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Kombotron posted:hot tot the hot tot will only become necessary if i end up with a child notwithstanding my wishes
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I have a friend with three kids and it's true they are gigantic loving assholes. only one is really bad (the oldest) but she is a devious little fuckhead and convinces the other ones to do all sorts of nefarious poo poo also she "gets sick" and pukes when she doesn't like how things are going her parents refer their crotchspawn as assholes and i'm like yeah you're right, now tell the kid that, because if she makes it to age 12 and is still like this I'm gonna sit her down and give her a crash course on the biggest assholes in history, and at the end I'm gonna be like "surprise bitch, you are now the biggest rear end in a top hat ever, so say hi to hitler and stalin for me you piece of poo poo. PS everyone hates you" but really she's a huge rear end in a top hat
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Jul 29, 2014 09:10
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Tujague posted:
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Jul 29, 2014 11:20
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wilfredmerriweathr posted:also she "gets sick" and pukes when she doesn't like how things are going My neighbor's kid went through a phase where she would do this. Mostly it was just tantrum related but one day she was mad because she wanted to play with her sister's stuffed rabbit while her sister was playing with it & her dad was like "This is your sister's toy, you have one of your own." so she walked up to her sister & vomited all over the stuffed animal in retaliation.
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Jul 29, 2014 14:27
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I think that you're broken in some way if you don't like children
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Jul 29, 2014 14:29
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i'm definitely broken and not fit to raise a kid so all the better i acknowledge the fact instead of trying to put up with a crotch spawn anyway
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Jul 29, 2014 14:41
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Cucking Mama posted:I think that you're broken in some way if you don't like children Unless you use the word "crotchspawn" because wtf is wrong with you?
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Jul 29, 2014 14:50
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try and post more concisely trixie and have a kid if it isn't too late
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Jul 29, 2014 14:52
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I had cute kid mind powers. It owned. Adults were my playthings. Everyone thought I was adorable and I got whatever the gently caress I wanted. What happened, god dammit.
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Jul 29, 2014 15:02
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Cucking Mama posted:try and post more concisely trixie and have a kid if it isn't too late I will do neither of those things.
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Jul 29, 2014 15:05
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Can you buy a children for testing? Need to see if my ovcharka is ok around babies.
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Jul 29, 2014 21:43
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Trixie Hardcore posted:My neighbor's kid went through a phase where she would do this. Mostly it was just tantrum related but one day she was mad because she wanted to play with her sister's stuffed rabbit while her sister was playing with it & her dad was like "This is your sister's toy, you have one of your own." so she walked up to her sister & vomited all over the stuffed animal in retaliation. hahaha that is hilarious
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Jul 29, 2014 21:50
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My 3 year old niece was bitching up a storm about having to sit down in the grocery cart and started making up a bunch of bullshit excuses about why she couldn't sit there. "It hurts, I'm hungry, etc." and then she told me the cart was "too spicy" and she had to get out.
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Jul 29, 2014 22:09
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Jul 29, 2014 23:49
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BigBoss posted:My 3 year old niece was bitching up a storm about having to sit down in the grocery cart and started making up a bunch of bullshit excuses about why she couldn't sit there. "It hurts, I'm hungry, etc." and then she told me the cart was "too spicy" and she had to get out.
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Jul 29, 2014 23:51
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a hole-y ghost posted:why were you making a 3 year old sit in a grocery cart??? You carry them in the little seat, that's why grocery carts have a little seat in them, what the gently caress did you think it was there for? Midgets?
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Jul 30, 2014 00:21
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BigBoss posted:then she told me the cart was "too spicy" and she had to get out. That's a legit reason, I hope you respected her wishes. Pochoclo posted:You carry them in the little seat, that's why grocery carts have a little seat in them, what the gently caress did you think it was there for? Midgets? Keeping your eggs from getting jostled.
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Jul 30, 2014 00:26
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BigBoss posted:My 3 year old niece was bitching up a storm about having to sit down in the grocery cart and started making up a bunch of bullshit excuses about why she couldn't sit there. "It hurts, I'm hungry, etc." and then she told me the cart was "too spicy" and she had to get out. leave the kid in the car then.
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Jul 30, 2014 04:27
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I'm pretty sure that when I was a kid I didn't have the power to angrily vomit at will. What the hell kind of mutant kids are these??
