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Nut to Butt
Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
i pay female strippers 81 cents on the dollar i pay male strippers

i make it hail for them bitches.

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gagelion
Jun 13, 2013

by XyloJW
any stripper will cuck you if you have the cash

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

why pay for sex?

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


toggle posted:

why pay for sex?

Cause I don't have the game to buy a some what attractive girl at the bar a drink and have a conversation with her so she'll gently caress me.

Sekkira
Apr 11, 2008

I Don't Get It,
I Don't Get It,

Moridin920 posted:

you're saying if I walk in and say "I will give $5 million dollars cash to you if you'll sleep with me, plus any drugs you want" they'll say no?

Yes. Because why would they believe you?

Hipster Occultist
Aug 16, 2008

He's an ancient, obscure god. You probably haven't heard of him.


everyone has a price, and its a lot lower than u think

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx
not everyone, but those people don't become strippers

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





The Tao Jones posted:

There's also the lap dances you get from your hot friends when they've had a few and feel like showing off their moves. Cheap but slightly risky.

Slutty friends cucking their boyfriends giving lap dances is hot as gently caress

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


comes along bort posted:

not everyone, but those people don't become strippers

Everyone has a price, it's just not always cash.

TheReverend
Jun 21, 2005

There's a weird mix of tier 2 and tier 3 in Atlanta where you go see really bad fat old strippers "ironically". It's worth doing once to see the lady squash a beer can with her tits.

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

TheReverend posted:

It's worth doing once to see the lady squash a beer can with her tits.

"once"

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





TheReverend posted:

There's a weird mix of tier 2 and tier 3 in Atlanta where you go see really bad fat old strippers "ironically". It's worth doing once to see the lady squash a beer can with her tits.

I bet there is some good stripper action at freaknik

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

not ok to beat off in stripclub?

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





toggle posted:

not ok to beat off in stripclub?

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=j9yBPcn8IqU

Only rule I know of. Beat on brother

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit
Paying for sex makes sense. Paying for a tease or cum-in-pants is dumb.

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





Have you ever cummed into sweatpants in public? poo poo is liberating

Kirk Johnson
May 25, 2014

by Ralp
Lapdances are for rubes and the sexually frustrated. However, strippers will know where to get you drugs if that's what you're after.

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

toggle posted:

why pay for sex?

How else would you get some?

Kimmalah
Nov 14, 2005

Basically just a baby in a trenchcoat.


Harrower posted:

Yes the MRA/redpill sections of reddit has extensively documented this phenomena you should go there right away.

This is the worst place to look since even when the impossible happens and one of them gets laid, it's still in terms of some weird transaction like "I bought her drinks and now she'll steal my sperm to get rich off child support."

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Strip clubs own
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTvxIdEj3-U

Kaytwo
Jun 2, 2014

by Ralp
If you're gonna pay for pussy then just go to the bunny ranch I heard they got some hot Halle berry type black hoes there too

Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009

comes along bort posted:

not everyone, but those people don't become strippers

They become secretaries and grade school teachers.

Lafarg
Jul 23, 2012

You can probably swing a hand job with little effort.

ChairmanMeow
Mar 1, 2008

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
Lipstick Apathy

Helical Nightmares posted:

They become secretaries and grade school teachers.

and after like 5 years of that you can get them for 1 months payment on a kia sorento

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EngineerSean
Feb 9, 2004

by zen death robot

ChairmanMeow posted:

and after like 5 years of that you can get them for 1 months payment on a kia sorento

lol

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