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Alex Jones now sells his own brand of coffee. My mom is an Alex Jones fan. She bought some. Should I drink it? Will it turn me into a paranoid lunatic? It also came with a "9/11 WAS AN INSIDE JOB" bumper sticker 
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Jul 27, 2014 18:57
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Does she have a colloidal silver reusable filter?
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Jul 27, 2014 18:58
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you were warned posted:Alex Jones now sells his own brand of coffee. if you are a afraid coffee will change your world view you already may be a paranoid lunatic.
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Jul 27, 2014 18:58
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well, how is the coffee?
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Jul 27, 2014 18:58
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There is a US flag coming out of that coffee.
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Jul 27, 2014 19:00
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if he doesn't already, he should really be selling freeze dried apocalypse survival food like jim bakker and glenn beck.
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Jul 27, 2014 19:02
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9/11 truther brand coffee the most American thing I've ever seen, what country is it made in?
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Jul 27, 2014 19:03
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Tubgirl Cosplay posted:9/11 truther brand coffee the most American thing I've ever seen, what country is it made in? The intense irony that America's favorite beverage cannot be grown on American soil.
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Jul 27, 2014 19:07
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QUEEN CAUCUS posted:There is a US flag coming out of that coffee. How do you know it's not going into the coffee?
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Jul 27, 2014 19:07
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Germstore posted:The intense irony that America's favorite beverage cannot be grown on American soil. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kona_coffee
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Jul 27, 2014 19:10
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hawaii dumbass
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Jul 27, 2014 19:10
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time to get a new mom
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Jul 27, 2014 19:11
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lol if you think anything west of- say- Montana is really America.
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Jul 27, 2014 19:12
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the title made me think your mom bought Alex Jones a cup o joe at a starbucks or something this is way worse
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Jul 27, 2014 19:13
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Will this coffee turn me into a super-saiyan?
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Jul 27, 2014 19:13
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THAT AINT GROW BACK posted:Will this coffee turn me into a super-gayan?
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Jul 27, 2014 19:13
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At first, I thought this was going to be about a story of your mom seeing Alex Jones in a coffee shop and offering to buy him a cup of a coffee. Now I'm a 9/11 truther. Send help.
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Jul 27, 2014 19:14
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Germstore posted:lol if you think anything west of- say- Montana is really America. I think there are several US states west of Montana, because it's fact.
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Jul 27, 2014 19:15
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Have you tried it yet? I imagine drinking his coffee would allow you to "see" the world for what it really is just like the sunglasses from They Live.
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Jul 27, 2014 19:17
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Davincie posted:well, how is the coffee? I haven't tried it yet. Maybe I will tomorrow! Haverchuck posted:if he doesn't already, he should really be selling freeze dried apocalypse survival food like jim bakker and glenn beck. Oh, he does... he does. Patriot Pantry by My Patriot Supply. Incidentally, my mom bought a bunch of emergency food years ago. She has a couple of pallets of freeze-dried food in the basement, stacked to the ceiling. I can't wait for it to expire in a few years. Tubgirl Cosplay posted:9/11 truther brand coffee the most American thing I've ever seen, what country is it made in? OH MY GOD IT'S GROWN IN MEXICO THEN ROASTED IN THE US BUT STILL THEY TOOK OUR JOBS 
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Jul 27, 2014 19:21
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Germstore posted:lol if you think anything west of- say- Montana is really America. Mostly states that feed places east of Montana.
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Jul 27, 2014 19:22
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you were warned posted:I haven't tried it yet. Maybe I will tomorrow! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=768h3Tz4Qik
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Jul 27, 2014 19:22
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Manifest posted:Mostly states that feed places east of Montana. I'll die before I acknowledge Idaho as a state.
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Jul 27, 2014 19:23
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I'll take the bumper sticker if you don't want it op
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Jul 27, 2014 19:23
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I put the grounds in the coffee maker and some gurgling and other noises happen and then coffee comes out the spout, but when I open the top of the coffee maker THE GROUNDS ARE STILL IN THERE Even a child could see that doesn't make any sense, if coffee comes out of the spout, then the grounds should be dissolved into the water, but they're still there. Clearly someone or some THING is sneaking into my coffee maker and providing the "coffee" from an outside source, which explains the noises that emerge from the machine (last I checked, water doesn't make that distinctive "belching sound." The question is, who or what are they, and what exactly are they putting in my coffee?!?!
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Jul 27, 2014 19:23
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"wake up america" is actually s really funny name for alex jones' coffee
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Jul 27, 2014 19:24
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You should alert your mother to the fact that mr Jones is nothing more than CIA funded disinfo, that's hwy he's a zionist shill scared to name the jew and hires ex Stratfor employees (molly maroney) he also had Bill Cooper murdered because he was about to expose him.
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Jul 27, 2014 19:25
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"organic" "arabica" wtf is this commie muslim poo poo, jones has become a tool of the obamocracy
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Jul 27, 2014 19:27
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my mum brought alex jones coffee unfortunately it was black so he shot it
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Jul 27, 2014 19:29
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Gum posted:my mum brought alex jones coffee
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Jul 27, 2014 19:30
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dontcareaboutname posted:hawaii dumbass any coincidence that's where that kenyan muslim communist claims to be from?
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Jul 27, 2014 19:31
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Does it work with fluoridated water?
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Jul 27, 2014 19:33
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dontcareaboutname posted:hawaii dumbass One time my mom was arguing that Obama isn't really a citizen (this was in the WHERE'S THE LONG-FORM BIRTH CERTIFICATE days). She said, his dad wasn't even a citizen! I said, his mom was, but besides, anyone born on US soil is a citizen. He was born in Hawaii. She said, well, does Hawaii count? YES HAWAII IS AN ACTUAL loving STATE JESUS CHRIST Machai posted:the title made me think your mom bought Alex Jones a cup o joe at a starbucks or something That would involve her leaving the house
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Jul 27, 2014 19:38
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can this coffee be used to create chemtrails?
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Jul 27, 2014 19:39
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She should have gotten some David Icke coffee that allows you to perceive the true form of reptilians
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Jul 27, 2014 19:39
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Is there any Tom Cruise coffee? I bet it makes you so hyper you jump up and down on your couch.
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Jul 27, 2014 19:40
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Inevitable posted:I put the grounds in the coffee maker and some gurgling and other noises happen and then coffee comes out the spout, but when I open the top of the coffee maker THE GROUNDS ARE STILL IN THERE 
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Jul 27, 2014 19:42
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The government is lying about [REDACTED]
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Jul 27, 2014 19:43
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Germstore posted:The intense irony that America's favorite beverage cannot be grown on American soil. What are you talking about I know people who grow hops and barley in their own backyards.
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Jul 27, 2014 19:43
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I like his wikipedia entry that describes him as a "paleoconservative" 
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Jul 27, 2014 19:45
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