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I just started watching this show and I think they are all doing it wrong. I'd probably bring a luxury RV or a huge box of food from Costco. I just watched the episode where the guy brings goggles because he's scared of water and he doesn't even do anything with them. What a moron. Good show for looking at people's butts though. Shame everything else is blurred out.  TV
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my dilz
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ide smuggle at lreast one gallon of cum in my butt idk what my durvival item would be
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Condoms
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ilikedirt posted:ide smuggle at lreast one gallon of cum in my butt idk what my durvival item would be 
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Jul 27, 2014 09:02
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Satellite phone with GPS locator so i can give my location to rescuers.
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ilikedirt posted:ide smuggle at lreast one gallon of cum in my butt idk what my durvival item would be At least you won't go hungry.
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Jul 27, 2014 09:09
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never heard of this show but probably either a magnifying glass for fires or a quality knife for whittling wood into useful things
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Ignatius M. Meen posted:never heard of this show but probably either a magnifying glass for fires or a quality knife for whittling wood into useful things You would be a prime candidate for this show if you'd rather bring a magnifying glass to make fires instead of a lighter.
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Jul 27, 2014 09:54
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Marijuana
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Sunblock. Seriously, these pasty fucks must be cooked well done by the second day.
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Jul 27, 2014 09:56
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A gun, that way I can just shoot all my problems away
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Jul 27, 2014 09:59
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(watches jeopardy) jesus, this fucker is dumb. holy poo poo. how can you not know what a caldera is? dumb person. (watches naked and afraid) holy poo poo, why wouldn't you bring a chainsaw instead of a pocket knife? what a loving cretin. in a real robinson crusoe sitch this idiot gently caress would die. (watches history channel) holy poo poo lmbo at this dumb fuckin dictator. if you put me behind the third reich it would've been churchill cowering in a bunker. i could've loving won omaha beach. what a stupid hitler.
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Jul 27, 2014 10:01
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Heartbroken 2Twice posted:(watches jeopardy) WW2=Naked reality show itt
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Heartbroken 2Twice posted:(watches jeopardy) Yea
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NESguerilla posted:WW2=Naked reality show itt  besides I can't really talk, if I went on naked & afraid they'd have to mosaic my face
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NESguerilla posted:WW2=Naked reality show itt Well... there were a lot of naked people... in shower rooms...
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drat I'm gonna have to check that out.
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Probably a big knife! Useful for a lot of things. If you only get one item... A combination like... knife and fishing kit? but if we can do combo items, I'd totally just do the RV thing...
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Jul 27, 2014 10:19
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I'm watchin a couple episodes in honour of this fantastic thread and based on what I'm seeing I would go with a mosquito net.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hfLZozBVpM
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Jul 27, 2014 10:27
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i would bring embarrassment because im a fat piece of poo poo with a tiny dick
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Jul 27, 2014 10:30
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I would bring a washer/dryer unit.
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Jul 27, 2014 10:32
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the girl last week was really hot I hope they have more hot chicks on this show
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Jul 27, 2014 11:20
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AKM.
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Edible underwear so once all the hot people start starving, they come and eat it off of me i think i win
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Jul 27, 2014 11:31
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the holy bible, praise Him
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Shoes
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An actual survivalist.
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Jul 27, 2014 11:35
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I'd bring a Black Guy.
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I would bring a baby because when children are in danger women accomplish extraordinary feats like beating up cheetahs in fist fights. When the stomach starts growling just put the baby in an open field and wait for nature to take its course, I don't even need to do anything but sit back and watch
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Jul 27, 2014 11:37
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A trillion dollar coin.
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Jul 27, 2014 11:38
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a big piece of poop 
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Yivgev posted:a big piece of poop Use it as a pillow, paint a face on it and call it Wilson, spoon with it at night
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Jul 27, 2014 11:44
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An airplane so i could fly away.
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Jul 27, 2014 11:59
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do the guys on the show constantly have erections or what ?
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double-ended dildo
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