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cut everyone in half like king soloman said or something whatever
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# ? Jul 25, 2014 18:49 |
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Carnival of Shrews posted:This, but with honey badgers. Honey badgers are pretty rad, but anyone who touches wild boar, whether dead or alive, is unclean ... piggifying the middle east would make them all move out of the area, because of their racism against Porcines
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# ? Jul 25, 2014 18:50 |
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cats+cameras+internet the final solution for peace
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# ? Jul 25, 2014 18:50 |
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Break down every middle eastern country into multiple, smaller counties.
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# ? Jul 25, 2014 18:52 |
Legalize gay.
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# ? Jul 25, 2014 18:54 |
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SirEvelynTremble posted:Honey badgers are pretty rad, but anyone who touches wild boar, whether dead or alive, is unclean ... piggifying the middle east would make them all move out of the area, because of their racism against Porcines there is nothing to say you cant release both species
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# ? Jul 25, 2014 18:54 |
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SirEvelynTremble posted:Honey badgers are pretty rad, but anyone who touches wild boar, whether dead or alive, is unclean ... piggifying the middle east would make them all move out of the area, because of their racism against Porcines yeah no poo poo, Hindus and Muslims blew the gently caress out of the british once because they thought the cartridges for their muskets was oiled with pig grease when it was actually vegetable oil. they gently caress up the british so much they had to back the gently caress off lol a bunch of whiteys releasing pigs in the middle east would probably make them go berserk and kill us all
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# ? Jul 25, 2014 18:55 |
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Robo Reagan posted:yeah no poo poo, Hindus and Muslims blew the gently caress out of the british once because they thought the cartridges for their muskets was oiled with pig grease when it was actually vegetable oil. they gently caress up the british so much they had to back the gently caress off lol So we could just chemtrail them with pig lard, warning them 6 months beforehand and the m/e would be empty I guess
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# ? Jul 25, 2014 18:58 |
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SirEvelynTremble posted:So we could just chemtrail them with pig lard, warning them 6 months beforehand and the m/e would be empty I guess yeah but just emptying it out doesn't solve the problem does it?
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# ? Jul 25, 2014 18:58 |
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Serious: Invade with education. Schools and educational policies there are based on religious law or heavily influenced by it. This will take generations of work and change, but if you truly want to have a peaceful middle east the key to opening that door is a massive change in education.
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# ? Jul 25, 2014 18:59 |
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Tailored Sauce posted:Serious: Invade with education. Schools and educational policies there are based on religious law or heavily influenced by it. This will take generations of work and change, but if you truly want to have a peaceful middle east the key to opening that door is a massive change in education. yeah just hit them with a dose of westernization they won't mind.
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# ? Jul 25, 2014 19:01 |
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Robo Reagan posted:yeah but just emptying it out doesn't solve the problem does it? Make the North Pole an International Pork-Product-Free Zone They can swap bombs for fur coats on the way up
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# ? Jul 25, 2014 19:01 |
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Send them all to Texas
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# ? Jul 25, 2014 19:01 |
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SirEvelynTremble posted:Make the North Pole an International Pork-Product-Free Zone eh, assuming it doesn't gently caress up the ice caps more than they already will be, i'm not against countries fighting in antarctica or something actually no wait there's a lot of important research going on there. uhh, yeah north pole it is then i guess
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# ? Jul 25, 2014 19:02 |
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Robo Reagan posted:eh, assuming it doesn't gently caress up the ice caps more than they already will be, i'm not against countries fighting in antarctica or something The Goldbergs and the Icebergs have a long family history - they can share stories around a burning seal
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# ? Jul 25, 2014 19:03 |
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leave boxes of gay porn, dildos, lube, and bondage gear everywhere and soon the population will sort itself out
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# ? Jul 25, 2014 19:03 |
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Network Pesci posted:Clearly the solution is to create a new Israel that's not in the Middle East. America should create a New Israel from one third of Alaska. True, this fucks up all kinds of fundamentalist religious beliefs, but gently caress those people. I'm not here to make your thousand-year-old prophecies come true, I'm here to solve the Middle East. If America is no longer sending Israel billions of dollars to buy white phosphorous to launch at Palestinian children, we won't be the "Great Satan" anymore, probably just a Halfassed Satan or Mediocre Satan. Any Israelis who are willing to deal with pissed off polar bears and snow instead of pissed off towelheads and sand, get a free trip to New Israel. Why Alaska? Israel is Britain's fault.
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# ? Jul 25, 2014 19:04 |
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unleash the gay agenda all over their faces imo
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# ? Jul 25, 2014 19:05 |
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The cool thing about the middle east is that all the solutions somehow manage to be worse than the status quo. It's like fractal shittiness.
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# ? Jul 25, 2014 19:07 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRV00L90Sck
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# ? Jul 25, 2014 19:09 |
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Sending all the Israelis to Alaska is a bit excessive when mainland America has a few shithole states like North Dakota that are virtually empty.
