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I keep having to fart but never do because I am afraid I might poo poo my pants.
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# ? Jul 26, 2014 14:17 |
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# ? Mar 28, 2024 22:44 |
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Yes it is, ask me how I know.
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# ? Jul 26, 2014 14:18 |
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Just do it, carpe diem dude
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# ? Jul 26, 2014 14:18 |
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:ralp:
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# ? Jul 26, 2014 14:20 |
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it's amazing to think that we have nerve endings in our butt that tell our brain whether there's a poo or a fart knocking at the door. god really did think of everything when he made us
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# ? Jul 26, 2014 14:23 |
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Ok so apparently it is real.
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# ? Jul 26, 2014 14:23 |
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Eat greasy fast food on a daily basis for a few months and you will learn just how real sharting is.
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# ? Jul 26, 2014 14:24 |
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heh heh, you could say GOD (pbuh) is the original city planner... heh ehhe.... because who else would run a sewer line through a recreational area ha he heh heh
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# ? Jul 26, 2014 14:27 |
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John Kruk posted:I keep having to fart but never do because I am afraid I might poo poo my pants. John Kruk posted:Ok so apparently it is real. ha ha, i get the jok!e
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# ? Jul 26, 2014 14:28 |
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in case you dont get it, op was pretend ing they didnt know what sharting was and if it eas real, then later, alluded that they just sharted in they're pants. i liked it
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# ? Jul 26, 2014 14:29 |
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It's absolutely real. I did it on a date once. True story.
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# ? Jul 26, 2014 14:31 |
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lol if you dont shart atleast 1ce a week
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# ? Jul 26, 2014 14:32 |
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Retail Slave posted:It's absolutely real. I did it on a date once. one the funniest threads ever in GBS was the Goon Poo Misadventures. don't be shy and give us the whole story
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# ? Jul 26, 2014 14:41 |
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lonesomedwarf posted:in case you dont get it, op was pretend ing they didnt know what sharting was and if it eas real, then later, alluded that they just sharted in they're pants. i liked it thanks for the spoiler tag, i didnt want the joke to be revealed before i fully understood it!
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# ? Jul 26, 2014 14:47 |
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lonesomedwarf posted:in case you dont get it, op was pretend ing they didnt know what sharting was and if it eas real, then later, alluded that they just sharted in they're pants. i liked it also op is parodying another gbs thread "is 'squarting' real"
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# ? Jul 26, 2014 14:50 |
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It's rare but it definitely happens. Last time I sharted [Android just suggested autocorrecting "shafted" to "sharted" ] I was at the movie theater, high as gently caress and watching Pineapple Express. My friend couldn't stop laughing while I waddled my way to the bathroom.
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# ? Jul 26, 2014 15:06 |
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Wow, i guess parody threads are alive and well O_o
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# ? Jul 26, 2014 15:07 |
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this thread is a shart
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# ? Jul 26, 2014 15:08 |
Decebal posted:it's amazing to think that we have nerve endings in our butt that tell our brain whether there's a poo or a fart knocking at the door. the sharts that get through never feel like a shart
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# ? Jul 26, 2014 15:15 |
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Dogs at least have this capacity since my dog freely farts in the house but always asks to go out to poo.
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# ? Jul 26, 2014 15:17 |
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John Kruk posted:I keep having to fart but never do because I am afraid I might poo poo my pants. I would think John Kruk of all people would know this is true. John Kruk posted:Ok so apparently it is real. nevermind
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# ? Jul 26, 2014 15:29 |
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if you never sharted you've never lived
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# ? Jul 26, 2014 15:56 |
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Cream_Filling posted:also op is parodying another gbs thread "is 'squarting' real"
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# ? Jul 26, 2014 15:57 |
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lonesomedwarf posted:in case you dont get it, op was pretend ing they didnt know what sharting was and if it eas real, then later, alluded that they just sharted in they're pants. i liked it i think all jokes should be accompanied by explanations like this, because i am autistic
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# ? Jul 26, 2014 17:01 |
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Do they make some sort of rear end tampon or large size diapers? This would help me be confident in my farting in the future.
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# ? Jul 26, 2014 17:06 |
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it depends
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# ? Jul 26, 2014 17:07 |
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this one time i farted and it felt wet and i laughed it off. was with cousin in car. later i showered and ran my hand through my cheeks like a credit card. beep beep. covered in poo poo. had to use loofah to remove entirely. threw loofah away
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# ? Jul 26, 2014 17:13 |
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Dirty_Moses posted:this one time i farted and it felt wet and i laughed it off. was with cousin in car. Dirty Moses!
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# ? Jul 26, 2014 17:24 |
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John Kruk posted:Do they make some sort of rear end tampon or large size diapers? This would help me be confident in my farting in the future. Of course, what do you think they put your grandparents in when you ship them the gently caress off to the retirement home?
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# ? Jul 26, 2014 17:27 |
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Theophany posted:Of course, what do you think they put your grandparents in when you ship them the gently caress off to the retirement home? some kind of bus i would assume
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# ? Jul 26, 2014 17:29 |
No, it's just pee.
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# ? Jul 26, 2014 17:29 |
how could it not be real
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# ? Jul 26, 2014 17:29 |
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I sharted once when I had some kind of stomach bug. A good way to feel embarassed when no one else is in the house.
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# ? Jul 26, 2014 17:31 |
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Phrasing posted:I sharted once when I had some kind of stomach bug. Try doing it on a first date. Makes the Friendzone feel like you're getting your dick sucked by your top 10 pornstars simultaneously.
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# ? Jul 26, 2014 17:37 |
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Theophany posted:Try doing it on a first date. Makes the Friendzone feel like you're getting your dick sucked by your top 10 pornstars simultaneously. Sorry about your belligerent bowels.
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# ? Jul 26, 2014 17:38 |
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Live it up while you can OP, when you get older you'll need special pills to do that
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# ? Jul 26, 2014 17:43 |
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Yes, its real. Its happened to me before
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# ? Jul 26, 2014 17:44 |
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:It's rare but it definitely happens. Really living up to your username.
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# ? Jul 26, 2014 17:59 |
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Sharting is a false flag operation propogated by the adult diaper industry,WAKE UP SHEEPLE!
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# ? Jul 26, 2014 18:07 |
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It's real and it's fantastic.
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# ? Jul 26, 2014 18:10 |