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Ok why haven't they made a batman procedural crime drama yet? I mean they just need to do a cold open of someone dying, then show the bat signal before the opening credits. Set it in like the 70's or 80's or whatever before there was good forensics. Then just have batman solve a case, that's unrelated to super villains every week. Or how about a show like the office where all the main cast works at wayne corp, and there is no batman you just see bruce wayne being a business man every now and then.
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# ? Jul 27, 2014 18:30 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 09:46 |
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Id like to take a "batman" to you, op
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# ? Jul 27, 2014 18:34 |
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gas thread, murder OP's parents
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# ? Jul 27, 2014 18:36 |
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Excelzior posted:gas thread, murder OP's parents
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# ? Jul 27, 2014 18:37 |
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wow OP, were gonna get you put on the fast track to hollywood. by this time next week youll be hammering out 5/5 scripts and banging only the finest coke whores. this thread was so impressive that i had to use all my willpower to stop my face from melting like the guy from indiana jones at the sheer ness of this thread kill you're famil
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# ? Jul 27, 2014 18:38 |
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How abut they make a shw. A show about: batman! I just cant get enough of that guy
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# ? Jul 27, 2014 18:40 |
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bruce wayne office show is actually a good idea. not joking.
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# ? Jul 27, 2014 18:41 |
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Can't tell me you don't want to watch batman fight coke lords with 80's synth music playing, gotham vice.
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# ? Jul 27, 2014 18:47 |
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dontcareaboutname posted:Ok why haven't they made a batman procedural crime drama yet? I mean they just need to do a cold open of someone dying, then show the bat signal before the opening credits. Set it in like the 70's or 80's or whatever before there was good forensics. Then just have batman solve a case, that's unrelated to super villains every week. I could get behind this idea if the first half was the Law part where Batman solves the crime & the second half is the Order part where there's a mistrial due to Batman improperly gathering evidence.
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# ? Jul 27, 2014 18:53 |
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Trixie Hardcore posted:I could get behind this idea if the first half was the Law part where Batman solves the crime & the second half is the Order part where there's a mistrial due to Batman improperly gathering evidence. i can get behind this is there is a third part of the episode where batman just hunts them down after the trial and beats them up on the street.
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# ? Jul 27, 2014 18:54 |
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Agreed. Make it the last 5 minutes of every episode.
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# ? Jul 27, 2014 18:56 |
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i forgot to add no robin because gently caress robin. Unless they need someone to yell BATMAN STOP HE"S ALREADY DEAD
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# ? Jul 27, 2014 18:57 |
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dontcareaboutname posted:i forgot to add no robin because gently caress robin. Unless they need someone to yell BATMAN STOP HE"S ALREADY DEAD Make Robin a public defender that gets too close to the case.
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# ? Jul 27, 2014 19:01 |
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trixie i think we just made a show better than gotham, because it actually has batman in it.
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# ? Jul 27, 2014 19:06 |
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The gently caress is a batman?
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# ? Jul 27, 2014 19:39 |
Big Bat Theory: Batman and Fox are nerds that make cool gadgets but are bad at talking to girls and socializing. Batman meets Catwoman, a cool non-nerd girl that lives nearby and he falls in love. Unfortunatly he has a hard time expressing his feelings for her and even after they do get together his habit of staying up late to "fight crime" (he is playing WoW) drives them apart. The Riddler is Batman's arch-nemigeek.
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# ? Jul 27, 2014 19:45 |
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they should make a show were good looking ppl havr sex w/ each other. hot naked sex by attractive ppl on tv can u imagine such a thing. lol crazy but i thinke this idea miiiight just work
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# ? Jul 27, 2014 19:53 |
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They're doing that Gotham show with the kid from th OC do your research idiot
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# ? Jul 27, 2014 20:03 |
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hmm they did that it was cfalled matlock op
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# ? Jul 27, 2014 20:08 |
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# ? Jul 27, 2014 20:22 |
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a show about op would be call bateman bc he masturbates so much and is addicted to madturbating and hees a masturbating even tright now as hes reading about hiw much he masturbates lol bateman coming to a tv near u july 25th
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# ? Jul 27, 2014 20:26 |
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batman is stupid hes not even part bat
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# ? Jul 27, 2014 20:29 |
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Batman leaves the East Coast for a job in Seattle as a radio psychologist
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# ? Jul 27, 2014 20:30 |
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ilikedirt posted:a show about op would be call bateman bc he masturbates so much and is addicted to madturbating and hees a masturbating even tright now as hes reading about hiw much he masturbates lol bateman coming to a tv near u july 25th *alfred answers the front door* i'm sorry, but master bateman is currently practicing his... *alfred looks at the camera, a twinkle in his eye* hand-to-gland combat *end scene*
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# ? Jul 27, 2014 20:32 |
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it should have cucking.
