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ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
English is a living language. They say, well let's prove it.

Shouldn't've

Is mine.

Also please destroy it's and its distinction. It's mega dumb.

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Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer
i'm'gay

welcome 2 Clown Town
Aug 1, 2006

GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

*scrunt skull
i'ay

But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug

no need for the second apostrophe, that's a major fail, or maj'ail

welcome 2 Clown Town
Aug 1, 2006

GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

*scrunt skull
pronounced ee ay


EA


get it

Lottery of Babylon
Apr 25, 2012

STRAIGHT TROPIN'

hitler'd'thing'ng

Bread Set Jettison
Jan 8, 2009

Ga'thread
ban'OP

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
oh god the baby is coming ow this hurts

Fart.Bleed.Repeat.
Sep 29, 2001

f'off and fy'all

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

your'm

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer
mo'ew

welcome 2 Clown Town
Aug 1, 2006

GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

*scrunt skull
slender'n

bend'n

di'utt

LifeSizePotato
Mar 3, 2005

amn't needs to be a thing in the us

free Trapt CD
Aug 22, 2013

*~:coffeepal:~*
I've got plenty of java
and Chesterfield Kings

*~:h:~*
double contractions are awesome but gradually dying out because typing them on phone autocorrect takes way longer than just writing the long form. sad

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
The apostrophe is like the comma but better

SwimmingSpider
Jan 3, 2008


Jön, jön, jön a vizipók.
Várják már a tólakók.
Ez a kis pók ügyes búvár.
Sok új kaland is még rá vár.
s'ckm'd'ck

PlantRobot
Feb 13, 2010
anus's

tain't

free Trapt CD
Aug 22, 2013

*~:coffeepal:~*
I've got plenty of java
and Chesterfield Kings

*~:h:~*

i hope your duck gets better :ohdear:

DeepQantas
Jan 13, 2008

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
Rapid butt contraction (RBC) when the skin on your butt suddenly gets all crinkly.

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib

Heartbroken 2Twice posted:

i hope your duck gets better :ohdear:

Lol

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
m'lady

Subliminal Sauce
Apr 6, 2010

Spreading freedom and spreading it thick; that's just a thing us right-wing nutjobs do!
human being've

Fallows
Jan 20, 2005

If he waits long enough he can use his accrued interest from his savings to bring his negative checking balance back into the black.
gblee'phigh

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
stop'osting

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

DeepQantas posted:

Rapid butt contraction (RBC) when the skin on your butt suddenly gets all crinkly.

That's not a contraction it's an acronym. Idiot.

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
sl'unt
sl'ore

Juanito
Jan 20, 2004

I wasn't paying attention
to what you just said.

Can you repeat yourself
in a more interesting way?
Hell Gem
goon'sergei

Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

by sebmojo
sh'it

cool new Metroid game
Oct 7, 2009

hail satan

'

concerned mom
Apr 22, 2003

by Lowtax
Grimey Drawer
My're

Usage:

Give me my're credit where it's due

JerryLee
Feb 4, 2005

THE RESERVED LIST! THE RESERVED LIST! I CANNOT SHUT UP ABOUT THE RESERVED LIST!
I wish your mom had never had contractions, OP

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
ima is a relatively new contraction that is both real and in wide usage

and is also pretty fuckin awesome

lastly probably makes no sense to most non native speakers but is immediately recognizable to native speakers

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea

JerryLee posted:

I wish your mom had never had contractions, OP

:iceburn:

shi'posin'

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW
would'f,
should 'f
could 'f

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
Goon'hole

Corvus corone
Oct 14, 2012
t'aint

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
sh'pst

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
aint is actually a proper and useful word if you consider it is a contraction for "am not"

Corvus corone
Oct 14, 2012
go'tse

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Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
sh'ynt - poo poo you not "I sh'ynt, it is all true."

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