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King of Internet
Nov 16, 2013

High King Internet of Internet
He's at the bat at Denny 's now with his trashy girlfriend should I poo poo on his car

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MMOs & Welfare
Jan 24, 2007

by Lowtax
if you gently caress with another mans car out of spite your man card will get revoked

Dandywalken
Feb 11, 2014

MMOs & Welfare posted:

if you gently caress with another mans car out of spite your man card will get revoked

Disagree

poo poo all over everything

BHB
Aug 28, 2011

King of Internet posted:

He's at the bat at Denny 's now with his trashy girlfriend should I poo poo on his car

poo poo on his girlfriend

King of Internet
Nov 16, 2013

High King Internet of Internet

bonus hole boy posted:

poo poo on his girlfriend

I can't take her to dennys bc she's already there

free Trapt CD
Aug 22, 2013

*~:coffeepal:~*
I've got plenty of java
and Chesterfield Kings

*~:h:~*

MMOs & Welfare posted:

gently caress another mans car

Bold Robot
Jan 6, 2009

Be brave.



go order a moons over my hammy

it won't gently caress with the ricer dude but it will taste real good

Escape_GOAT
May 20, 2004

Bold Robot posted:

go order a moons over my hammy

it won't gently caress with the ricer dude but it will taste real good

And it will make him poo poo all over everything.

King of Internet
Nov 16, 2013

High King Internet of Internet
Good

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010
Just shoot at him like a real American. If you're not American I'm sorry for you and being cut off is the least of your problems

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Put a banana in his tailpipe OP.

Death By Yogurt
Apr 3, 2007

He's eating at Dennys, that's punishment enough.

Machai
Feb 21, 2013

buy rice, put it in his gas tank

lol rice burner

King of Internet
Nov 16, 2013

High King Internet of Internet

Death By Yogurt posted:

He's eating at Dennys, that's punishment enough.

He's at the bar

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

poo poo all over you own car. When he comes out of Denny's he'll see it and be all scared because holy poo poo, you just poo poo allover your own car, what are you gonna do to his?

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
Find something heavy, walk into Denny's and hit him in the back of the loving head with it, drop it, and walk out.

poopzilla
Nov 23, 2004

your denny's has a batting cage? super jelly

porkchop_express
May 27, 2004
give him a proper cucking

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien
colapse across his table, lift your legs over your head and poo poo on yourself

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010
Pinch his butt and look in his girlfriend's eyes and say : "You better be good to him or I'm taking him back"

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich
Give him ebola. That'd teach a lesson

Frijolero
Jan 24, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
Get him an SA account so he can suffer your poo poo posting op

killaer
Aug 4, 2007
If you don't think rice burners are cool you are literally retarded, maybe even a subhuman. Welp, hope this helps, enjoy your trip to rice city customs.

Be respectful of his gf im sure he's a cool cat

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

steal his v-tec, type r, and any other decals he has. that'll piss him off more than anything imo


<--- regretfully a former ricer (i stopped when i almost died the second time)

Hellsau
Jan 14, 2010

NEVER FUCKING TAKE A NIGHT OFF CLAN WARS.

Pawn 17 posted:

Put a banana in his tailpipe OP.

Put your penis in his tailpipe OP. gently caress his car. Cum inside and when his car gives birth, try to get full custody.

Sexual Velcro
Jun 28, 2008
slash his tires and/or throat

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




cuck him

Carol Pizzamom
Jul 13, 2006

a bear you feed is a bear and a steed

old dog child posted:

steal his v-tec, type r, and any other decals he has. that'll piss him off more than anything imo


<--- regretfully a former ricer (i stopped when i almost died the second time)

swap his decals with a hyundai badge

Carol Pizzamom
Jul 13, 2006

a bear you feed is a bear and a steed
driving fast in traffic is dumb. theres plenty of empty roads for people to kill themselves in

lovestick
Feb 11, 2006

~30303030303~


Put a sticker on his car

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
neat

King of Internet
Nov 16, 2013

High King Internet of Internet

lovestick posted:

Put a sticker on his car



I think it actually was a Honda tbh

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

Actually gently caress AI go ahead and gently caress with a man's car

bigzak
Aug 15, 2003
i would go with be an adult and move on






























j/k destroy his life

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

slightly burnt rice is very good. if you wantto taste what being asian tastes like cool a big bowl's worth of rice in a pot and season it with nothing but the crumbled burnt rice from the bottom of the pot

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
Stay on his right side and tap him on the left shoulder. When he looks to the left, burn down the Denny's and barricade all the exits.

Kimmalah
Nov 14, 2005

Basically just a baby in a trenchcoat.


King of Internet posted:

I can't take her to dennys bc she's already there

take her to waffle house, that'll show em

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
steal his girlfriend

Death By Yogurt
Apr 3, 2007

let him feel your goon wrath and do something super passive aggressive

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90s Solo Cup
Feb 22, 2011

To understand the cup
He must become the cup



need pics of ricer and gf

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