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Magnus Gallant posted:People who haven't seen the wire make me nervous It's too late to see the wire now!
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CapitalistPig posted:I really Enjoy your avatar I thought I had better get one if I wanted to become The King of Mafia.
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 18:19 |
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Dugong posted:I thought I had better get one if I wanted to become The King of Mafia. We already have a champion, you know. You'll probably have to challenge him to a Thunderdome.
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 18:21 |
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Confirming that I share the initials of a Square Soft game.
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 18:32 |
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Ixtlilton posted:We already have a champion, you know. You'll probably have to challenge him to a Thunderdome. I'm only a training montage away
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 18:42 |
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After a rigorous day of professional development from my county, I want to start the school year with this opening line: "Good morning. Welcome to 8th grade Language Arts. Lesson one: One day all of us will die." That has nothing to do with me confirming my role, which I am now doing, but it was merely a thought I had.
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 22:46 |
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The woman hurried me into her carriage, and I was far too dazed to offer any resistance. She seemed to be in control of the vehicle, a "car" she called it, but I could see no means of propulsion other than a dull roar ahead of us and a gentle vibration throughout the... car. She asked where I had been, that I had a meeting with "the Ministers" in an hour, and she was worried sick for me after I failed to show up at the ceremony at the Arboretum. She spoke in a flurry like rains in the Stormlands, and soon I was lost within the tempest, unable to follow anything she said anymore. She sensed my confusion, however, and decided to contact "my wife." Strangely enough it was those two words that woke me from my stupor and made me angrily demand she tell me what was going on. I have not married, nor have I desired marriage, not since Brandon sliced it out of me, and I suppose the thought of being coerced to marry anyone but Cat frightened me even more than this strange new world in which I find myself. She pulled over to the side of the road and stopped the carriage, and, ignoring my question, began assailing me. "First you go missing, then you come back dressed in a robe like some sort of... of nerd wizard--" (I confess many of her words were strange and unknown to my ear, but that was intended to ring most harshly judging by her tone) "and now you act like you've never seen a car before and have no idea what we're doing here." I began telling her about my travels, that I tripped down a gully and woke up in this strange place, but she looked at me, aghast, as if I had sprouted dragon wings. She then took out a small black gewgaw, pressed a button, and spoke into it: "Yeah, we have a problem. I found Tommy. He's acting like a lunatic, I think he may have hit his head or... or something. Are you home?" - I heard the mumbling of a voice coming from the box - "Okay, great. We'll be there in 15."
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 22:48 |
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Ecco It works best if you switch accents five or six times while reading that
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 22:50 |
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Opopanax posted:Ecco OOC: I'm writing it that way!!
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 22:51 |
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DuckHuntDog posted:No, I refuse to read mine.
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 00:23 |
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Hello friends. Pandemic?
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 00:43 |
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Hello, Hal.
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 00:46 |
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We drove past many curious and bizarre sights: buildings with glass spires reaching up to the skies, higher than even the highest watchtowers in the Vale; shiny metal dragons, glinting in the sunlight; entire roads filled with dozens, hundreds of these "cars;" small cottages lined in rows that looked like loose reflections of the other. It was in front of one of these last buildings that the carriage stopped. The woman exited and shuffled me out with her, dragging me by my arm across the lawn and to the door, knocking forcefully. I wondered whose home this must have been - I would have guessed a petty lord considering how trimmed were the hedges and grass, but there were so many. Is everyone in this land treated like nobility? Another woman opened the door; she was wearing a pink blouse and thick blue pantaloons, as if she were a common peasant farmer. Yet my captor spoke to her as a friend: "Hey Jen; here he is. He spent the entire ride over here gawking at planes." The woman at the door kissed me, thanked "Terry," and led me inside. I was overwhelmed by the sights and smells and contraptions littered even in just the foyer, but what shocked me most was a frame on the wall. It was a picture, but it was more life-like than any painting I had ever seen in all the Seven Kingdoms. It looked like I could just reach out and grasp the people smiling inside it. Yet, one of them... was me. EccoRaven fucked around with this message at 01:04 on Jul 31, 2014 |
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Hal Incandenza posted:Hello friends. Pandemic?
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 01:08 |
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Confirmed.
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 01:36 |
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Who's here? Let's call each other scum or something.
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 02:18 |
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Ixtlilton posted:Who's here? Let's call each other scum or something. Scumbo
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Ixtlilton posted:Who's here? Let's call each other scum or something. Hey you scum, quit being such a scummy mcscummerson
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 02:22 |
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Opopanax posted:Scumbo What a wolf thing to say
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 02:23 |
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I knew I could count on you
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 02:24 |
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CapitalistPig posted:What a wolf thing to say You're the wolf -Opopanax
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 02:26 |
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WMD?
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 02:27 |
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Let's see who can come the closest to describing our character without giving it away. I'll start, my character is a white male.
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 02:27 |
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CapitalistPig posted:Let's see who can come the closest to describing our character without giving it away. You are Przybleweski or however you spell that crazy name
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 02:28 |
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Hal Incandenza posted:You are Przybleweski or however you spell that crazy name Incorrect
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 02:29 |
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Is it still a quality product? CapitalistPig posted:Let's see who can come the closest to describing our character without giving it away. Mine is a black male.
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 02:29 |
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Ixtlilton posted:Mine is a black male. That can't be right, mine is a black male.
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 02:30 |
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I never saw any black males in the HBO television drama "the wire" that's preposterous
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 02:32 |
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CapitalistPig posted:I never saw any black males in the HBO television drama "the wire" that's preposterous It's true, I was fakeclaiming.
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 02:35 |
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I have a vig I'm going to use on d1
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 02:37 |
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CapitalistPig posted:I have a vig I'm going to use on d1 IF you had a vig you'd have used it by now
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 02:39 |
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Opopanax posted:IF you had a vig you'd have used it by now Shoot opoop
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 02:39 |
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CapitalistPig posted:Shoot opoop O-POOP-anax. Hahaha!
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 02:40 |
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It's Anal Poop, get it right
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 02:41 |
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I'm confirming, for what it's worth.
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 03:22 |
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It would be nice if we could start the game.
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 03:24 |
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It indeed would. I ran into unexpected commitments. There really isn't a compelling flavor reason for this plot to occur, but I'll try to make up for that as we go on. Day 1 Begins, Deadline Saturday 10:00 PM EST
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 03:42 |
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Votecount for Day 1 Not Voting (21): Ardulac, CapitalistPig, chaoslord, Deadbeat Dad, dorkanoid, Dr. Hurt, DuckHuntDog, Dugong, EccoRaven, Fast Luck, Hal Incandenza, IcePhoenix, Ixtlilton, King Burgundy, Little Mac, Magnus Gallant, MEDS CURE SCHIZOS, Opopanax, Rarity, Sam., Somberbrero With 21 alive, it's 11 votes to lynch. The current deadline is August 02nd, 2014 at 10 p.m. EDT -- that's in about 2 days, 23 hours.
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 03:42 |
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Thanks, TT! ##vote Opop See you all D2.
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gently caress
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