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# ? Jul 25, 2014 19:20 |
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texaholic posted:The Israelis will eventually start loving with and subjugating the Native Americans and Inuits. They are loving Israelis for gods sakes. So what's the problem here? Are we afraid that they'll make us look bad because they're so much better at subjugation and oppression? Goddamn, I hate to be number two at anything as much as the next ignorant American, but I think it's worth the price. Come to think of it, we can find a new homeland for the Native Americans and Inuits. Polar bears too for that matter. Maybe if there's any recently abandoned land somewhere, we can create a new state. scuba school sucks fucked around with this message at 20:41 on Jul 25, 2014 |
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NihilismNow posted:Declare a crusade and reconquer the area for catholicism. This would be my solution, a third stronger power must brutally take over the place and rule both Jews and Palestinians with an iron fist, that's the only way to control them. Like Ancient Babylonia, the Roman empire, or the Third Reich did
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# ? Jul 25, 2014 19:43 |
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Fly a jumbo jet packed to the brim with pigs and severed feet into mecca, then when they start to bitch and whine nuke them all into submission. think about it, Japan was p extreme and sexually repressed and nukes worked for them. Just imagine all the disgusting sex poo poo and anime the middle east will pump out after they get nuked.
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# ? Jul 25, 2014 19:45 |
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Fargo Fukes posted:The cool thing about the middle east is that all the solutions somehow manage to be worse than the status quo. It's like fractal shittiness. Like the guy who has ants in his garden so he gets some other insects and then needs to get snakes when those insects become a proble mand now he has to find a mongoose store and well the mongooses aren't much funwhen theyre in charge and now he needs like a dog or something and then the dog wants a donut and if you give him a donut hes just going to beg you for some milk but you dont have any milk and try to go to the store but the dog wants to go with so now you have to buy a special harness for the car and then theres a NO DOGS ALLOWED sign at the store so you strap some C4 to the dog and send him anyway with a note that looks liek a shopping list but is really a list of demands and since the dog can't read, he just sits at teh door step and licks his balls a little bit and then BOOM no more dog Hmm I geuss that did take care of the original problem
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# ? Jul 25, 2014 19:48 |
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http://www.theonion.com/articles/us-to-give-every-iraqi-354491-let-freemarket-capit,1039/
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# ? Jul 25, 2014 19:48 |
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i mean,quote:gently caress the Middle East
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# ? Jul 25, 2014 19:49 |
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paint the palestinians white (ethiopian jews, too) and they'll assimilate rightawayNetwork Pesci posted:Actually Yaldabaoth's right, North Dakota sounds great. do you want to give them more nukes ?
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# ? Jul 25, 2014 19:50 |
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duh
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# ? Jul 25, 2014 19:57 |
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rcman50166 posted:build over the middle east and make current middle east a subterranean world
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# ? Jul 25, 2014 19:59 |
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oh oh we should get all the goons who converted to islam for internet cred to go in and do the work for us!
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# ? Jul 25, 2014 20:00 |
Destroy ALL religious artifacts, then tell every single extremist religious pricks that they are all wrong and none of them are special. Alternatively, call up Dr. Manhattan.
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# ? Jul 25, 2014 20:09 |
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Move the Jews to Canada and the Browns to Australia and like nuke or glass the area. Or at least let it be run by Amsterdam and turn it into an Amusement park. Moses Red Sea race through, Jesus cave of wonder and Muhammed hall of mirrors where your face is out if reflecrion. poo poo like that. That region has been killing themselves or others for millenia it's all they know.
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# ? Jul 25, 2014 20:11 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Io3LjftP6YQ&t=153s
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# ? Jul 25, 2014 20:30 |
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ShadowGovernment.gif
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# ? Jul 25, 2014 20:31 |
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Replace all their guns with nerf guns, swords and other melee weapons with foam bats. Heavy artillery with water balloon catapults. Turn middle east into biggest bouncy castle water park in the world.
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# ? Jul 25, 2014 20:50 |
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Give US passports to all the attractive women. Glass the rest.
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# ? Jul 25, 2014 20:57 |
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Linux Pirate posted:oh oh we should get all the goons who converted to islam for internet cred to go in and do the work for us! anyone else remember that Islam thread where a bunch of non-muslim goons decided to fast during Ramadan because....reasons? Maoist Pussy posted:Give US passports to all the attractive women. Glass the rest. I would be ok with this
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# ? Jul 25, 2014 21:03 |
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We are already solving it with global warming. By the year 2100 the average daily temperature will be 120F in the middle east. Religious people will look back and claim that god punished the Jews/Muslims by making their religious holy lands a literal hell or Earth.
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# ? Jul 25, 2014 21:19 |
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Tailored Sauce posted:Serious: Invade with education. Schools and educational policies there are based on religious law or heavily influenced by it. This will take generations of work and change, but if you truly want to have a peaceful middle east the key to opening that door is a massive change in education. Seriousposting. Isn't this what we're actually doing right now?
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