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you irl
Jan 22, 2014
my plane neither disappeared into dimension x nor did a bunch of drunken coal miners accidentally blow it out of the air with soviet-era missiles

ask me anything

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Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
why didn't you die

Shasta Orange Soda
Apr 25, 2007
are you planning to die on the way back?

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


what war zones did you fly over

brylcreem
Oct 29, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
are you going to kill you'reself?

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

LINKIN PARK


how tired are your arms?

you irl
Jan 22, 2014

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

what war zones did you fly over

none which is probably why i didn't die

flew over iran though i saw some women getting whipped, pretty hot

you irl
Jan 22, 2014

Copley Depot posted:

how tired are your arms?

pretty tired, i joined the mile high club 'flying solo' if you know what i mean

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
Did the Malaysian authorities (who are aware of your SA activities) find the 2 kg of Heroin you stashed in your luggage?

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp
The pilot told you to get out of the toilet because you kept hiding in there and jerking off a dog

you irl
Jan 22, 2014

Shasta Orange Soda posted:

are you planning to die on the way back?

probably going to die when some shoeless kid mistakes my white face for the moon and fires a raya firecracker into my face

Deadbeat Poetry
Mar 6, 2004

Sorry if my costume scared you
How were the snacks?

How many dead bodies were there in your plane?

you irl
Jan 22, 2014

SirEvelynTremble posted:

Did the Malaysian authorities (who are aware of your SA activities) find the 2 kg of Heroin you stashed in your luggage?

i was wearing an 'i poo poo trains' t-shirt and the customs agent winked when i asked him if he has stairs in his house so i got breezed right through

Funkstar Deluxe
May 7, 2007

「☆☆☆」
which flight were you on

you irl
Jan 22, 2014

friends watch porn posted:

which flight were you on

the one that didn't crash obv.

i flew with Luftwaffe or whatever the german company is called

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO

quote:

Sexual Laws

Malaysia once had very strict laws regarding homosexual conduct – in 1998 the Deputy Prime Minister was removed from power on sodomy charges – but the attitude regarding sex has shifted as democracy has taken hold. Strictly speaking, homosexual acts are still illegal and punishable by caning and imprisonment for men and imprisonment for women. In practice, however, Malaysia is home to a vibrant gay scene, and even when raids on gay businesses do occur, locals are very rarely targeted. Public acts of sex are still very much illegal, however, and are punishable by caning or imprisonment.

FREE THE LESBOS

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010
Don't say God is a synonym for Allah or you'll get in big trouble.

spank my snatch
Jun 4, 2009

did you irresponsibly purchase a ticket on an airline that flies over active war zones, op, you monster?

you irl
Jan 22, 2014

jiharlequinade posted:

did you irresponsibly purchase a ticket on an airline that flies over active war zones, op, you monster?

no i couldn't find one

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)

jiharlequinade posted:

did you irresponsibly purchase a ticket on an airline that flies over active war zones, op, you monster?

idiot alert

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
Are you sure you are not just a ghost who hasn't realized you are dead?

Chuck Tanner
Nov 10, 2012

by Lowtax
you're definitely gonna die on the flight out

veilo
Jul 17, 2010

Never posts
How does it feel to fail in your holy jihad mission ?

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

Ron Darling posted:

why didn't you die

Ages
Feb 20, 2005

Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!
Fun Shoe

you irl posted:

none which is probably why i didn't die

flew over iran though i saw some women getting whipped, pretty hot

Did she look back at you?

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

Shouldn't title have ymmv?

SwimmingSpider
Jan 3, 2008


Jön, jön, jön a vizipók.
Várják már a tólakók.
Ez a kis pók ügyes búvár.
Sok új kaland is még rá vár.
bad news op you're dead. The plane crashed and your final Jacob's Ladder hallucination to lead you into the afterlife is of you making a thread on the Something Awful Forums. Good job you loving nerd.

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
sorry you gotta go back in time and die correctly or else all of reality is boned cuz that's the plot of some dumbshit movie.

cool new Metroid game
Oct 7, 2009

hail satan

are you gay?

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Down With People
Oct 31, 2012

The child delights in violence.

Ron Darling posted:

why didn't you die

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