professional League player catches gamer AIDS

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mabels big day: Feb 25, 2012

http://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/2bjxf0/a_top_5_hospital_in_the_country_doesnt_even_know/

http://www.reddit.com/r/leagueoflegends/comments/2bkr0y/marn_former_pro_player_from_team_mrn_probably/

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Hi! THATS MY LEG! To clear up the lies and bullshit about everything posted here I decided to post the real story. Excuse my bad formatting as Im typing this on my phone in bed.

About 3 weeks ago, I saw a couple bumps on my foot that looked like mosquito bites. A couple of days later it grew and was all on my legs, arms, and butt. I went to the doctor and he told me it was HS-Purpura and it wasnt contagious. He checked for diabetes but my blood was fine. He prescribed me Cephalexin and Prednisone.

I had a huge tournament coming up and I asked if I could go. Advising highly against it because of my immune system, he said I could but I shouldnt. I went anyways.

During the day, it feels fine. Slowly deterriorating until night time where I couldnt even walk. At night its unbearable burning pain where I couldnt even sleep. I never had fevers, chills, or anything. Just intense burning throbbing pain.

I had sat down and played blackjack for a couple hours into the morning because it hurt to lay down. Unfortunately, I got up from blackjack and felt really dizzy, blacking out on the casino floor for a couple minutes. Afterwards, I got up and felt completely refreshed.

Fast forward, I received advice to soak in epsom salt. I did it. Off my Cephalexin and Prednisone, thats all I did. It helped ease the pain but not by much. It got so intense, I went into Marina Hospital ER. They IV'd me and a lot of antibiotics. They said blood work was fine and ultra sound was fine. So they sent me home, advising me to go to UCLA Medical soon.

Into the night after the hospital, I had intense stomach pains and basically throwing up nothing but it hurt so much. About 6am, I asked my friend to take me to UCLA ER because I couldnt handle the pain. As I was admitted, they did the same old IV, but they gave me something that numbed my stomach and throat. Again, blood tests and ultra sound was fine. They set me up with an dermatologist for next Tuesday and prescribed me more Prednisone.

So now I just wait til Tuesday. The pus is oozing out by itself with a foul rotten smell but its all scabbing up. At night, my left leg still gives out on me. Thats basically it, it only pusses from my legs, but theres spots all over my legs and arms.

TLDR; went to doctor and two hospitals, they dont know poo poo. Have blisters on my legs and rashes on my arms.

EDIT: I did go to Vietnam from January to April of this year. This happened last week of June. I havent been sick much in my life. My parents and brother have never had this. I had chicken pox when I was young. Everything depends on the appointment on Tuesday I guess _. Oh and Marina ER doctor says she thinks its vasculotis with a secondary infection but not sure.

http://imgur.com/a/RDjoD <- Gross pictures of this moba player's fail AIDS.

Don't play mobas, kids.

# ? Jul 25, 2014 18:49

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# ? Apr 24, 2024 12:43

But Rocks Hurt Head: Jun 30, 2003; by Hand Knit; Pillbug

mystery vietnam whore disease looks like a bitch

# ? Jul 25, 2014 18:52

Viva Miriya: Jan 9, 2007

I thought this was an update to the story of that twitch gamer girl who got gangbanged by 7 dudes and fingerbanged by a danny devito lookalike to solve her marriage problems. What a let down.

# ? Jul 25, 2014 18:59

koolkal: Oct 21, 2008; this thread maybe doesnt have room for 2 green xbox one avs

this is how the world ends

a lol gamer spreads bubonic plague to a bunch of people at a tournament

# ? Jul 25, 2014 19:00

mabels big day: Feb 25, 2012

simsense cumshots posted:

I thought this was an update to the story of that twitch gamer girl who got gangbanged by 7 dudes and fingerbanged by a danny devito lookalike to solve her marriage problems. What a let down.

an update re: that

one of the dudes that hosed her got WR in Banjo Kazooie so he's doing OK.

# ? Jul 25, 2014 19:02

Viva Miriya: Jan 9, 2007

I hope it kills all moba players and leads to tom clancys call of duty, based on the true story of the 2015 invasion of china and south korea after dota2 and lol players not taking baths caused a new dark age in southeast asia.

# ? Jul 25, 2014 19:03

Viva Miriya: Jan 9, 2007

mabels big day posted:

an update re: that

one of the dudes that hosed her got WR in Banjo Kazooie so he's doing OK.

Lol

# ? Jul 25, 2014 19:04

Mr.Unique-Name: Jul 5, 2002

that doesn't look like AIDS, dumbass

# ? Jul 25, 2014 19:10

mabels big day: Feb 25, 2012

Mr.Unique-Name posted:

that doesn't look like AIDS, dumbass

Heh, you would know, wouldn't you? Can anyone say "trap sprung"?

# ? Jul 25, 2014 19:25

Kimmalah: Nov 14, 2005; Basically just a baby in a trenchcoat.

