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Virginia Slams
Nov 17, 2012
He was running a little behind

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lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

whos aaterk

Buschmaki
Dec 26, 2012

‿︵‿︵‿︵‿Lean Addict︵‿︵‿︵‿
This joke doesn't make sense. Do you know what running is?

Tokit
Dec 16, 2004

I was doing the composing.
idk

could've been more funny

Whiskey Sours
Jan 25, 2014

Weather proof.
least funny aatrek joke ever

3/5

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

idgi

stuntwaffle
Mar 7, 2007

I wish Starbound was a dick so I could put it in my ass and mouth!
oh i get it he was loving children, took me a minute there op

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

stuntwaffle posted:

oh i get it he was loving children, took me a minute there op

Buschmaki
Dec 26, 2012

‿︵‿︵‿︵‿Lean Addict︵‿︵‿︵‿
Who uses running to mean loving? This joke doesn't make any goddamn sense.

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

woh, if this is true... its not funny

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out
you could have at least gone with "he was getting a little behind"

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
Has anyone found his parachute account? You know he has one.

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
he was fat he could use the exercis imo

Chuck Tanner
Nov 10, 2012

by Lowtax

Jose Oquendo posted:

Has anyone found his parachute account? You know he has one.

mods know

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out

Jose Oquendo posted:

Has anyone found his parachute account? You know he has one. *sweats nervously*

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme

Gum posted:

you could have at least gone with "he was getting a little behind"

Morkyz
Aug 6, 2013

Jose Oquendo posted:

Has anyone found his parachute account? You know he has one.

It's me.

Whiskey Sours
Jan 25, 2014

Weather proof.

Jose Oquendo posted:

Has anyone found his parachute account? You know he has one.

That's exactly the type of thing that aatrek's parachute account would say to take suspicion off himself.

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
hey guys check out my latest article on wwww.startrackcore.org. i take a look at next generation season 4 episode 10 and compare the differences between the original tv broadcast, VHS release, laserdisc, betamax, dvd, and all 5 blu-ray region releases. you won't believe how different they all are.

onedayholiday
Dec 6, 2013

Grimey Drawer
this is turning into a Macarthy era reds under the bed witch hunt. Peds under the bed.

Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:

yes you might even say things were a bit tight for him

and his time at the con was short but sweet

much like his sexual partners

yase

Virginia Slams
Nov 17, 2012

Feranon posted:

yes you might even say things were a bit tight for him

and his time at the con was short but sweet

much like his sexual partners

yase

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




it's someone in the voyager thread. aartrek :love: voyager.

CaptainN
Jul 28, 2004

He was disappointed to learn the special guest was "Seven of Nine", and not "Seven *or* Nine"

Brendan Rodgers
Jun 11, 2014




its not funny since its true

Chamale
Jul 11, 2010

I'm helping!



Jose Oquendo posted:

Has anyone found his parachute account? You know he has one.

Cymbal Monkey
Apr 16, 2009

Lift Your Little Paws Like Antennas to Heaven!
Voted 1 for some how making an unfunny Aatrek joke.

Sexual Velcro
Jun 28, 2008

Grody posted:

He was ruining a little behind

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

Cymbal Monkey posted:

Voted 1 for some how making an unfunny Aatrek joke.

you should not rape children, IMO

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
aatrek should meet up with morally inept and do some serious damage, no one's kids or pets would be safe

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

Jose Oquendo posted:

hey guys check out my latest article on wwww.startrackcore.org. i take a look at next generation season 4 episode 10 and compare the differences between the original tv broadcast, VHS release, laserdisc, betamax, dvd, and all 5 blu-ray region releases. you won't believe how different they all are.

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

Feranon posted:

yes you might even say things were a bit tight for him

and his time at the con was short but sweet

much like his sexual partners

yase

That's a hattrick, bravo.

Shirley Crabtree
Aug 8, 2012
I don't think it's too much of a problem really these things tend to last for the whole weekend and I'm sure he had a great time even if he missed some of it.

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

onedayholiday posted:

Peds under the bed.

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
do you guys think he was raped in prison? inmates don't really like pedos.

Dely Apple
Apr 22, 2006

Sing me Spanish Techno


What do AAtrek and Doobie have in common

Wieners in little buns

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Dely Apple posted:

What do AAtrek and Doobie have in common

Wieners in little buns

:vince:

tiananman
Feb 6, 2005
Non-Headkins Splatoma
It's because he found out "the next generation" something something

Sexual Velcro
Jun 28, 2008

Dely Apple posted:

What do AAtrek and Doobie have in common

Wieners in little buns

5

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ditty bout my clitty
May 28, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Dely Apple posted:

What do AAtrek and Doobie have in common

Wieners in little buns

Thread redeemed

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