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Jul 30, 2014 04:58
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Erethizon_dorsatum posted:I'm pretty sure that when I was a kid I didn't have the power to angrily vomit at will. What the hell kind of mutant kids are these?? uh how did you excrete the fibers you needed for your cocoon then?
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Jul 30, 2014 05:11
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Fandyien posted:uh how did you excrete the fibers you needed for your cocoon then? Other end.
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Jul 30, 2014 05:47
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 There should be an 'old people suck' thread so we can pour scorn on the young and old alike.
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Jul 31, 2014 10:11
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It's the kid in the cowboy get up behind the pushing boy that's most annoying in this scenario. Little girl is on the front row where she is supposed to be, she gets pushed aside by some little drama queen who wants to be on the front row where the little ballerinas are, she does not cry and run to teacher but pushes the little poo poo back. Cowboy yells at her to "stop that", gently caress off kid, where were you when she was being pushed the first time and oh look it turns out the boy very nearly pushed her off the stage.
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Jul 31, 2014 10:51
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learnincurve posted:It's the kid in the cowboy get up behind the pushing boy that's most annoying in this scenario. Little girl is on the front row where she is supposed to be, she gets pushed aside by some little drama queen who wants to be on the front row where the little ballerinas are, she does not cry and run to teacher but pushes the little poo poo back. Cowboy yells at her to "stop that", gently caress off kid, where were you when she was being pushed the first time and oh look it turns out the boy very nearly pushed her off the stage. that's real loving neat i sure did read all of your dumb bullshit
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Jul 31, 2014 11:52
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My cunning plan is to let my sisters have all the babies and then be the aunt who is no longer allowed to babysit because I gave them an espresso or a beer or something right before the parents came home. That way I only have to babysit once, but I'm still the cool aunt.
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Jul 31, 2014 12:47
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WanderingMinstrel I posted:My cunning plan is to let my sisters have all the babies and then be the aunt who is no longer allowed to babysit because I gave them an espresso or a beer or something right before the parents came home. That way I only have to babysit once, but I'm still the cool aunt. My aunt used to troll my parents by giving me all the Cola I wanted in the afternoon. I was up all night 
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Jul 31, 2014 12:49
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Cucking Mama posted:I think that you're broken in some way if you don't like children some studies show people are happier without kids i don't think it's abnormal to want to not have to provide for a little undeveloped people
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Jul 31, 2014 12:58
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i would like to be in a situation where having kids wouldn't be irresponsible and i would also like to have kids
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Jul 31, 2014 12:59
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jarvis cocker posted:did a kid point and you and ask why you are so fat
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Jul 31, 2014 13:14
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Man, I'd be scared shitless that I would gently caress up my kids and they'd be as big/bigger screwups than I am.
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Jul 31, 2014 13:15
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ppl who hate kids: teenagers, ppl who are mentally teenagers, cranky old ppl
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Jul 31, 2014 13:16
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ppl who like kids: aatrek
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Jul 31, 2014 13:20
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Corridor posted:ppl who hate kids: teenagers, ppl who are mentally teenagers, cranky old ppl how does it feel to be played like a scrub by instincts/evolution ?
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Jul 31, 2014 13:22
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Neurosis posted:some studies show people are happier without kids i don't think it's abnormal to want to not have to provide for a little undeveloped people from what i've heard both couples who have kids and who don't have kids are happy singles are, of course, miserable and will die alone unloved
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Jul 31, 2014 13:22
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Decebal posted:how does it feel to be played like a scrub by instincts/evolution ? i was in a festival parade lil while ago and some kids hi-fived me and said i was awesome, which makes them clearly more intelligent than adult counterparts
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Jul 31, 2014 13:25
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Robo Reagan posted:from what i've heard both couples who have kids and who don't have kids are happy I'm a singles and I have kids, my goal is to raise my daughter so she loves me enough to put me in a nice home rather than let me be eaten by my own cats.
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Jul 31, 2014 13:37
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Ask anyone with kids if they'd go back in time and do it all over again if they were guaranteed to not get the same kids the second time around. Most I've asked have admitted they wouldn't because while they love their children, in hindsight it did gently caress up their lives. Apparently being a parent sucks for the most part.
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having your wife's vag torn down to her rear end in a top hat to push out something dependent on you for 18 years on average is life changing and often not for the better???
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