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Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004
I keep having to fart but never do because I am afraid I might poo poo my pants.

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Starkk
Dec 31, 2008


Yes it is, ask me how I know.

Tonsured
Jan 14, 2005

I came across mention of a Gnostic codex called The Unreal God and the Aspects of His Nonexistent Universe, an idea which reduced me to helpless laughter. What kind of person would write about something that he knows doesn't exist, and how can something that doesn't exist have aspects?
Just do it, carpe diem dude

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy
:ralp:

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010
it's amazing to think that we have nerve endings in our butt that tell our brain whether there's a poo or a fart knocking at the door.

god really did think of everything when he made us

Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004
Ok so apparently it is real. :(

Twitch
Apr 15, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Eat greasy fast food on a daily basis for a few months and you will learn just how real sharting is.

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

heh heh, you could say GOD (pbuh) is the original city planner... heh ehhe.... because who else would run a sewer line through a recreational area ha he heh heh

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

John Kruk posted:

I keep having to fart but never do because I am afraid I might poo poo my pants.


John Kruk posted:

Ok so apparently it is real. :(

ha ha, i get the jok!e

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

in case you dont get it, op was pretend ing they didnt know what sharting was and if it eas real, then later, alluded that they just sharted in they're pants. i liked it

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
It's absolutely real. I did it on a date once.

True story.

Nastyman
Jul 11, 2007

There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away
lol if you dont shart atleast 1ce a week

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010

Retail Slave posted:

It's absolutely real. I did it on a date once.

True story.

one the funniest threads ever in GBS was the Goon Poo Misadventures. don't be shy and give us the whole story

red state bait
Dec 9, 2006

Posts: 26,721
Rank: Ultra Patriot

lonesomedwarf posted:

in case you dont get it, op was pretend ing they didnt know what sharting was and if it eas real, then later, alluded that they just sharted in they're pants. i liked it

thanks for the spoiler tag, i didnt want the joke to be revealed before i fully understood it!

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

lonesomedwarf posted:

in case you dont get it, op was pretend ing they didnt know what sharting was and if it eas real, then later, alluded that they just sharted in they're pants. i liked it

also op is parodying another gbs thread "is 'squarting' real"

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
It's rare but it definitely happens.

Last time I sharted [Android just suggested autocorrecting "shafted" to "sharted" :stare:] I was at the movie theater, high as gently caress and watching Pineapple Express. My friend couldn't stop laughing while I waddled my way to the bathroom.

Joey Gladstone
May 26, 2003

Wow, i guess parody threads are alive and well O_o

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


this thread is a shart

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


Decebal posted:

it's amazing to think that we have nerve endings in our butt that tell our brain whether there's a poo or a fart knocking at the door.

god really did think of everything when he made us

the sharts that get through never feel like a shart

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010
Dogs at least have this capacity since my dog freely farts in the house but always asks to go out to poo.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

John Kruk posted:

I keep having to fart but never do because I am afraid I might poo poo my pants.

I would think John Kruk of all people would know this is true.

John Kruk posted:

Ok so apparently it is real. :(

nevermind

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

LINKIN PARK


if you never sharted you've never lived

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

SUCCHIAMI IL MIO CAZZO DA DIETRO, RANA RAGAZZO



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Cream_Filling posted:

also op is parodying another gbs thread "is 'squarting' real"

Neurosis
Jun 10, 2003
Fallen Rib

lonesomedwarf posted:

in case you dont get it, op was pretend ing they didnt know what sharting was and if it eas real, then later, alluded that they just sharted in they're pants. i liked it

i think all jokes should be accompanied by explanations like this, because i am autistic

Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004
Do they make some sort of rear end tampon or large size diapers? This would help me be confident in my farting in the future.

RonMexicosPitbull
Feb 28, 2012

by Ralp
it depends

LaSalsaVerde
Mar 3, 2013

this one time i farted and it felt wet and i laughed it off. was with cousin in car.

later i showered and ran my hand through my cheeks like a credit card. beep beep.

covered in poo poo. had to use loofah to remove entirely.

threw loofah away

Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004

Dirty_Moses posted:

this one time i farted and it felt wet and i laughed it off. was with cousin in car.

later i showered and ran my hand through my cheeks like a credit card. beep beep.

covered in poo poo. had to use loofah to remove entirely.

threw loofah away

Dirty Moses!

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

SUCCHIAMI IL MIO CAZZO DA DIETRO, RANA RAGAZZO



2022 FIA Formula 1 WDC

John Kruk posted:

Do they make some sort of rear end tampon or large size diapers? This would help me be confident in my farting in the future.

Of course, what do you think they put your grandparents in when you ship them the gently caress off to the retirement home?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Theophany posted:

Of course, what do you think they put your grandparents in when you ship them the gently caress off to the retirement home?

some kind of bus i would assume

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



No, it's just pee.

raspy trashfucker
Jul 5, 2014
how could it not be real

Baiku
Oct 25, 2011

I sharted once when I had some kind of stomach bug.

A good way to feel embarassed when no one else is in the house.

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

SUCCHIAMI IL MIO CAZZO DA DIETRO, RANA RAGAZZO



2022 FIA Formula 1 WDC

Phrasing posted:

I sharted once when I had some kind of stomach bug.

A good way to feel embarassed when no one else is in the house.

Try doing it on a first date. Makes the Friendzone feel like you're getting your dick sucked by your top 10 pornstars simultaneously.

Baiku
Oct 25, 2011

Theophany posted:

Try doing it on a first date. Makes the Friendzone feel like you're getting your dick sucked by your top 10 pornstars simultaneously.

Sorry about your belligerent bowels.

EmperorFritoBandito
Aug 7, 2010

by exmarx
Live it up while you can OP, when you get older you'll need special pills to do that

Helpimscared
Jun 16, 2014

Yes, its real. Its happened to me before

i must compose
Jul 4, 2010

Until the lions have their own historians, the history of the hunt will always glorify the hunter.

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

It's rare but it definitely happens.

Last time I sharted [Android just suggested autocorrecting "shafted" to "sharted" :stare:] I was at the movie theater, high as gently caress and watching Pineapple Express. My friend couldn't stop laughing while I waddled my way to the bathroom.

Really living up to your username.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Sharting is a false flag operation propogated by the adult diaper industry,WAKE UP SHEEPLE!

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Inside Out Mom
Jan 9, 2004

Franklin B. Znorps
Dignity, Class, Internet
It's real and it's fantastic.

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