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les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien

Soag posted:

asian dad joke


rated f for backchat

wasn't a joke, I want to adopt an asian father and if i'm adopting a father of any ethnicity or nationality, I want to give them SA forum posting grades that they can be proud of.

You're a racist for assuming there was anything racial about it.

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bigzak
Aug 15, 2003
post im most proud of: "im gay"

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE
Voted 3.
"THANK GOD YOU VOTED!"

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

bigzak posted:

post im most proud of: "im gay"

You reg'd on my exes bday which made me think of her. F

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

Ron Paul Hype Man posted:

Voted 3.
"THANK GOD YOU VOTED!"

B. You've got potential, but fulfilling it is something that has eluded you.

bigzak
Aug 15, 2003

Waltzing Along posted:

You reg'd on my exes bday which made me think of her. F

well gently caress you buddy

plumpy hole lever
Aug 8, 2003

♥ Anime is real ♥

bigzak posted:

post im most proud of: "im gay"

short & to the point, well authored but lack of jokes overall C+

Ron Paul Hype Man posted:

Voted 3.
"THANK GOD YOU VOTED!"

derivative, unispired and essentially a rehash of my post ten minutes ago rated 43%

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)

Waltzing Along posted:

I don't know who your av is, but they look like a bunch of faggots. so you are probably a human being. but i like your gif. B-

someone gave that avatar to me and i still don't understand it

Demora
Aug 13, 2004

It wouldn't be the Enterprise without a Sulu at the helm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhNGdnuFQYM

Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

A lot of grade inflation going on in this gay thread.

No wonder SA isn't relevant or respected anymore. Pay your $10 and get your A or B.

plumpy hole lever
Aug 8, 2003

♥ Anime is real ♥

never seen an armadillo before in my life so this was revelatory A+ for content c for effort

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

Good job. A.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

Tuxedo Gin posted:

A lot of grade inflation going on in this gay thread.

No wonder SA isn't relevant or respected anymore. Pay your $10 and get your A or B.

I was going to give you a C but decided you deserve at least a B for being willing to stand up to the authorities.

plumpy hole lever
Aug 8, 2003

♥ Anime is real ♥

Tuxedo Gin posted:

A lot of grade inflation going on in this gay thread.

No wonder SA isn't relevant or respected anymore. Pay your $10 and get your A or B.

too much punctuation, it makes it seem like youre trying too hard, plus unironic homophobic slur, rated D

plumpy hole lever
Aug 8, 2003

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get out of this thread waltzing i told you i was taking over

plumpy hole lever
Aug 8, 2003

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big swinging soag dicks in town

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
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Many faces
Everybody belongs here

Soag posted:

get out of this thread waltzing i told you i was taking over

it's my thread, human being. you can take over when i go and actually do something productive, like shower or eat breakfast.

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Aug 8, 2003

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this is a hostile takeover im microsoft and youre apple

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien

Soag posted:

this is a hostile takeover im microsoft and youre apple

You're amstrad

bigzak
Aug 15, 2003

Soag posted:

this is a hostile takeover im microsoft and youre apple

I'm backing Soag on this one. Better poison pill OP

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
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Everybody belongs here

Soag posted:

this is a hostile takeover im microsoft and youre apple

gently caress YOU. YOU TAKE THAT BACK. I'LL KILL YOU@!!!$

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Aug 8, 2003

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bigzak posted:

I'm backing Soag on this one. Better poison pill OP

good post rated 94%

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

im gay

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
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Many faces
Everybody belongs here

THS posted:

im gay

A+

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
*posts unrelated cat oriented content*

*posts selfie with the same dreamworks facial pose*

*makes fun of other people*

*posts more cats*

:toxogond:

----------------
This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

psyopmonkey posted:

*posts unrelated cat oriented content*

*posts selfie with the same dreamworks facial pose*

*makes fun of other people*

*posts more cats*

:toxogond:

Another A+

This is easy with the people who post a lot.

(See, class, this is why it is important to raise your hand and participate in classroom discussion)

plumpy hole lever
Aug 8, 2003

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psyopmonkey posted:

*posts unrelated cat oriented content*

*posts selfie with the same dreamworks facial pose*

*makes fun of other people*

*posts more cats*

:toxogond:

epitomy of the internet therefore completely average grade of 51%

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Aug 8, 2003

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THS posted:

im gay

whats up ths why dont you ever post in auspol anymre australia is still a reall place you know!!~~

i have seen lots of your posting its pretty repetitive but i like you so you gt a B

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Soag posted:

whats up ths why dont you ever post in auspol anymre australia is still a reall place you know!!~~

i have seen lots of your posting its pretty repetitive but i like you so you gt a B

im busy w/ a much harder job than my previous one

plumpy hole lever
Aug 8, 2003

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thats a good excuse i suppose

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
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Everybody belongs here
Hey class, will you keep the chatter to a minimum. I'm trying to teach here.

Dubsy
Jul 17, 2014

this post was doomed from the moment i started typing it, and i have brought much shame and dishonour to my clan by even dragging on this piece of poo poo joke this long.

F

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien
This thread is just like Maddox's reviews of childrens' artwork except the reviewed content in this thread isn't as good

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

Dubsy posted:

this post was doomed from the moment i started typing it, and i have brought much shame and dishonour to my clan by even dragging on this piece of poo poo joke this long.

F

That's some artsy posting going on. Because I want to appear cultured I will give you a B+. This is a passive aggressive way of not giving a great grade while still appearing to do so.

Shirley Crabtree
Aug 8, 2012
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ADgCeYJMN4





https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BivQJzn2Xgc

Your time is limited, so don't waste it living someone else's life. Don't be trapped by dogma - which is living with the results of other people's thinking. Don't let the noise of others' opinions drown out your own inner voice. And most important, have the courage to follow your heart and intuition." - Steve Jobs



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTCJ5hedcVA

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
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Everybody belongs here

You were already an A but this puts you over the top. A+

An Ounce of Gold
Jul 13, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Waltzing Along posted:

I'm giving you an A- because I respect what you were trying to do there. But since it is something I do myself, I feel I can add some constructive criticism. What you did was bump a ton of old unwanted threads at the same time. This is confusing and obnoxious. It works better if you just grab one from the past and use subtlety to bump it and only do one, and only do it on rare occasion. Keep at it!

Yeah I was going for bombastic absurd-ism on that one! :v: Oh well. I'll take the grade!

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Aug 8, 2003

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just fyi waltzing alon g got his teaching diploma fro a community college & didnt even finish it ~~

Gypsum Fantastic posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ADgCeYJMN4





https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BivQJzn2Xgc

Your time is limited, so don't waste it living someone else's life. Don't be trapped by dogma - which is living with the results of other people's thinking. Don't let the noise of others' opinions drown out your own inner voice. And most important, have the courage to follow your heart and intuition." - Steve Jobs



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTCJ5hedcVA

AAA++++ thats some top shelf posting

King of Internet
Nov 16, 2013

High King Internet of Internet

Waltzing Along posted:

You reg'd on my exes bday which made me think of her. F

2003 reg date

Aatrek?

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Aug 8, 2003

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King of Internet posted:

2003 reg date

Aatrek?

forum in-joke plus backhanded insult to me, derivative and uninspired D

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