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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Serious Hardware/Software Crap > YOSPOS > Continue to describe your genitals using computer terminology

Silver Alicorn: Mar 30, 2008; 𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

completely locked down and vendor proprietary

# ? Jul 30, 2014 04:39

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 05:32

nigga crab pollock: Mar 26, 2010; by Lowtax

Slide to unlock

# ? Jul 30, 2014 04:40

nigga crab pollock: Mar 26, 2010; by Lowtax

Chamfered edges

# ? Jul 30, 2014 04:41

foxy boxing babe: Jan 17, 2010

deliver your payload via my tunneling protocol

# ? Jul 30, 2014 04:43

CISADMIN PRIVILEGE: Aug 15, 2004; optimized multichannel
campaigns to drive
demand and increase
brand engagement
across web, mobile,
and social touchpoints,
bitch!

23 nm process

# ? Jul 30, 2014 04:45

Silver Alicorn: Mar 30, 2008; 𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

walled garden

# ? Jul 30, 2014 06:16

CISADMIN PRIVILEGE: Aug 15, 2004; optimized multichannel
campaigns to drive
demand and increase
brand engagement
across web, mobile,
and social touchpoints,
bitch!

wide open to simple exploits.

# ? Jul 30, 2014 06:18

CISADMIN PRIVILEGE: Aug 15, 2004; optimized multichannel
campaigns to drive
demand and increase
brand engagement
across web, mobile,
and social touchpoints,
bitch!

trusted device

# ? Jul 30, 2014 06:18

Asymmetric POSTer: Aug 17, 2005

demilitarized zone

# ? Jul 30, 2014 06:18

Asymmetric POSTer: Aug 17, 2005

black hat

# ? Jul 30, 2014 06:19

CISADMIN PRIVILEGE: Aug 15, 2004; optimized multichannel
campaigns to drive
demand and increase
brand engagement
across web, mobile,
and social touchpoints,
bitch!

heartbleed.

# ? Jul 30, 2014 06:21

CISADMIN PRIVILEGE: Aug 15, 2004; optimized multichannel
campaigns to drive
demand and increase
brand engagement
across web, mobile,
and social touchpoints,
bitch!

open stack

# ? Jul 30, 2014 06:21

Sweevo: Nov 8, 2007; i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

megahertz

# ? Jul 30, 2014 10:03

ymgve: Jan 2, 2004; Offensive Clock

exploding capacitor

# ? Jul 30, 2014 11:27

Migishu: Oct 22, 2005; I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful; Grimey Drawer

requires sys-admin privileges before accessing

# ? Jul 30, 2014 12:12

Migishu: Oct 22, 2005; I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful; Grimey Drawer

account locked

# ? Jul 30, 2014 12:12

bobbilljim: May 29, 2013; this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me

General protection fault

# ? Jul 30, 2014 12:37

Scudworth: Jan 1, 2005; When life gives you lemons, you clone those lemons, and make super lemons.; Dinosaur Gum

Frozen, crashed

# ? Jul 30, 2014 13:30

univbee: Jun 3, 2004

maniacdevnull posted:

Star / ring topology

Hello, ~~world~~old friend.

# ? Jul 30, 2014 14:05

Silver Alicorn: Mar 30, 2008; 𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

bangbus topology

# ? Jul 30, 2014 15:17

Silver Alicorn: Mar 30, 2008; 𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

random access mammaries

# ? Jul 30, 2014 15:29

Jimmy Carter: Nov 3, 2005; THIS MOTHERDUCKER
FLIES IN STYLE

heartbeat signal

# ? Jul 30, 2014 15:46

Progressive JPEG: Feb 19, 2003

deprecated interface

# ? Jul 30, 2014 16:00

Shaggar: Apr 26, 2006

vaporware

# ? Jul 30, 2014 16:00

SIGSEGV: Nov 4, 2010

unused features

# ? Jul 30, 2014 16:02

Dixie Cretin Seaman: Jan 22, 2008; all hat and one catte; Hot Rope Guy

automatic head parking

# ? Jul 30, 2014 16:03

Dixie Cretin Seaman: Jan 22, 2008; all hat and one catte; Hot Rope Guy

free as in beer

# ? Jul 30, 2014 16:04

Progressive JPEG: Feb 19, 2003

free as in foreskin

# ? Jul 30, 2014 16:05

Dixie Cretin Seaman: Jan 22, 2008; all hat and one catte; Hot Rope Guy

liquid-metal extensions of my body

# ? Jul 30, 2014 16:06

kitten emergency: Jan 13, 2008; get meow this wack-ass crystal prison

single pole double throw

# ? Jul 30, 2014 16:07

Progressive JPEG: Feb 19, 2003

crufty and in desperate need of cleanup

# ? Jul 30, 2014 16:34

Progressive JPEG: Feb 19, 2003

brings people closer together while monitoring them

# ? Jul 30, 2014 16:36

Progressive JPEG: Feb 19, 2003

never does quite what you want

# ? Jul 30, 2014 16:36

Progressive JPEG: Feb 19, 2003

plenty of ports

# ? Jul 30, 2014 16:37

Progressive JPEG: Feb 19, 2003

filled with dust and a couple dead rodents

# ? Jul 30, 2014 16:37

Progressive JPEG: Feb 19, 2003

subject to overheating after some parts fell off

# ? Jul 30, 2014 16:38

Progressive JPEG: Feb 19, 2003

bigger than the last generation

# ? Jul 30, 2014 16:39

Progressive JPEG: Feb 19, 2003

should fit comfortably in your pocket

# ? Jul 30, 2014 16:39

Progressive JPEG: Feb 19, 2003

easy to wipe down if there's an accident

# ? Jul 30, 2014 16:39

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 05:32

Progressive JPEG: Feb 19, 2003

liquids go right through it

# ? Jul 30, 2014 16:40

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