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old dog child posted:I dunno, if ramming a jet into the beam weapon solves the problem then I think the F-35 is perfectly suited for that It's the best revenge for having bad things done to your rear end by aliens.
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 04:48 |
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 05:45 |
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Lil Bit O Vitriol posted:Didn't the US also nuke itself? Yeah which doesn't make sense because if one nuke didnt work why didnt they just try more also air force one was the better presidential rear end kicking film
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 05:53 |
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gently caress trophy 2k14 posted:
Look why don't we just talk about which movie TNT aired this weekend is the best
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 06:07 |
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WhyteRyce posted:Look why don't we just talk about which movie TNT aired this weekend is the best The answer is the hunt for red October.
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 07:08 |
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im English and ID4 is the greatest film of all time so suck it haters
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 07:45 |
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Mars Attacks! is a better movie.
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 08:21 |
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Jesus Christ, this thread is like a slow kid daycare. ID4 is one of the most painfully stupid movies ever poo poo out, right up there with Armageddon. Dumb fun blockbusters are Marvel superhero movies or Pacific Rim, ID4 is so bad I feel kinda sad for anyone who would willingly watch it twice.
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 08:33 |
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so do they ever explain why the aliens targetted cities with recognizable landmarks first instead of military bases and missile siloes
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 08:35 |
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Fojar38 posted:so do they ever explain why the aliens targetted cities with recognizable landmarks first instead of military bases and missile siloes I want to know why they wear bio-armor when it can't even stop Will Smith's fist.
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 08:38 |
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Also will smith knows how to fly an alien spaceship cos he flew behind one for a few minutes
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 08:43 |
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Slugnoid posted:Also will smith knows how to fly an alien spaceship cos he flew behind one for a few minutes he was aware of their manoeuvring capabilities
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 08:47 |
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And how did the seven mile wide spaceship about to fire straight down on area 51 manage to not fall on it after it exploded? Basically it's an okay movie right up to the point where the dog slow-mo jumps out of the way of the fire which can't pass through open doorways without an invitation. From that exact second on, it's pure poo poo casserole.
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 08:50 |
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isnt destroying the alien mothership just begging for whatever civilization sent them to send like 30 motherships and own us to save face in the galactic community if the us military had alien technology since the 50s shouldnt we be way way way way way more advanced than we are now
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 08:51 |
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Area 51 was underground do I have to explain everything to you
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 08:51 |
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why would you only fire one nuke at the alien ship instead of like a hundred
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 08:52 |
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Slugnoid posted:Also will smith knows how to fly an alien spaceship cos he flew behind one for a few minutes a fighter pilot is able to fly a ship with similar controls? what is this bullshit!
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 08:59 |
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And how does one nuke in a hanger bay which should be hardened against space ships potentially crashing into each other totally vaporize a warship that's 1/4 the size of the moon? I mean an exhaust port leading to a giant explodable reactor is at least borderline reasonable compared to an explosion in a place that would be built to deal with explosions. Why not borrow that idea? Brought to you by the same team that thought outrunning the weather was a cool way to build suspense in The Day After Tomorrow.
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 08:59 |
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britishbornandbread posted:Area 51 was underground That doesn't explain when they come out and look off to the distant mountains at the wreckage of the spaceship. Goddamn. I saw this movie once in the theater when it came out, and the burning force of dumb was so potent every loving second is etched on my frontal lobes like it happened yesterday.
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 09:05 |
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Please someone resurrect https://www.id4.com and replace it with the laughing skull in the stop sign .gif. In fact, please replace this thread with that .gif and let's all call it a night.
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 09:23 |
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Frankenstyle posted:Jesus Christ, this thread is like a slow kid daycare. ID4 is one of the most painfully stupid movies ever poo poo out, right up there with Armageddon. Dumb fun blockbusters are Marvel superhero movies or Pacific Rim, ID4 is so bad I feel kinda sad for anyone who would willingly watch it twice.
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 09:35 |
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Xenomrph posted:I'm pretty sure you're the one who's slow I'm open minded enough not to rule out that possibility.
