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It wasnt too bad. I ate too much of it. Whats the last thing you cooked gbs?
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Shut the gently caress up you weirdo.
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Jul 27, 2014 06:29
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beef rendang it owned good times welp that was the thread, ty for hosting it
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John Kruk posted:Shut the gently caress up you weirdo.
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John Kruk posted:Shut the gently caress up you weirdo. Doesnt sound very appetizing.
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Ok, so I was in bed one night, struggling to fall asleep, and out of nowhere... I thought of this joke. It's about two friends, let's call them Gina and Carl. They're good friends and leave in the same apartment. The joke goes like this... *Carl is making a sandwich, and Gina comes in*. Gina: Hey, Carl... how's it going? Carl: It's going pretty good! Gina: So what are you doing? Carl: Oh, I'm just makin a sandwich!! Gina: Oh! Focaccia bread?? Carl: *Angrily* Pumpernickel head!! Gina: No, I meant, really... Focaccia (forgot cha) bread!! Anyone think it was funny? When Gina said, "Focaccia bread", Carl thought she said it as an insult, and insulted her by calling her, "Pumpernickel head". When in fact, she was informing Carl that he had forgotten the bread for the sandwich... Get it!? Please let me know what you think of that joke. Whether you think it's funny, dumb, hilarious, stupid, or you didn't get it. Whatever... let me know how you feel about the joke I made up!
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Jul 27, 2014 06:31
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what's in this stuff that i'm not gonna bother trying to type out?
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Jul 27, 2014 06:32
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nobody knows what that is op is it like an anal thing?
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Jul 27, 2014 06:32
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cooking and baking aren't the same thing you loving plebe
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Jul 27, 2014 06:32
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uG posted:cooking and baking aren't the same thing you loving plebe Youre correct. 
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Jul 27, 2014 06:33
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Afro Doug posted:Ok, so I was in bed one night, struggling to fall asleep, and out of nowhere... I thought of this joke. is this a pun?
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Jul 27, 2014 06:33
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GET MY BELT SON posted:nobody knows what that is op Nah, its normal.
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Jul 27, 2014 06:34
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psyopmonkey posted:Nah, its normal. i really wish people would stop gay-shaming
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Jul 27, 2014 06:35
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GET MY BELT SON posted:i really wish people would stop gay-shaming Stop being such a shameful gay then.  What did you make for dinner?
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Jul 27, 2014 06:36
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i don't eat things i have to google to find out what the gently caress it is
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Jul 27, 2014 06:37
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i had a great focaccia moms house
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Jul 27, 2014 06:37
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Guancho posted:i don't eat things i have to google to find out what the gently caress it is What did you make for dinner?
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Jul 27, 2014 06:38
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psyopmonkey posted:Stop being such a shameful gay then. ehh had two ribeyes sweet potatoes salad with those neat tiny yellow tomatoes
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Jul 27, 2014 06:38
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psyopmonkey posted:What did you make for dinner? pot roast motherfucker
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Jul 27, 2014 06:39
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John Kruk posted:Shut the gently caress up you weirdo.
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Jul 27, 2014 06:39
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GET MY BELT SON posted:ehh Those sweet potatoes had better have garlic butter and rosemary on them. If not, 
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Q: What did the bag of flour say to the loaf of bread? A: ‘I saw you yeasterday’ Q: Why doesn't bread like warm weather? A: Things get Toasty! Q: Why are bread jokes always funny? A: Because they never get mold! Q: What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over? A: Doughnuts! Q: What did one slice of bread say to the other slice of bread when he saw some butter and jam on the table? A: We're toast! Q: Why was the baker in a panic? A: He was in a loaf or death situation. Q: What happened when the baker's wife came home early? A: She caught her husband Masterbaking. Q: What do the bread say to the chicken? A: LETS GET BREADDDDYYY TO CRUMMBBLLEEEEE Q: Why do bakers give women on special occasions? A: Flours Q: How do you make pickle bread? A: With dill-dough Q: What pick up line does yeast use on flour? A: I bread your pardon! Q: What do u call a whore who screws for 5 cents? A: A pumpernickel! Q: What did the baker say to the hot girl? A: I'll put a bun in your oven! Q: What did the loaf of bread say to the police officer? A: Rye so serious? Q: What did the yeast say to the bag of flour? A: Come on we Knead to be serious! Q: What is a bakers favorite Beatles song? A: "Loaf is all you knead." Q: How does a loaf of bread validate it's anger against grapes? A: Raisining! Q: What do bread and autistic kids have in common? A: They both have special needs Q: What did the yeast confess to the bag of flour? A: I loaf you dough much! Q: Why did Mama Flour and Papa Yeast tell Baby Bread to get a job? A: He was just loafing around! Q: Why doesn't anyone want to work in a bakery? A: It's a crumby place to work. Q: What do you get when you mix Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Doughboy? A: A red headed bitch with a yeast infection. Hunger Games Whenever I hear a good song I say "Where's Peeta cause this is my jam." To Panemaniacs, Stop with all the bread jokes. I don't love bread, I loaf it "Life is like a loaf of bread, Peeta, you