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# ? Jul 27, 2014 20:34 |
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Police Automaton posted:it should have cucking. wow another cucking joke, i hope you get dipped into a vat of sulfuric acid dick first while ernst blofeld cackles manically in the background beside your crying siblings you plebian, this humour is much too unrefined for the goons of SA
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# ? Jul 27, 2014 20:44 |
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stuntwaffle posted:*alfred answers the front door*
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# ? Jul 27, 2014 20:49 |
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Dubsy posted:wow another cucking joke, i hope you get dipped into a vat of sulfuric acid dick first while ernst blofeld cackles manically in the background beside your crying siblings you plebian, this humour is much too unrefined for the goons of SA The Cucked Knight Strikes Again
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# ? Jul 27, 2014 20:50 |
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stuntwaffle posted:*alfred answers the front door* lol gj
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# ? Jul 27, 2014 20:57 |
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Christians Baleman is Jesus, son if Batmans
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# ? Jul 27, 2014 21:08 |
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He's supposed to be the world's greatest detective but think about how incongruous it would be for batman to be picking around some crime scene like Sherlock Holmes. It's goofy. He's wearing the costume... why? I mean maybe he could do undercover crime scene investigation as Bruce Wayne and then go crack heads as batman if necessary, but batman looking through a magnifying glass in some alley is retardo
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# ? Jul 27, 2014 21:12 |
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Machai posted:Big Bat Theory: Batman and Fox are nerds that make cool gadgets but are bad at talking to girls and socializing. Batman meets Catwoman, a cool non-nerd girl that lives nearby and he falls in love. Unfortunatly he has a hard time expressing his feelings for her and even after they do get together his habit of staying up late to "fight crime" (he is playing WoW) drives them apart. The Riddler is Batman's arch-nemigeek. Costarring the joker and bane as howard and raj
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# ? Jul 27, 2014 21:13 |
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tiananman posted:He's supposed to be the world's greatest detective but think about how incongruous it would be for batman to be picking around some crime scene like Sherlock Holmes. It's goofy. He's wearing the costume... why? it would look goofy as gently caress in the silly hard rubber armored militant movie batman costumes where they cant move around much (and some can't even turn their necks), but wouldn't be that weird with an adam west or cartoon batmen styled outfit tldr everything but brooding looks super retarded in the rubber batman outfits also if they wanted batman to zoom in on something they'd just give him a super zooming in bat-lense in his mask c'mon think like a stupid nerdbook movie
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# ? Jul 27, 2014 21:17 |
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Neurolimal posted:it would look goofy as gently caress in the silly hard rubber armored militant movie batman costumes where they cant move around much (and some can't even turn their necks), but wouldn't be that weird with an adam west or cartoon batmen styled outfit detective work never looked silly in the classic batman animated series
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# ? Jul 27, 2014 21:18 |
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# ? Jul 27, 2014 21:23 |
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New Moon Knight is Batman if he admitted he was crazy and has a separate business suit and mask when he's consulting with police on investigations. It's sensible and goony all at once
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# ? Jul 27, 2014 21:23 |
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"Cut my life into pieces, this is my last resort." -Batman
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# ? Jul 27, 2014 21:37 |
TheBlackPharaoh posted:Costarring the joker and bane as howard and raj and Harley as Bernadette
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# ? Jul 27, 2014 23:10 |
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tiananman posted:He's supposed to be the world's greatest detective but think about how incongruous it would be for batman to be picking around some crime scene like Sherlock Holmes. It's goofy. He's wearing the costume... why? He has Detective Vision built into the cowl, dumbass. Try pressing L1.
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# ? Jul 27, 2014 23:28 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 09:46 |
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King of Internet posted:They're doing that Gotham show with the kid from th OC do your research idiot Gotham doesn't have batman in it. Why make a batman tv show with no batman. Ok howabout we do a show like the office but it takes place in the daily bugle and its just JJJ yelling at people and spiderman for 30 minutes.
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