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whatis
Jun 6, 2012
i no longer exist in human form; my thoughts and feelings are vibrations and electronic impulses. as such, i can communicate through and with all things, living or otherwise

what do you want to know about the universe

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Tuxedo Catfish
Mar 17, 2007

You've got guts! Come to my village, I'll buy you lunch.
where'd i leave my keys

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

LINKIN PARK


what's it like being an idiot?

memy
Oct 15, 2011

by exmarx
Does jimmy like me?

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
What's up

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]
why am i so tired all the time

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
how's it feel being a usb?

whatis
Jun 6, 2012

Tuxedo Catfish posted:

where'd i leave my keys

in the urinal at the gay bar


Copley Depot posted:

what's it like being an idiot?

you say this jokingly, but given that i am all people and things, i am both an idiot and a genius simultaneously

being an idiot sucks though

Lamebot
Sep 8, 2005

ロボ顔菌~♡
congrats on catching up with the rest of humanity

ohsosad
Feb 11, 2012

Why is every game i play unbalanced in the other guys favour?
Who is this mythical jimmy forum poster memy is refering too?

Ignatius M. Meen
May 26, 2011

Hello yes I heard there was a lovely trainwreck here and...

why can't we all just get along?

DrManiac
Feb 29, 2012

Can I also have some super drugs to become god too?

whatis
Jun 6, 2012

memy posted:

Does jimmy like me?

jimmy likes your friend better and is using you


OMFG FURRY posted:

why am i so tired all the time

you have a thyroid problem, go see a doctor

also diabetes


Gaunab posted:

how's it feel being a usb?

2.0 is poo poo but 3.0 feels sick. moving in the right direction

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
Do you have an electric blue dong, and is it distracting?

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Lucy was a pretty bad movie

whatis
Jun 6, 2012

Lamebot posted:

congrats on catching up with the rest of humanity

congrats on being wrong


ohsosad posted:

Who is this mythical jimmy forum poster memy is refering too?

memy met jimmy at a local bestbuy. they bumped into each other casually and have since developed a one-sided friendship. jimmy sells drugs on ebay


Ignatius M. Meen posted:

why can't we all just get along?

because the rest of humanity only uses 10% of their brain, unlike me, who uses the full 100%


DrManiac posted:

Can I also have some super drugs to become god too?

drugs are bad you shouldn't do them.

but if you insist, contact jimmy on ebay

DrManiac
Feb 29, 2012

How does your mother's milk taste?

whatis
Jun 6, 2012

Das Boo posted:

Do you have an electric blue dong, and is it distracting?

my dong is everything, so it could in theory be electric and blue. my focus is constant, so nothing is distracting

etalian posted:

Lucy was a pretty bad movie

this is a universal falsehood; it is a very good movie that is in no way a gigantic waste of money

DrManiac posted:

How does your mother's milk taste?

not as good as your mother's lol

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
why are you still a virgin

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

whatis posted:

this is a universal falsehood; it is a very good movie that is in no way a gigantic waste of money

lucy takes a wonder drug, turns into a super hero, kills some random asians and then at the very end of the movie turns into USB stick that contains secrets of the universe.

etalian fucked around with this message at 17:35 on Jul 27, 2014

whatis
Jun 6, 2012

EugeneJ posted:

why are you still a virgin

im having sex with everything all the time

etalian posted:

lucky takes a wonder drug, turns into a super hero, kills some random asians and then at the very end of the movie turns into USB stick that contains secrets of the universe.

yeah i knew that

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

whatis posted:

im having sex with everything all the time
was that what that was? i thought it was just bad gas

also, why does sex with you give me gas

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

whatis posted:

im having sex with everything all the time

STOP RAPING ME

porkchop_express
May 27, 2004
which would be better 100% neural capacity or being a skeleton, tia op

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

it must be exhausting and annoying to have to conciously regulate your blood pressue and remember to manually breathe all the time. is it exhausting and annoying to have to consiously regulate your blood pressure and remember to manually breathe all the time?

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

do you have to think about thinking before you can think?

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

im not a neurologist or even remotely intelligent but it seems like having 100% control of your brain would make you inefficient and retarded

plain blue jacket
Jan 13, 2014

IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS
unlocking all of your brain capacity would be impressive if you weren't already a mongoloid

Funkstar Deluxe
May 7, 2007

「☆☆☆」
how gay are you from a scale to 0 to 1

Angry Walrus
Aug 31, 2013

Quinn it
to
Win it.
if you really unlocked your full mental potential then why are you still posting on the somethingawful.com forums?

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
i no longer exist in human form; my thoughts and feelings are vibrations and electronic impulses. as such, i can communicate through and with all things, living or otherwise

what do you want to know about the universe

Posted from my iPad.

Doorknob Slobber
Sep 10, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

lonesomedwarf posted:

im not a neurologist or even remotely intelligent but it seems like having 100% control of your brain would make you inefficient and retarded

makes sense because you do have 100% brain capacity all the time just like the rest of us humans.

Percelus
Sep 9, 2012

My command, your wish is

does god only give cancer to those he doesn't love

Plank Walker
Aug 11, 2005
what's it like to be a gigantic tool?

Deadbeat Poetry
Mar 6, 2004

Sorry if my costume scared you
Why does the poop hurt so bad. It hurts so bad when poop. Poop is all different shape and color.

The poop is growling why.

Deadbeat Poetry fucked around with this message at 18:35 on Jul 27, 2014

Automatic Retard
Oct 21, 2010

PUT THIS WANKSTAIN ON IGNORE
Can I have some of ur acid?






















Please?

whatis
Jun 6, 2012

whoflungpoop posted:

was that what that was? i thought it was just bad gas

also, why does sex with you give me gas

i did that as a joke

Gaunab posted:

STOP RAPING ME

i made you say yes, making it consensual

porkchop_express posted:

which would be better 100% neural capacity or being a skeleton, tia op

i'm everyone's skeleton all the time

lonesomedwarf posted:

it must be exhausting and annoying to have to conciously regulate your blood pressue and remember to manually breathe all the time. is it exhausting and annoying to have to consiously regulate your blood pressure and remember to manually breathe all the time?

ironically, i've been self-regulating all my body's processes for so long that they've become subconscious again

friends watch porn posted:

how gay are you from a scale to 0 to 1

living cells can adapt to become immortal if they believe their surroundings are stable enough; if not, they pass down their genetics through the act of reproduction.

you jest, but given that i am one with all things and am therefore immortal, sex with women is something that no longer interests me. my sexuality is transcendent ("transexual" for short)

Angry Walrus posted:

if you really unlocked your full mental potential then why are you still posting on the somethingawful.com forums?

goons need all the help they can get

Percelus posted:

does god only give cancer to those he doesn't love

yes, you are going to die of cancer

Plank Walker posted:

what's it like to be a gigantic tool?

it feels like being alive

EngineerSean
Feb 9, 2004

by zen death robot
How much do you have to eat to get all that energy? I think I would eat a lot if I had super mental powers.

edit: a LOT

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Harrower
Nov 30, 2002
Who will win the war on anime?!

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