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Tonetta
Jul 9, 2013

look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

**methodically removes and eats own clothes*
http://vimeo.com/101675094

Seriously do not click this unless want :nws:

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BEAR GRYLLZ
Jul 30, 2006

I have strong erections for Israel.
Strong, pathetic erections.

taht's a penis

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
no gore 1/5

Tonetta
Jul 9, 2013

look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

**methodically removes and eats own clothes*

BEAR GRYLLZ posted:

taht's a penis

Oh?

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
now if anyone ever describes anything as sounding like an uncircumcised dick against moving plastic fan blades, i'll be on the same page. thanks op

Tonetta
Jul 9, 2013

look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

**methodically removes and eats own clothes*
Just doing a service

Cucking Mama
Sep 27, 2013

Gold Medalist, 2014 shit post olympics
I clicked the link and there isn't even a dick. what a rip

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW
Tonnetta was a real interesting case. He had been making those movies for years before youtube. That baffled me. Did he sell them on VHS in like an adult catalog or something before youtube came around?

Tonetta
Jul 9, 2013

look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

**methodically removes and eats own clothes*
No, he was just accepting requests from his friends and giving them the video

dentist toy box
Oct 9, 2012

There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.


vimeo is a place of the arts

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Tonetta posted:

No, he was just accepting requests from his friends and giving them the video

Ah I see. Well his music is very catchy regardless. Also really regret clicking that link. Didn't even watch. Didn't want to know.

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
tonetta owns

yummy yummy yummy yummy pizza

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
every single tonetta somg has the same drum pattern to the point where u can identify wether a tonetta somg is his or not w/in at most 2 seconds of it starting

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
http://youtu.be/4MD4BPAp4jo

Tonetta
Jul 9, 2013

look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

**methodically removes and eats own clothes*
Everybodu loves yummy pizza

Corvus corone
Oct 14, 2012
'nothin like a fan job.

MOOBS!
Dec 10, 2013

that seemed like it should have hurt more than it did

maybe the foreskin restoration guys are right and i should have dick kevlar

Tonetta
Jul 9, 2013

look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

**methodically removes and eats own clothes*
Or maybe tonetta is a badass who probably done worse things with his dick lol

Funkstar Deluxe
May 7, 2007

「☆☆☆」
i can't say im disappointed

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

Tonetta posted:

Just doing a service

fan service

onedayholiday
Dec 6, 2013

Grimey Drawer
^ ahahah

Tonetta
Jul 9, 2013

look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

**methodically removes and eats own clothes*

Moola posted:

fan service

Nice, can't believe I missed that

Chill la Chill
Jul 2, 2007

Don't lose your gay


Moola posted:

fan service

:agreed:

SplitSoul
Dec 31, 2000

Moola posted:

fan service

heyoooooo

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

i have two pedestal fans in my room with plastic blades and a coke if anyone's interested

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



the little woos he lets out in the beginning made me laugh

Subliminal Sauce
Apr 6, 2010

Spreading freedom and spreading it thick; that's just a thing us right-wing nutjobs do!
But please make it clear that for safety's sake that's a plastic fan blade smeared with vaseline before this goes viral and kids across the continent try this.*

*needs a catchy name, like "windpissing"

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012

Fart.Bleed.Repeat.
Sep 29, 2001

OP now do one with a ceiling fan

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
FANtastic

Fart.Bleed.Repeat.
Sep 29, 2001

also i now know why koreans are afraid to sleep with a fan running

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Ruby got Railed posted:

also i now know why koreans are afraid to sleep with a fan running

Some white guy might come into their home and bounce their dick on it?

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
Someone post that porn star who's dick is half black half white it's fucjed up

Fart.Bleed.Repeat.
Sep 29, 2001

no home-grown, its in the rules

Khanstant
Apr 5, 2007
hahaha so is foreskin like a little shield or something? im scared to even touch fan blades because i imagine them cutting through me like butter

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
I spent all loving day looking for a loving fan in the loving shops but they'd all run out because of this loving heatwave

Now I know what every bastard's doing with em!

Fart.Bleed.Repeat.
Sep 29, 2001

Really not as long as we're talking normal household fans. They're usually slanted so that as they spin they push the air to the front, giving a nice slope-y feel to them. Don't try to push all the way through, just skim your finger over the surface and its like the speedbumps on the side of the highway.

Now take a ceiling fan- those will almost always have a switch to select whether they blow or suck, all this does is reverse the spin to either push air down(summer) or pull air up(winter). When its reversed like this, not you have 3 or 4 or 5 or 6 edges that are spinning and will hurt if you try the same light touch as before

Apply this to knowledge to your penis and you can be safe!

Tonetta
Jul 9, 2013

look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

**methodically removes and eats own clothes*

Ruby got Railed posted:

Really not as long as we're talking normal household fans. They're usually slanted so that as they spin they push the air to the front, giving a nice slope-y feel to them. Don't try to push all the way through, just skim your finger over the surface and its like the speedbumps on the side of the highway.

Now take a ceiling fan- those will almost always have a switch to select whether they blow or suck, all this does is reverse the spin to either push air down(summer) or pull air up(winter). When its reversed like this, not you have 3 or 4 or 5 or 6 edges that are spinning and will hurt if you try the same light touch as before

Apply this to knowledge to your penis and you can be safe!

Thanks

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

post your dick!

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uG
Apr 23, 2003

by Ralp
will someone please pay attention to the op so he quits posting?

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