never know which district it’ll be from." Mama Mellark After Katniss found me almost dead Things got toasty When life hands you lemons, trade them for BREAD Peeta Mellark "I’m not bready to have sex with you, Peeta!" Katniss Everdeen Peetas bread rising for you  Katniss you lucky bitch Katniss: Enough with the bread jokes Peeta, we knead to be serious here. Katniss: I'm pregnant Peeta: You got a bun in the oven? Katniss: Oh, Hey Peeta Peeta: Hey Katniss! Hey, could I borrow some money, I’m out of dough. Katniss: Don’t you have a job though? Peeta: Yes, but my mom won’t give me a raise. :’C Katniss: C’mon Peeta Peeta: I kneed it!! Katniss: *sighs and throws him a bit of change* Peeta: The YEAST you could give me is a dollar bill! Katniss: *Facepalm* Peeta: Just call me butter, cuz I’m on a roll! :> Katniss: Peeta… could you please stop with the bread jo- Peeta: I BREAD YOUR PARDON?! Katniss: *walks away* Peeta: What? I said muffin wrong! Peeta: I'm a tribute, in this cave that I stay in peeta: I'm, wanted. Peeta: I'm wanted, bread or alive. Katniss: That awkward moment when your husband won't stop making bread jokes. Peeta: I bread your pardon! Q: What's Peeta's favorite Pokemon? A: Rhydon. Q: What does Peeta want to name his child? A: Ryelee if it’s a girl, Bunjamin if it’s a boy. Q: What does Peeta call his grandmother? A: Naan. Q: Why does Peeta love Katniss? A: She has a great set of buns! God Is Watching The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large tray of bread slices. The nun posted a sign on the bread tray, "Take only one. God is watching." Further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. One child whispered to another, "Take all you want. God is watching the bread." General Store A general store owner hires a young attractive female clerk who likes to wear very short skirts and thong panties. One day a young man enters the store, glances at the clerk and glances at the loaves of bread behind the counter. Noticing the length of her skirt and the location of the raisin bread, he has a brilliant idea. "I'd like some raisin bread please", the man says politely. The female clerk nods and climbs up a ladder to reach the raisin bread, which is located on the very top shelf. The young man standing almost directly beneath her is provided with an excellent view, just as he surmised he would be. Once she descends the ladder he muses that he really should get two loaves as he's having company for dinner. As the clerk retrieves the second loaf of bread, one of the other male customers notices whats going on. Thinking quickly, he requests his own loaf of raisin bread so he can continue to enjoy the view. With each trip up the ladder the young lady seems to catch the eye of another male customer. Pretty soon each male patron is asking for raisin bread, just to see the clerk climb up and down. After many trips shes tired, irritated and thinking that she is really going to have to try this bread for herself! Finally, once again atop the ladder, she stops and fumes, glaring at the men standing below. She notices an elderly man standing amongst the crowd staring up at her. Thinking to save herself a trip, she yells at the elderly man, "Is yours raisin too?" "No," says the old man "....... But its startin' to twitch." Bread Pick Up Lines I could rack my grain and I still wouldn't be able to think of a prettier girl than you. Is your dad a baker cause your buns are fantastic I love you like a hot stove baby! I'll put a bun in your oven! They call me Yeast, and I can get a rise out of you yet! You know, when stuck in a jam, you're the bun I want to be with!source: http://www.jokes4us.com/miscellaneousjokes/foodjokes/breadjokes.html
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i was drunk as gently caress it didn't matter she cried anyway
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am am drunk as gently caress
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Afro Doug posted:Dumbass Hush up. What did you make for food tonight?
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is crying*
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sounds good op hope you had a swell time
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Jul 27, 2014 06:48
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zVxTeflon posted:sounds good op hope you had a swell time Making bread in the kitchen is always a good time! 
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Jul 27, 2014 06:48
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GET MY BELT SON posted:is crying* you overcooked the rib eye didn't you. that'd make anyone cry
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Jul 27, 2014 06:50
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Guancho posted:you overcooked the rib eye didn't you. that'd make anyone cry man i let that poo poo rest after 140 for five minutes and everything it's not my fault god damnt
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Jul 27, 2014 06:51
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GET MY BELT SON posted:man i let that poo poo rest after 140 for five minutes and everything I usually pull mine at 115 and let rest, but mad props just for letting it rest.
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Jul 27, 2014 06:53
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Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:i had a great focaccia moms house nice!
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Jul 27, 2014 07:05
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Thats a very CRUMBY joke!!! :iamafag:
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Jul 27, 2014 07:09
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gently caress outcha pus$y bitch
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Jul 27, 2014 07:11
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Guancho posted:I usually pull mine at 115 and let rest, but mad props just for letting it rest. i seriously wrote this down on a notepad don't fail me now goon
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Jul 27, 2014 07:13
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GET MY BELT SON posted:i seriously wrote this down on a notepad pulling at 110-115 and letting it rest is perfect imo
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Jul 27, 2014 07:14
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Are you guys monitoring the core temp or the outside temp?
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Jul 27, 2014 07:15
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psyopmonkey posted:Are you guys monitoring the core temp or the outside temp? core temp.
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I made Focaccia again. This time I did a different technique. It came out pretty good.
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