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Is Hawaii really a state? Is coffee grown in Hawaii really coffee? Note: Kona referenced in government documents from WWII. Are presidents born in Hawaii really president? Where was Obama conceived? Does life begin at ejaculation? I'm not saying there's a conspiracy. I'm just asking questions.
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# ? Jul 27, 2014 19:46 |
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Kimmalah posted:I like his wikipedia entry that describes him as a "paleoconservative" so he is a conservative dinosaur?
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# ? Jul 27, 2014 19:51 |
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Machai posted:so he is a conservative dinosaur? Pretty much, if by "dinosaur" you mean "really loving old-fashioned about everything"
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# ? Jul 27, 2014 19:53 |
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or more specifically, "pissed off that the civil rights movement succeeded in any way"
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# ? Jul 27, 2014 19:59 |
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Machai posted:Is there any Tom Cruise coffee? I bet it makes you so hyper you jump up and down on your couch. It's called cocaine
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# ? Jul 27, 2014 20:04 |
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saigon_15 posted:It's called cocaine Unmedicated bipolar disorder.
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# ? Jul 27, 2014 20:09 |
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OP, is this your mom? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_c6HsiixFS8
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# ? Jul 27, 2014 20:12 |
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I unironically like Alex Jones.
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# ? Jul 27, 2014 20:18 |
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Greed is eternal posted:I unironically like Alex Jones. I'm sorry about your head injury.
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# ? Jul 27, 2014 20:26 |
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i once tried to find alex jones to listen and laugh at the nutty people but i settled with tuning into coast to coast every once in awhile
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# ? Jul 27, 2014 20:28 |
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OMFG FURRY posted:i once tried to find alex jones to listen and laugh at the nutty people but i settled with tuning into coast to coast every once in awhile same, but spaceghost
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# ? Jul 27, 2014 20:31 |
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Kimmalah posted:Unmedicated bipolar disorder. We sometimes call it self-medicated
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# ? Jul 27, 2014 20:50 |
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When can I buy True Capitalist Radio Ghost brand coffee, not that fat pot-bellied bastard's ripoff coffee!!
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# ? Jul 27, 2014 21:17 |
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If the same person you take political advice, who especially talks about "hidden truths" is also selling something, how do you fail to miss the irony?
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# ? Jul 27, 2014 21:36 |
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you gotta break up with your mom
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# ? Jul 27, 2014 21:37 |
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the top selling item in the infowars shop is a $2 bottle of iodine for $30 http://www.infowarsshop.com/Survival-Shield-X-2_p_1322.html
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# ? Jul 27, 2014 21:37 |
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irreconcilable difference
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# ? Jul 27, 2014 21:37 |
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If civilization breaks down just target your local Mormons, they keep a years food supply and have multiple nubile young daughters and a well kept home
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# ? Jul 27, 2014 21:47 |
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Shasta Orange Soda posted:the top selling item in the infowars shop is a $2 bottle of iodine for $30 The description for that is huge and says almost nothing at the same time.
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# ? Jul 27, 2014 21:54 |
Shasta Orange Soda posted:the top selling item in the infowars shop is a $2 bottle of iodine for $30 quick! buy it while it's on sale!
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# ? Jul 27, 2014 22:08 |
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Kimmalah posted:The description for that is huge and says almost nothing at the same time. lmao "Experience the benefits of next level proprietary nascent iodine, developed using our Thermodynamic Pressure Sensitive High Energy Sound Pulse Nano-Emulsion Technology that allows for a highly unique nascent iodine that is both concentrated and free of unwanted additives and genetically modified ingredients. We even pre-screen our Survival Shield X-2™ iodine for radiation during our quality control phase." Translation: "We are selling iodine." Also they keep saying it's GMO-free. Of COURSE it's GMO-free it's A loving ELEMENT JESUS
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# ? Jul 27, 2014 22:10 |
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jarvis cocker posted:you gotta break up with your mom She brought up Ron Paul during Christmas dinner once
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# ? Jul 27, 2014 22:13 |
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Machai posted:so he is a conservative dinosaur? it means they are a pat robertson conservative instead of a neocon if you think that's a better thing i've got a bottle of iodine to sell you
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# ? Jul 27, 2014 22:13 |
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i'm drinking kona coffee right now. lion brand. err, 10 percent kona. tastes ok.
