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I finally hit all three tiers of lap dances. 1) Vegas/High class tier - These are your premium sluts that make lots of money and have no visible scars or defects. Will not gently caress you. 2) Local establishment tier - These are you regular run of the mill big city joints where you are bound to have a couple fatties slip in during the day and have a C section scar somewhere. May gently caress you. 3) Hole in the wall tier - This is the bottom of the barrel stuff you find at army bases and lovely towns where gross looking is the norm and a rare hottie makes it in to pay for her kids. Will likely gently caress you in the parking lot after her shift. Share your favorite experiences and hot tips. In conclusion
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# ? Jul 26, 2014 00:49 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 07:20 |
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some music to set the mood and go with that gif https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_Kj5syp9u0 LifeSizePotato fucked around with this message at 00:55 on Jul 26, 2014 |
# ? Jul 26, 2014 00:52 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6Y7UZbGx1Q This is the song that was playing where I saw it
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# ? Jul 26, 2014 00:54 |
SaltLick posted:1) Vegas/High class tier - These are your premium sluts that make lots of money and have no visible scars or defects. Will not gently caress you. Uhhh, they won't gently caress you? Because they certainly offer some people to for about $400/500 for a half hour. Or at least those are words I've heard, I'm poor as gently caress, can't afford that poo poo.
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# ? Jul 26, 2014 00:55 |
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Lap dances are rape, OP You were raped
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# ? Jul 26, 2014 00:56 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AI0gk2KJeho
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# ? Jul 26, 2014 00:56 |
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the trick is you grow up in the ghetto around black girls and they do it to u for free while ur waiting for the bus/during lunch at school or whatever. also jizzing your jorts is cool.
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# ? Jul 26, 2014 00:57 |
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1st_Panzer_Div. posted:Uhhh, they won't gently caress you? Because they certainly offer some people to for about $400/500 for a half hour. Or at least those are words I've heard, I'm poor as gently caress, can't afford that poo poo. Well the price per gently caress is high and most likely won't be able to do it for free like the more hood rat bitches. I should have clarified
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# ? Jul 26, 2014 00:58 |
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SaltLick posted:Well the price per gently caress is high and most likely won't be able to do it for free like the more hood rat bitches. I should have clarified I don't understand the concept of having sex for free without any sort of monetary trade involved. How does this work? is there a tutorial online?
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# ? Jul 26, 2014 01:00 |
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Don Tacorleone posted:I don't understand the concept of having sex for free without any sort of monetary trade involved. How does this work? is there a tutorial online? Yes the MRA/redpill sections of reddit has extensively documented this phenomena you should go there right away.
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# ? Jul 26, 2014 01:23 |
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Harrower posted:Yes the MRA/redpill sections of reddit has extensively documented this phenomena you should go there right away. Then when you get arrested and end up in jail you will get all the free sex you want, and lots you don't want.
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# ? Jul 26, 2014 01:25 |
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fupa dance
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# ? Jul 26, 2014 01:27 |
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RobattoJesus posted:Then when you get arrested and end up in jail you will get all the free sex you want, and lots you don't want. It's win win.
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# ? Jul 26, 2014 01:32 |
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any stripper will gently caress you provided you have enough cash/drugs. same goes for any hooters waitress. in fact that's where you should go for that sort of thing because they're basically strippers who haven't fallen that far yet and still have a shred of dignity left lower tier strippers will gently caress you for free but expect you to be their support network afterward
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# ? Jul 26, 2014 03:02 |
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quote:anyone will gently caress you provided you have enough cash/drugs. e: i feel like I've seen this exact thread before...
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# ? Jul 26, 2014 04:16 |
This thread got racist fast.
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# ? Jul 26, 2014 04:25 |
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also lap dances suck you get a boner and then what, you get to jack off later cool you spent like $40+ (hopefully, you loving loser) so a cute girl would rub herself on you for a couple minutes
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# ? Jul 26, 2014 04:29 |
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many people cum in their pants, it's like a sticky performance review for the stripper
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# ? Jul 26, 2014 04:33 |
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even worse
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# ? Jul 26, 2014 04:33 |
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that's a belly dance OP.
