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No weapons I'd give a Bobcat the People's Elbow and get the pin in no time
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very angry kitten maybe?
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Jul 26, 2014 20:09
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a big ol' bunny rabbit
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Jul 26, 2014 20:11
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probably a bear
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Jul 26, 2014 20:12
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one of those world's fattest men who can't move from bed.
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Jul 26, 2014 20:13
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A brush-tailed possum
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Jul 26, 2014 20:14
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Blue Whale
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Jul 26, 2014 20:14
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ur mom
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Jul 26, 2014 20:15
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the culminator posted:No weapons does it still count if i die of my wounds later
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Jul 26, 2014 20:15
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Your mom. EFB
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MY MOM
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I once entered a deadly game of cat and mouse with a wiley orangutan named Palmer. I'd been working as an intern at a Zoo here in AL for a summer just for fun, when Palmer tricked his attendant and escaped. I managed to free the attendent, but Palmer had laid a deadly trap of steaming stool in the floor, which i slipped in. He then began his furious assault, and I took several merciless primal blows.. but in the end I managed to strangle him while he screamed at me.
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Jul 26, 2014 20:16
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I beat up a mean Labrador retriever once. are we discounting all the little critters that can kill instantly with its venom?
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Jul 26, 2014 20:16
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i can and have beat the poo poo out of multiple giraffes
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Zippy the Bummer posted:does it still count if i die of my wounds later As long as u kill it first we're all good, but surviving is preferable
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Jul 26, 2014 20:17
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I will tame the mighty capybara
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Jul 26, 2014 20:17
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ProfessorLoomis posted:I once entered a deadly game of cat and mouse with a wiley orangutan named Palmer. I'd been working as an intern at a Zoo here in AL for a summer just for fun, when Palmer tricked his attendant and escaped. I managed to free the attendent, but Palmer had laid a deadly trap of steaming stool in the floor, which i slipped in. He then began his furious assault, and I took several merciless primal blows.. but in the end I managed to strangle him while he screamed at me. is that how you earned your av
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Jul 26, 2014 20:18
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your mom i.e. a sea lion
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Jul 26, 2014 20:19
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Realistically? A silverback gorilla. In my dreams? A bull elephant. I'm currently training MMA style against chimps and hoping to work upwards to glory.
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Jul 26, 2014 20:20
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6V4WYvDEjYI
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Jul 26, 2014 20:22
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For real probably a baby giraffe
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Jul 26, 2014 20:22
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1 goldfish
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Jul 26, 2014 20:22
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this is in the ring, right? on land? blue whale for sure
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Jul 26, 2014 20:26
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a whole chicken coop worth of chickens
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Jul 26, 2014 20:28
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Honey Badger.
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Jul 26, 2014 21:22
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I feel confident I could take on a 3rd Grader or a marmoset.
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Jul 26, 2014 21:26
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a cock rooster
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Jul 26, 2014 21:27
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realistically, i could probably take down a beaver or a komodo dragon anyone thinking they can take on any primate bigger than a marmoset is insane
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Jul 26, 2014 21:28
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Fat goons.
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Jul 26, 2014 21:31
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I dunno what's the biggest you got OP come at me
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Jul 26, 2014 21:32
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whale, if on land
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Jul 26, 2014 21:35
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Jul 26, 2014 21:35
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Jul 26, 2014 21:36
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a retarded gorilla but paraplegic and with no biting allowed.
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Jul 26, 2014 21:37
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so really just a slapfight with a crippled gorilla
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Jul 26, 2014 21:38
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Just use the old fashioned method of chasing something until it's heart explodes or it dies from dehydration because it can't carry water.
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Do I have to kill the animal, or beat it, or do I just have to hold my ground in a fight against it? I could hold my own against a blue whale. On land, easily; or at sea with a scuba suit. I'd just take hold of the inner fin and wouldn't let go. It would dive, breach, and flail, and swim as fast as it could, and I'd hold on tight, just punching and punching. I'd make Jonah look like a pussy bitch. Nameless_Steve fucked around with this message at 21:45 on Jul 26, 2014 |
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Jul 26, 2014 21:42
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Maybe a tomato.
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Jul 26, 2014 21:45
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I beat the poo poo out of a Canada goose once
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