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i think that gordon ramsey is amazing and dreamy and i like it that he goes into other peoples kitchens and says a cuss and expects evewry one to do what he says. often times the owners break down and cry but gorden rasmey is there to wipe away their tears like the prince charming that he is and everyone walks away a little wiser. we would all be blessed to have a gorden ramsat in our lives also his forearms are kinda big so you know he ifts   you can fire my grill top any day you foul-mouthed british hunk you
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these scallopps perfect
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Jul 27, 2014 03:21
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these scallops ARE RAWWWWWWW
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Jul 27, 2014 04:34
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id give him an awkward high five if i ever run into him
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Jul 27, 2014 04:39
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i'd tongue his fartbox and i'm not even queer
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Jul 27, 2014 04:41
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I bet he'd bend you over and do  style
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Jul 27, 2014 04:42
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God I would hope so
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Jul 27, 2014 06:10
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i would eat cream cheese off of those valleys on his face
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Jul 27, 2014 06:12
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i'd let him bake his beef wellington in my fuckhole oven
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Jul 27, 2014 06:14
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i hope your oven will let it cook enough that it wont be RAAAAAHHHHWWW
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Jul 27, 2014 06:15
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I'd pound his rear end as he complained vehemently about my love making
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Jul 27, 2014 06:18
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He can eat my steamed mussles anytime
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Jul 27, 2014 06:21
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A "love" mussel as it were
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Jul 27, 2014 06:22
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dud got it right tho his beef wellingtons look pretty good
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Jul 27, 2014 06:25
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that's a man not a boat idiot
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Jul 27, 2014 06:27
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he's thinking of dream butt
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Jul 27, 2014 06:28
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rezatahs posted:that's a man not a boat id ride him to india if i could ergo he's a boat
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Jul 27, 2014 06:29
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Fool and the World posted:id ride him to india if i could haven't you learned poo poo from india you go to india in a boat and it capsizes and you die then the rape
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Jul 27, 2014 06:29
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James May beat him at a garbage eating competition tho, Captain Slow's pretty bangin' for an old dude
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Jul 27, 2014 06:31
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i'd let him dip his balls in my gazpacho then he could give me no-nonsense tips on how to improve my restaurant by building my customer base through good food, decor and customer service.
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Jul 27, 2014 06:36
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Jul 27, 2014 06:42
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Jul 27, 2014 07:03
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He seems like a cool guy people should be berated and shamed for their failures more often
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Jul 27, 2014 07:07
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This thread tastes like poo poo
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Jul 27, 2014 08:19
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzBnFutegJE then they hosed
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Jul 27, 2014 08:32
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*Prolonged sequence where I change shirts on camera.*
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Jul 27, 2014 08:36
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I sold wine over the phone to Gordon Ramsay one time many years ago and he was really lovely and polite and not at all like he is on the telly and that is my one and only brush fame that I tell people about over and over again until they're sick to death of it. But yes other people who have know him have said the same and I think the whole shouty shouty man thing is just his persona and if he didn't have it he wouldn't be famous as there would be no gimmick to set him apart from other chefs, he'd just be a chef.
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Jul 27, 2014 08:41
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Ld-JEDEx1Q
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Jul 27, 2014 08:50
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Just be sure you use protection because Ramsay hates it when its, "RAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!"
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Jul 27, 2014 08:52
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as an unemployed dude who has seen every ep of Kitchen Nightmares multiple times, Ramsey really does seem like a guy who gives a poo poo about food and serving people and doing both things right which is why he gets pissed off (UK) or theatrically pissed off (US) when people have no clue how to do it Hell's Kitchen is just an excuse to have him yell at reality TV idiots who got laughed out of Chopped auditions US MasterChef is kinda cool because he's in a middle-ground there and the bald Italian dude gets to be the biggest rear end in a top hat, but in a deadpan way
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skaboomizzy posted:as an unemployed dude who has seen every ep of Kitchen Nightmares multiple times, Ramsey really does seem like a guy who gives a poo poo about food and serving people and doing both things right which is why he gets pissed off (UK) or theatrically pissed off (US) when people have no clue how to do it That bald italian dude is scary as gently caress. He stares in their eyes as he eats the food and says nothing. Gordon will just gag and spit it out and cuss at you. That bald dude will make you contemplate suicide.
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Jul 27, 2014 09:08
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I like it when he takes he shirt off 
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Jul 27, 2014 10:32
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Gordon Ramsay dreamboat thread and noone's made this yet?
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skaboomizzy posted:as an unemployed dude who has seen every ep of Kitchen Nightmares multiple times, Ramsey really does seem like a guy who gives a poo poo about food and serving people and doing both things right which is why he gets pissed off (UK) or theatrically pissed off (US) when people have no clue how to do it So what you're saying is that he's a thorough and thoughtful lover? Awesome.
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Jul 27, 2014 11:45
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Just re-read the OP and from now on this celebrity will always be known as "gorden ramsat" in my heart.
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Jul 27, 2014 12:10
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His wife thinks that too since they have 5 kids or something. I guess he likes it RAW after all
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Jul 27, 2014 12:50
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I like ramsay but his face looks like a shoe procreated with melting butter. He does come out with some good lines. He told a waiter in that tv show to 'stop running around like a baby rhinoceros taking a poo poo.'
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Jul 27, 2014 12:52
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I like reading ships of Gordon and Bobby Flay that are set in colonial era New England. Sometimes Anthony Bourdain joins them or they all join an Iron Chef style orgy.
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Jul 27, 2014 13:54
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henpod posted:I like ramsay but his face looks like a shoe procreated with melting butter. i always thought it looked like it was shaped by a play-do mold press and then beaten with hammers.
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