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# ? Jul 26, 2014 04:35 |
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Moridin920 posted:also lap dances suck you get a boner and then what, you get to jack off later cool $15 and i got the cutest one who didn't have any glaring physical flaws. Oh and someone else bought it for me so what up.
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# ? Jul 26, 2014 04:38 |
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she couldn't have been that cute for $15 is what's up
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# ? Jul 26, 2014 04:39 |
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Moridin920 posted:she couldn't have been that cute for $15 is what's up you are negative, a negative person You should like have a nice nap or steam
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# ? Jul 26, 2014 04:41 |
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Tip: If you are gay you get free lap dances at strip clubs and the strippers like hang out with you and stuff even though you aren't giving them any money but they can probably figure out if you are lying about it pretty easily from the lap dance.
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# ? Jul 26, 2014 04:42 |
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Moridin920 posted:she couldn't have been that cute for $15 is what's up Considering where I got it it's a goddamn Christmas miracle she looked good period.
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# ? Jul 26, 2014 04:43 |
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comes along bort posted:any stripper will gently caress you provided you have enough cash/drugs. same goes for any hooters waitress. in fact that's where you should go for that sort of thing because they're basically strippers who haven't fallen that far yet and still have a shred of dignity left jokes on them. im gone in the morning with their kidneys.
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# ? Jul 26, 2014 04:48 |
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Kombotron posted:jokes on them. im gone in the morning with their kidneys. I what magical land do you find strippers without the hep?
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# ? Jul 26, 2014 04:51 |
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SirDan3k posted:I what magical land do you find strippers without the hep? nice try. i am not spilling info on my meal ticket 2nd rate kidneys mean no questions asked period, bud. plus they got them fancy pills now to fix the hep.
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# ? Jul 26, 2014 04:58 |
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look do you want no hep or do you want no kidney
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# ? Jul 26, 2014 04:58 |
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Moridin920 posted:also lap dances suck you get a boner and then what, you get to jack off later cool There's also the lap dances you get from your hot friends when they've had a few and feel like showing off their moves. Cheap but slightly risky.
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# ? Jul 26, 2014 05:05 |
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Moridin920 posted:look do you want no hep or do you want no kidney exactly
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# ? Jul 26, 2014 05:09 |
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comes along bort posted:any stripper will gently caress you provided you have enough cash/drugs. Incorrect.
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# ? Jul 26, 2014 05:10 |
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Sekkira posted:Incorrect. how small is your baby dick and how ugly are you?
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# ? Jul 26, 2014 05:11 |
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Kombotron posted:how small is your baby dick and how ugly are you? Strippers can be hookers, but they're not the same thing. Keep making assumptions.
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# ? Jul 26, 2014 05:13 |
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the landing strip near DTW is p good
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# ? Jul 26, 2014 05:19 |
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Sekkira posted:Strippers can be hookers, but they're not the same thing. Keep making assumptions. true. you just have to find thatt special girl and have an incentive to make her come home with you. Dont tell them their beautiful. Try to make the conversation about them and then see what they like and try to make it happen. the payoff is wonderful. especilly if you get a healthy liver.
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# ? Jul 26, 2014 05:43 |
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Sekkira posted:Incorrect. so you didn't have enough cash and/or drugs on your person better luck next time
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# ? Jul 26, 2014 05:53 |
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comes along bort posted:so you didn't have enough cash and/or drugs on your person Assumptions.
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# ? Jul 26, 2014 06:35 |
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Yeah it's great paying women not to have sex with you
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# ? Jul 26, 2014 06:56 |
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Sekkira posted:Assumptions. you're saying if I walk in and say "I will give $5 million dollars cash to you if you'll sleep with me, plus any drugs you want" they'll say no?
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# ? Jul 26, 2014 06:58 |