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 09:45 |
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anyone who enjoyed this garbage movie is a drooling idiot (i.e an american)
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 10:16 |
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britishbornandbread posted:im English and ID4 is the greatest film of all time so suck it haters how did you feel about the part where the british soldiers are like "the americans figured out how to beat these guys" and theyre like "about bloody time" like a bunch of teat sucking weasels just sitting around with their thumbs up their asses waiting for america to come save the day again.
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 12:36 |
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LordArgh posted:anyone who enjoyed this garbage movie is a drooling idiot (i.e an american) You must represent one of those loser countries stuck in the desert, waiting for the Americans to take charge. "About bloody time."
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 13:03 |
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what if will smith flew an f-35 airplane? it would probably go just like his career...up in flaems
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 13:07 |
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Synonamess Botch posted:how did you feel about the part where the british soldiers are like "the americans figured out how to beat these guys" and theyre like "about bloody time" like a bunch of teat sucking weasels just sitting around with their thumbs up their asses waiting for america to come save the day again. yeah im sure bono would have flown the uks captured spaceship into the alien ship in orbit and brought down their shields lol. the tardis isnt real idiot.
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 13:50 |
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Synonamess Botch posted:how did you feel about the part where the british soldiers are like "the americans figured out how to beat these guys" and theyre like "about bloody time" like a bunch of teat sucking weasels just sitting around with their thumbs up their asses waiting for america to come save the day again. it doesn't really bother me because it's just a movie
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 15:07 |
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no reasonable people bitch about the logical inconsistencies in ID4 because the movie makes it clear from the get go that it doesn't give a gently caress about that the opening credits explode ffs
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 15:29 |
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Fojar38 posted:isnt destroying the alien mothership just begging for whatever civilization sent them to send like 30 motherships and own us to save face in the galactic community I believe that is the plot of the upcoming sequel. The original sequel was supposed to be some land war between the survivors. quote:if the us military had alien technology since the 50s shouldnt we be way way way way way more advanced than we are now "Oh hey guys there are shields and poo poo on these ships so your bullets won't do jack"
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 15:52 |
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obviously the bigger question is why didn't they have nukes ready for when they'd confirmed the alien shields were downFrankenstyle posted:Jesus Christ, this thread is like a slow kid daycare. ID4 is one of the most painfully stupid movies ever poo poo out, right up there with Armageddon. Dumb fun blockbusters are Marvel superhero movies or Pacific Rim, ID4 is so bad I feel kinda sad for anyone who would willingly watch it twice. lol if you don't think marvel superheroes or pacific rim aren't also really dumb movies Fojar38 posted:isnt destroying the alien mothership just begging for whatever civilization sent them to send like 30 motherships and own us to save face in the galactic community nah i'm pretty sure the movie implies that the aliens don't really have a bigger civilization behind them, that they basically just invade and consume other planets for resources and then move on i.e. their whole civilization was contained in that big mothership
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 15:53 |
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Frankenstyle posted:Dumb fun blockbusters are...Pacific Rim, ID4 is so bad... It's okay guys, he's joking.
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 16:07 |
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pacific rim was ok (mostly because of the monsters). Its a shame that only 2 of the mechs got significant screen time. and well, the ending of pac rim is basically a rip-off of the ID4 ending. heck, Avengers too Harald fucked around with this message at 16:51 on Jul 28, 2014 |
# ? Jul 28, 2014 16:48 |
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Troll Bridgington posted:Good morning. In less than an hour, aircraft from here will join others from around the world. And you will be launching the largest aerial battle in the history of mankind. "Mankind." That word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interests. Perhaps it's fate that today is the Fourth of July, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom... Not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution... but from annihilation. We are fighting for our right to live. To exist. I recite this every morning I wake up.
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 16:50 |
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keep riding on roland emmerich's pole yah weirdos
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 16:55 |
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have you ever seen the world according to garp starring mork from ork? if not gently caress you
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 17:27 |
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Fojar38 posted:why would you only fire one nuke at the alien ship instead of like a hundred Because then you'd be killing them and us AT THE SAME TIME
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 17:49 |
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Stex T posted:Because then you'd be killing them and us AT THE SAME TIME IT CANT BE ALLOWED
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 18:37 |
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dad gay. so what posted:have you ever seen the world according to garp starring mork from ork? if not gently caress you
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 22:48 |
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I agree op ID4 loving owns, 5
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