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Lets brain-storm ideas that will bring a permanent peace to Middle-East, western diplomacy/military actions is loving retarded.
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Jul 25, 2014 18:15
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ban religeon would probably be a good start
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Jul 25, 2014 18:15
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Invade Yemen
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Jul 25, 2014 18:16
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Here's my idea: Insane Fence/Motor Speedway. Anyone who escapes gets residence in a european country and the citizen he replaces is sent to the middle east as a new competitor
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Jul 25, 2014 18:16
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When you think about it we are all children of Abraham so lets all just have a nice big cuddle.
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Jul 25, 2014 18:16
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wait, solar panel the whole area
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Jul 25, 2014 18:16
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minimize our use of oil put both israel and palestine under the aegis of the disney company revive the khawarij sect of islam and place them in charge of the middle east all of these are long-term solutions of course
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Jul 25, 2014 18:17
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we send prisoners there and sentence them to literally pound sand
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Jul 25, 2014 18:18
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if you cant play nice nobody gets to have it! e: solomon that bitch up
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Jul 25, 2014 18:18
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTlYyxvwOJE
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Jul 25, 2014 18:19
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i have pictures of my cats i can contribute to the peace effort
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Jul 25, 2014 18:19
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i don't know man. what do i look like some kkind of nerd lord of the rings expert???
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Jul 25, 2014 18:20
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Randarkman posted:if you cant play nice nobody gets to have it! I like this, going back to preschool.
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Jul 25, 2014 18:20
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i dont think we can do this from our cpu desk, what with all the cheeto dust on our collective fingers, we need to put highly educated goon boots on the ground to solve this problem
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Jul 25, 2014 18:21
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turn Gaza into The Running Man and televise it wait, just televise it (<-- get it lmao)
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Jul 25, 2014 18:21
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stop the west from constantly interfering directly and politically, and let chips fall where they may
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Jul 25, 2014 18:22
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give every ethnic group their own country, leave it alone other than that
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Jul 25, 2014 18:22
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Invent Oil II®
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Jul 25, 2014 18:22
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Declare a crusade and reconquer the area for catholicism.
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Jul 25, 2014 18:22
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Have some dingus make a video with a GoPro camera of him hugging middle easterners.
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Jul 25, 2014 18:22
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convince the twelfth imam to come out of occultation
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Jul 25, 2014 18:22
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Tellah casts Meteo, defeating the ancient evil
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Jul 25, 2014 18:23
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lol y r people in the middle east so mad like yo this is my sand
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Jul 25, 2014 18:23
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Nuke the whole drat thing! America! Y'know what I mean brother?!
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Jul 25, 2014 18:23
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Secretly move to a new planet, let them have this one
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Jul 25, 2014 18:24
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build over the middle east and make current middle east a subterranean world
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Jul 25, 2014 18:28
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give jew more money in exchange for oil down the line.
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Jul 25, 2014 18:28
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Twee as gently caress posted:stop the west from constantly interfering directly and politically, and let chips fall where they may this
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Jul 25, 2014 18:28
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MASSIVE breeding program for wild boar until we have billions of them. Release them into the Middle East. Piggify them!
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Jul 25, 2014 18:34
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Okay, I'm not exactly a history buff, I'm actually kind of a dumbass redneck, but I think nearly completing high school and logging over a thousand hours on Minecraft gives me the expertise to fix this complicated geopolitical problem. As I understand the problem, after WWII, the international community said "we have to give the Jews their own homeland" and they just put the homeland any old place without caring about the people already living on that homeland. This rightfully makes everybody who lived there or lives near there hate the Israelis. Clearly the solution is to create a new Israel that's not in the Middle East. America should create a New Israel from one third of Alaska. True, this fucks up all kinds of fundamentalist religious beliefs, but gently caress those people. I'm not here to make your thousand-year-old prophecies come true, I'm here to solve the Middle East. If America is no longer sending Israel billions of dollars to buy white phosphorous to launch at Palestinian children, we won't be the "Great Satan" anymore, probably just a Halfassed Satan or Mediocre Satan. Any Israelis who are willing to deal with pissed off polar bears and snow instead of pissed off towelheads and sand, get a free trip to New Israel. Bam, middle east solved, next question please.
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Jul 25, 2014 18:34
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Network Pesci posted:Clearly the solution is to create a new Israel that's not in the Middle East. America should create a New Israel from one third of Alaska. True, this fucks up all kinds of fundamentalist religious beliefs, but gently caress those people. I'm not here to make your thousand-year-old prophecies come true, I'm here to solve the Middle East. If America is no longer sending Israel billions of dollars to buy white phosphorous to launch at Palestinian children, we won't be the "Great Satan" anymore, probably just a Halfassed Satan or Mediocre Satan. Any Israelis who are willing to deal with pissed off polar bears and snow instead of pissed off towelheads and sand, get a free trip to New Israel. The Israelis will eventually start loving with and subjugating the Native Americans and Inuits. They are loving Israelis for gods sakes.
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Jul 25, 2014 18:38
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cuck the middle east leaders with white guys, asian dudes, and some black men then they have to run around as sissy men for one month the cuckold affair
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Jul 25, 2014 18:39
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SirEvelynTremble posted:MASSIVE breeding program for wild boar until we have billions of them. Release them into the Middle East. i support the baconing
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Jul 25, 2014 18:39
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If the Israelis all moved to the Arctic, Polar bears would be the victims, throwing snowballs and getting bazooka'ed
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Jul 25, 2014 18:39
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Network Pesci posted:As I understand the problem, after WWII, the international community said "we have to give the Jews their own homeland" and they just put the homeland any old place without caring about the people already living on that homeland. This rightfully makes everybody who lived there or lives near there hate the Israelis. People tried this before the Jews stole what is now Israel but the Jews are really picky and won't settle for anything but their first choice. Assholes.
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Jul 25, 2014 18:40
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SirEvelynTremble posted:MASSIVE breeding program for wild boar until we have billions of them. Release them into the Middle East. This, but with honey badgers.
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Jul 25, 2014 18:44
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Carnival of Shrews posted:This, but with honey badgers. i support the badgering
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Jul 25, 2014 18:45
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drill baby drill
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Jul 25, 2014 18:46
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i actually support any plan involving the release of a large amount of animals into a foreign ecosystem.
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Jul 25, 2014 18:47
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dti
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