like you jammed a glass over your mouth then shaved around it

you aren't far off

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009
I'm a professional Villain so it was either the goatee or the fu manchu and I can't grow one of those.

The people I work with have certain expectations, and I gotta meet them if I want to be taken seriously. If you've never been foiled I don't expect you to understand.

Iprazochrome
Nov 3, 2008

Doc Block posted:

you aren't far off



ɢᴏᴀᴛᴇᴇsᴀᴠᴇʀ™

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



Doc Block posted:

you aren't far off



Do they make this for pubic hair??

Otacon
Aug 13, 2002


ethanol posted:

Do they make this for pubic hair??

only for women

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

the culminator posted:

As a goatee haver am I excused because I can't grow a full beard?

please respond I want GBS acceptance on my choice of facial hair

Depends, do you have your Nemesis license or are you still part-time?

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

How come chinese food places use the same god drat sauce for everything now?

I ordered chicken and snow peas, and then a separate order of mongolian beef and it was the same loving sauce LITERALLY THE SAME

This has happened with different orders at multiple restaurants over the last year or so and I can NOT loving believe THIS IS HAPPENING TO ME

Someguy
Jul 15, 2001

by Lowtax

Doc Block posted:

you aren't far off



omg someone copied my idea, except mine works for the full body

LifeSizePotato
Mar 3, 2005

op was right, goatees are for poors and trashy people with no taste

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

brick cow
Oct 22, 2008
goatees look bad on most people but i think the real issure here might be that the op is either literally retarded or sufferer a stroke by calling them "circle beards". seek medical attention, op. god speed.

Manifest
Jul 7, 2007

HELLO THERE I COME FROM THE FUTURE


mbt
Aug 13, 2012

brick cow posted:

goatees look bad on most people but i think the real issure here might be that the op is either literally retarded or sufferer a stroke by calling them "circle beards". seek medical attention, op. god speed.

goatee is on the chin, mustache is on the lip

circle beard is both

ggodspeed

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

brick cow posted:

goatees look bad on most people but i think the real issure here might be that the op is either literally retarded or sufferer a stroke by calling them "circle beards". seek medical attention, op. god speed.

Lmao, "circle beards."

Tubgirl Cosplay
Jan 10, 2011

by Ion Helmet
I feel that the Earth bipeds exhibit poor taste in their pruning of face strands as well OP

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost
They used to be bad rear end like back in the 1960s or something but now every white fat balding jerkoff with a pickup truck has one.

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014



yep

Doc Block
Apr 15, 2003
Fun Shoe

Every time I see this, the jump cut being off by just a tad bothers the gently caress out of me.

Chard
Aug 24, 2010





:eyepop:

doo doo guy
Jan 2, 2008

LifeSizePotato
Mar 3, 2005

JebanyPedal posted:

Lmao, "circle beards."

Doc Block
Apr 15, 2003
Fun Shoe
My goatee is a rounded rectangle

Your move, OP

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Doc Block posted:

you aren't far off



omg someone copied my idea, except mine is called a mirror

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

brick cow posted:

goatees look bad on most people but i think the real issure here might be that the op is either literally retarded or sufferer a stroke by calling them "circle beards". seek medical attention, op. god speed.

dunno have you ever seen a goat? op has a point, an actual goatee would be more like that super long rectangular scraggly beard thing yous ee on aging punks with shaved heads

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