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Just popping in to say I, forums poster Morkyz, have had sex. I'm not being insecure or trying to prove anything, just casually mentioning that my penis has been inside a vagina at least once. Not that it's a big deal, I just need you all to know that I've gone all the way with a woman.
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 Congratulations!
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Jul 27, 2014 06:59
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Enjoy ur crabs probably better than this thread
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holy sh*t
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Jul 27, 2014 07:00
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ime had sex with ur mom, OP.
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Jul 27, 2014 07:00
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Late night posting from the morgue again?
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Jul 27, 2014 07:00
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how much dide she cost lmao 
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Jul 27, 2014 07:00
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Alucard posted:Late night posting from the morgue again?
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Jul 27, 2014 07:01
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ive never hosed
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Alucard posted:Late night posting from the morgue again?
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Jul 27, 2014 07:01
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how does it feel to get owned by forums superstar ilikedirt ??
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Jul 27, 2014 07:01
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i will F uck Ur're Famil
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Jul 27, 2014 07:03
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Wow a lot of angry virgins itt. Not that I feel superior to them, as sex/virginity isn't a big deal to a chill and non autistic person such as myself. It's just that they haven't had sex, unlike me.
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Morkyz posted:Wow a lot of angry virgins itt. Not that I feel superior to them, as sex/virginity isn't a big deal to a chill and non autistic person such as myself. It's just that they haven't had sex, unlike me. what's it like, being a "sexhaver"
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Morkyz posted:Wow a lot of angry virgins itt. Not that I feel superior to them, as sex/virginity isn't a big deal to a chill and non autistic person such as myself. It's just that they haven't had sex, unlike me.
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Jul 27, 2014 07:05
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Im having sex right now OP
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I haven't op.
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Morkyz posted:Wow a lot of angry virgins itt. Not that I feel superior to them, as sex/virginity isn't a big deal to a chill and non autistic person such as myself. It's just that they haven't had sex, unlike me. We just don't believe you and need some proof. Write your forum name on your dick and photograph it entering a vagina (SA-Mart rules) and we'll all respect you.
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Jul 27, 2014 07:06
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congrats op
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welcome to the 99% bro edit" make that 99.96% bro
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9goats dead posted:ime had sex with ur mom, OP. 
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Alucard posted:We just don't believe you and need some proof. Write your forum name on your dick and photograph it entering a vagina (SA-Mart rules) and we'll all respect you. Sorry, but since sex is such a non-event to me (as I have it on a rather regular basis) I just haven't bothered to take photos.
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Jul 27, 2014 07:14
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id also like to take a moment here in this thread to announce that i, too, have had sex.
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Jul 27, 2014 07:14
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ilikedirt posted:how much dide she cost lmao lol
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Yivgev posted:id also like to take a moment here in this thread to announce that i, too, have had sex. nobody with an al aqsa gang tag has had sex. sorry about your bad luck
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one time im sexing with this girl and she squirts cum from her belly button all over my balls. so im like yo b*tch slow down and then shes like oh yea oh yea ur sex doing skills are so good and she squirts milks everywhere well to say the least i was outraged. i guess when youve had as much sex as me these kinds of transgressions can get just a LIL. annoying.
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Guancho posted:nobody with an al aqsa gang tag has had sex. sorry about your bad luck nooo 
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Jul 27, 2014 07:19
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Morkyz posted:Sorry, but since sex is such a non-event to me (as I have it on a rather regular basis) I just haven't bothered to take photos.
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Jul 27, 2014 07:21
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the yanukovych av counteracts the al aqsa, that poster has definitely slept with a ukrainian trafficked sex slave
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Jul 27, 2014 07:21
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im gay
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Jul 27, 2014 07:22
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Yivgev posted:nooo just kidding bro, you cool and probably get mad play
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Sheng-ji Yang posted:the yanukovych av counteracts the al aqsa, that poster has definitely slept with a ukrainian trafficked sex slave its yushchenko 
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Jul 27, 2014 07:25
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i dont speak romanian
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Jul 27, 2014 07:26
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I'd.
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Jul 27, 2014 07:27
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Dolphin posted:that's really sexist morkyz if i was a sexhaver i would resepct my intercourse partner enough to call the consensual gift of sexual intercoures an event Sorry, it's just that since I started having sex at such an early age I guess I never really put much thought into it.
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Jul 27, 2014 07:29
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Morkyz posted:Sorry, it's just that since I started having sex at such an early age I guess I never really put much thought into it.
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Jul 27, 2014 07:31
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Dolphin posted:i accept your apology but next time just make sure to thank your partner and also tell me what sex is like have you ever pooped in reverse
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Yivgev posted:have you ever pooped in reverse
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Jul 27, 2014 07:33
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Dolphin posted:i accept your apology but next time just make sure to thank your partner and also tell me what sex is like It's very different from what a virgin such as yourself would probably expect (I don't know exactly what you expect since I haven't been a virgin in such a long time.) For example, did you know breasts don't feel like bags of sand?
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I really don't give a poo poo about you losing your virginity. Talk about your first fattie gently caress. Be generous on the details. I want some sick rear end metaphors up in dis biatch nigga u feel me
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