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# ? Jul 27, 2014 22:24 |
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Am I just imagining a USDA mention on that label? Would the USDA approve coffee that doesn't have sedating chemicals in it?
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# ? Jul 27, 2014 22:28 |
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Step 1 create a fanbase of rabid fans that ignore logic by appealing to their fears and irrational emotions Step 2 tell them everyone is lying to them or ignorant of the truth (except you) Step 3 sell them poo poo at a huge mark up
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# ? Jul 27, 2014 22:29 |
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Otacon posted:At first, I thought this was going to be about a story of your mom seeing Alex Jones in a coffee shop and offering to buy him a cup of a coffee.
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# ? Jul 27, 2014 22:52 |
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What does "nascent" mean in the context of iodine? It just decayed from antimony? edit: Oh, it decays to antimony not from. Question still stands.
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# ? Jul 27, 2014 23:00 |
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you were warned posted:lmao I'm so glad my iodine isn't genetically modified, what a relief.
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# ? Jul 27, 2014 23:02 |
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Moridin920 posted:Step 1 create a fanbase of rabid fans that ignore logic by appealing to their fears and irrational emotions yuuuuup. I spotted an Alex Jones DVD called THE OBAMA DECEPTION on her shelf, and another one I can't remember, maybe TERRORSTORM. (And a DVD of Loose Change. Even recently, she said something about 9/11, then added, "if you believe the 9/11 story.") She occasionally buys weird poo poo, supplements and stuff, and I see some of them are in the Alex Jones store. She chokes down this Tangy Tangerine poo poo every morning, even though she can barely stand the taste. A tub of it is $50. It's... vitamins. It's funny on the surface, but really, it's sad watching someone you love descend into paranoid fury.
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# ? Jul 27, 2014 23:48 |
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you were warned posted:yuuuuup. My dad likes to go on rants about BIG PHARMA and their conspiracies, so I know how you feel.
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# ? Jul 27, 2014 23:58 |
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brylcreem posted:OP, is this your mom? Everywhere we look, the visible spectrum is rainbows. This cannot be natural
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 01:01 |
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I'm so sorry OP. I'm really terribly sorry.
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 01:15 |
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you were warned posted:lmao i've never heard of anyone caring about iodine as anything other than a water purifier to keep with them on long hikes in case poo poo gets bad. what the gently caress.
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 01:19 |
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Cannot Find Server posted:i've never heard of anyone caring about iodine as anything other than a water purifier to keep with them on long hikes in case poo poo gets bad. what the gently caress. Since this is Alex Jones we're talking about here, it's probably intended to be kept on hand as a protective measure against radioactive fallout. Which they're probably hinting at with "supplementing with pure nascent iodine may provide sufficient iodine so that the body does not need to absorb iodine from other, perhaps less pure, sources." Even though usually potassium iodide is used for that. I guess it's good if you don't want to eat that evil iodized salt!
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 01:37 |
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i had an uncle who did the colloidal silver thing for maybe a few years and he turned a greyish blue colour. it was sort of funny because he used to have a big white beard and we called him papa smurf pretty sure he's stopped now
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 01:46 |
what would seriously unironically be fantastic is if the CIA poisoned all the alex jones coffee and all his retarded followers died
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 01:52 |
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USDA? Co-op? Arabica? How can a true patriot like Jones support it? The name is clever, but why doesn't it say anything about opening your eyes on the front?
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 02:06 |
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Op should have their mother sectioned. She's nuts and, if we're honest, probably really annoying yet also boring. Better off without. Sev.
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 02:11 |
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Machai posted:the title made me think your mom bought Alex Jones a cup o joe at a starbucks or something
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