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Kyrie eleison
Jan 26, 2013

by Ralp
Anarcho-monarchism? I can dig it.

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Guancho
Aug 23, 2010

You don't write any postcards when you're on the road to self-discovery
rename op to smoking pole

Miltank
Dec 27, 2009

by XyloJW
That's one hell of a shitpost.

Pas2
Nov 25, 2002
but seriously, if you want to be the king of anarchists what choice do you really have?!?

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Bolian Blues posted:

Did someone already make a CK2 joke

first of many :unsmigghh:

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

I agree with OP's sentiments, http://anarcho-monarchism.com is way wacky, even for a variation of Libertarianism.

A little speculative fiction/satire: Let us imagine in a near no-future the soon-to-be-Sir Johnathan Rotten, a reanimated Mr Sidney Vicious and the rest of the Sex Pistols moving permanently to the U.S for tax reasons and joining the Anarcho-monarchist cult. The band might then perform the following song, "Anarchy In The U.S.K.". (U.S.K.="United States Kingdom", the United States Of America developed into an Anarcho-monarchist paradise for the titled and the monied, and sod the rest. All other acronyms refer to actual U.S. organisations.)

Anarchy In The U.S.K.

Right... wing... NOW!
I am not an anti-royalist
I'm Anarcho-monarchist
I know what I want but no one else gets it
I wanna destroy pinko passers-by
'cause I wanna be.... Anarcho-monarchy
Ruled by a royal family
For an affordable if not trivial fee

Anarcho-monarchism for the U.S.K.
It's coming sometime, that's what I say
Give the right time join a traffic line
Your future dream's my 'By Appointment' shopping scheme
'cause I wanna be.... Anarcho-monarchy!
Prithee

Only my way will get what I want
I am the best, bomb all the rest (by royal-order)
Buy arms with my Rolling Stone shares
Only an Anarcho-monarchist dares
'Cause I wanna be Anarcho-monarchy
Should be the only allowable way to be

Is it the N.C.P.A?
Is it the N.R.A.?
Is it the N.B.R.A.?
I thought it was the U.S.K.
Not some non-royalist or multi-tiered government country
They're not like what I wanna be
And I wanna be Anarcho-monarchy
And I wanna be Anarcho-monarchy
Know that I'm mean?
And I wanna be Anarcho-monarchist
Get pissed
on some nice Chardonnay
That's what I say!

BigBadSteve fucked around with this message at 16:50 on Jul 27, 2014

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
This photoshopped Nigel Farage of UKIP pic never made sense to me ... until now OP


nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

SirEvelynTremble posted:

This photoshopped Nigel Farage of UKIP pic never made sense to me ... until now OP




wouldn't wanna spend over ten seconds in the vicinity of either of those egregious twats

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BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
whenever i see blogs like this i think: over-read but under-educated.

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