But Rocks Hurt Head posted:

mystery vietnam whore disease looks like a bitch

either that or we'll find out it's actually something you get from sitting in a chair for days at a time

# ? Jul 25, 2014 19:31

Budget Prefuse: Sep 26, 2011

marn plays fighting games not league

# ? Jul 25, 2014 19:38

Budget Prefuse: Sep 26, 2011

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9caTktglhUI
you can add "possibly having a contagious disease and going to EVO anyways" to this

# ? Jul 25, 2014 19:38

Silver Alicorn: Mar 30, 2008; 𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

most professional dota players have chiseled abs & big dicks

# ? Jul 25, 2014 19:42

01011001: Dec 26, 2012

ultimately i decided that my leprosy wasnt gonna keep me down - i was going to go play video games, and nothing would hold me back.

# ? Jul 25, 2014 19:43

Wormskull: Aug 23, 2009

I caught AIDS from watching Hoodrich (badgame.net forum superstar) eat a stripper's pussy for 10 hours.

# ? Jul 25, 2014 19:51

Kimmalah: Nov 14, 2005; Basically just a baby in a trenchcoat.

01011001 posted:

ultimately i decided that my leprosy wasnt gonna keep me down - i was going to go play video games, and nothing would hold me back.

it's not like he really needed his feet or legs anyway. now if his fingers fall off that could be a problem

# ? Jul 25, 2014 19:55

Mr.Unique-Name: Jul 5, 2002

mabels big day posted:

Heh, you would know, wouldn't you? Can anyone say "trap sprung"?

hm, yes, the trap designed to catch somebody that actually knows something about anything

# ? Jul 25, 2014 20:10

Kimmalah: Nov 14, 2005; Basically just a baby in a trenchcoat.

Mr.Unique-Name posted:

hm, yes, the trap designed to catch somebody that actually knows something about anything

i'm not even sure what the trap was. i could understand if you were bragging about your encyclopedic knowledge of mobas but who cares if you know a thing about aids?

# ? Jul 25, 2014 20:12

Mr.Unique-Name: Jul 5, 2002

Kimmalah posted:

i'm not even sure what the trap was. i could understand if you were bragging about your encyclopedic knowledge of mobas but who cares if you know a thing about aids?

in order to know something about something you must have that thing :hurr:

# ? Jul 25, 2014 20:12

Kimmalah: Nov 14, 2005; Basically just a baby in a trenchcoat.

Mr.Unique-Name posted:

in order to know something about something you must have that thing

Of course! heh you have aids now

# ? Jul 25, 2014 20:14

mabels big day: Feb 25, 2012

Mr.Unique-Name posted:

in order to know something about something you must have that thing

You must be pretty mad about your AIDS. lmao

# ? Jul 25, 2014 20:20

Verisimilidude: Dec 20, 2006; Strike quick and hurry at him,
not caring to hit or miss.
So that you dishonor him before the judges

I wasn't expecting that bad of a picture and when I opened it I quite loudly said "holy poo poo!" before closing it immediately.

# ? Jul 25, 2014 21:15

WINNERSH TRIANGLE: Aug 17, 2011

bad news, patient - i'm afraid your wounds are consolising.

# ? Jul 25, 2014 21:54

Moop Moop: Aug 26, 2006

That doesn't really looks like aids but it does look a lot like what the doctor first diagnosed him with. FARTS players are idiots

# ? Jul 26, 2014 09:42

Viva Miriya: Jan 9, 2007

WINNERSH TRIANGLE posted:

bad news, patient - i'm afraid your wounds are consolising.

you are the aids kill yourself

# ? Jul 26, 2014 10:15

matrix ripoff: Mar 16, 2005; ~~~~~~~
i only suck dick in self defense
~~~~~~~
and at the bookstore
~~~~~~~

two reddit links and a bunch of text

i'mma need something a little more legitimate like the nat'l inquirer or the onion to take this seriously

# ? Jul 26, 2014 10:45

Doctor Goat: Jan 22, 2005; Where does it hurt?

ahahahaha

no joke, i clicked thinking the gamer AIDS was going to BE Marn

# ? Jul 26, 2014 12:37

Nalesh: Jun 9, 2010; What did the grandma say to the frog?

Something racist, probably.

Hog Butcher posted:

ahahahaha

no joke, i clicked thinking the gamer AIDS was going to BE Marn

So would this be doubleaids?

# ? Jul 26, 2014 15:52

Doctor Goat: Jan 22, 2005; Where does it hurt?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJtzA8deLcI

also at some point he tried to hoverhand a reporter who dodged

http://lol.gamepedia.com/Marn
lmao

He was the grand champion of the Tatsunoko vs. Capcom tournament at Evolution in 2010. Because Tatsunoko vs. Capcom was not included as a main stage game at Evolution in successive years, he remains the world champion of Tatsunoko vs. Capcom.

# ? Jul 26, 2014 20:35