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how many plots in this show would be resolved in a normal way if it took place 10-15 years later and everyone had smartphones
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# ? Jul 27, 2014 22:28 |
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your quite insightful good sir
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# ? Jul 27, 2014 22:33 |
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FordPRefectLL posted:how many plots in this show would be resolved in a normal way if it took place 10-15 years later and everyone had smartphones None? You get what comedy is right? Hobohemian fucked around with this message at 22:36 on Jul 27, 2014 |
# ? Jul 27, 2014 22:34 |
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GEORGE IS GETTING NO RECEPTION!!!!
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# ? Jul 27, 2014 22:34 |
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# ? Jul 27, 2014 22:34 |
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Don't, just go straight to Curb Your Enthusiasm.
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# ? Jul 27, 2014 22:36 |
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Hobohemian posted:None? You get what comedy is right? no i was gonna watch this for the true to life relationship drama i can really see a bunch of myself in
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# ? Jul 27, 2014 22:38 |
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FordPRefectLL posted:no i was gonna watch this for the true to life relationship drama i can really see a bunch of myself in Sounds about right given your posting.
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# ? Jul 27, 2014 22:39 |
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humor is just agreeing with someone right i humor you
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# ? Jul 27, 2014 22:40 |
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i picture OP as sort of a newman kind of guy
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# ? Jul 27, 2014 22:41 |
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never really watched seinfeld because i can't stand laugh tracks
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# ? Jul 27, 2014 22:42 |
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i'm 26 tho
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# ? Jul 27, 2014 22:42 |
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Hey, in "Some like it Hot" wouldn't a train car fool of girls notice two large men in drag? I mean, wouldn't they have been kicked off and caught and killed when they met the mafia in Florida? Why do people think this movie is funny?
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# ? Jul 27, 2014 22:42 |
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Just imagine little house on the prairie with future tech. I mean it wouldn't even be a show now guys.
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# ? Jul 27, 2014 22:42 |
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if only charles ingalls had a brita water filter
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# ? Jul 27, 2014 22:44 |
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appropriatemetaphor posted:never really watched seinfeld because i can't stand laugh tracks happyhippy posted:Don't, just go straight to Curb Your Enthusiasm.
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# ? Jul 27, 2014 22:50 |
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happyhippy posted:Don't, just go straight to Curb Your Enthusiasm.
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# ? Jul 27, 2014 23:04 |
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geoge and the bubble boy could get into a moops/moors wikipedia edit fight epic simply epic
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# ? Jul 27, 2014 23:06 |
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i think seinfeld is better than curb
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# ? Jul 27, 2014 23:07 |
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curb is really really really good but seinfeld is better
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# ? Jul 27, 2014 23:08 |
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FordPRefectLL posted:how many plots in this show would be resolved in a normal way if it took place 10-15 years later and everyone had smartphones like all of them
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# ? Jul 27, 2014 23:08 |
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About to start watching seinfeld for the first time don't just don't
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# ? Jul 27, 2014 23:09 |
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heres a wrong opinion every thread has'm
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# ? Jul 27, 2014 23:12 |
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"she never calls me, jerry." "what do you mean, she never calls?" "she never calls normally, it's always facetime." "always?" "always." "facetime only?" "yep."
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# ? Jul 27, 2014 23:12 |
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don't give up during the first couple seasons, their pacing is kind of off and the episodes haven't aged as well
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# ? Jul 27, 2014 23:38 |
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Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:"she never calls me, jerry." I would watch this.
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 01:26 |
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ban op
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 01:33 |
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GEORGE: It's over, Jerry! Over! She found it! JERRY: Found what? GEORGE: My waifu. And it wasn't even presentable. It was a Saturday, a day before I take it to the laundry every week. That's what bothers me, Jerry. She found it in its dirtiest, most cum-encrusted state! There's no way now! JERRY: *half-listening* Dirty waifu, no way. GEORGE: I got it. I tell her the waifu was yours. You come by, pick it up. Problem solved! JERRY: I'm not touching your waifu. You just said how cummy it was. I'm not taking that thing out to the car. GEORGE: Ah, c'mon Jerry! The waifu! I need you for the waifu! JERRY: I said I'm not touching the waifu. GEORGE: Ya'gotta touch the waifu! Touch the waifu Jerry!
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 01:34 |
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What if, Seinfeld took place not in the 90s but in current day times? I'd imagine the plot lines would be about the same, but instead of referencing things from the 90s they would instead reference things from our contemporary lives such as e.g. hashtags and apps and such
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 01:36 |
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Bolian Blues posted:What if, Seinfeld took place not in the 90s but in current day times? I'd imagine the plot lines would be about the same, but instead of referencing things from the 90s they would instead reference things from our contemporary lives such as e.g. hashtags and apps and such omg stfu, plox.
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 01:38 |
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[scene opens in Jerry's apartment with Jerry and George. Elaine walks in dragging a large box] Elaine: "Jesus Jerry what the hell is this? This package was outside in your lobby." [Jerry peeks at the label] Jerry: "I didn't order anything, and the return label is in...Chinese? Japanese? I can't read it." [George shrugs] George: "Maybe someone stole your identity? Either way, you should open it up and see what it is." [Jerry puts the box down and goes rummaging through some drawers] Jerry: "Where are my scissors? Did Kramer borrow them again?!" [Elaine sighs and plops down on the couch] Elaine: "Ugh, they are working me to the bone! The deadlines are killing me. I haven't even had time to get groceries, I just keep getting take out!" George: "I can tell, you look a little bloated from all the sodium" [Elaine groans and runs to look in the mirror in Jerry's bathroom] Elaine: "Ugh I look awful, I've barely slept and I've even resorted to using Tinder for dates." Jerry: "Tinder? What is that some sort of dating service?" [Elaine comes back into the front room] Elaine: "Ugh, I wish. It's just a bunch of 23 year olds who message you at 2 in the morning asking to smash." George: "Smash?" Elaine: "Smash! Who the hell says smash?! It sounds so violent! Jerry: "Can you imagine? Hey, it's 2 AM you want to come over to my place and smash? Can't they use something less forceful. Maybe say...rock? Let's rock!" George: "Rock?!" Elaine: "Rock, what is this the 70s? Let's rock bro hur hur hur" [Door opens up and Kramer slides in, laugh track] Kramer: "Hey I see you got my package!" Jerry: "Your package? It was addressed to me!" Kramer: "I know, I couldn't use my name on it. That's a well known Japanese company and there's a few Japanese people in the building." Jerry: "What the hell is it?" [shakes box] "It's gotta be at least 50 pounds!" [Kramer tears the box open and unwraps some plastic] Kramer: "65 pounds, actually. 65 pounds of lifelike polyurethane. It's a real doll!" [Kramer turns the real doll around to face everyone. George jumps back in fright.] George: "Jesus!" Elaine: "A real doll?" Kramer: "A real doll." Jerry: "How can a doll be real? It can't be both! It can only be real, or a doll. Saying real doll is an oxymoron!" Kramer: "It's great! It feels real, it looks real, and you never have to worry about her complaining you don't clean!" [Kramer waggles his eyebrow and nudges George with the doll's arm. George recoils in terror] "If you'll excuse me, we've got to do some....getting to know each other."
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 01:40 |
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I can't really get into Seinfeld but I really like Curb Your Enthusiasm.
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 01:40 |
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jerry i accidentally tweeted my junk right after i got out of the pool #shrinkage
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 01:42 |
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Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:"she never calls me, jerry."
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 01:44 |
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Izumi Konata posted:[scene opens in Jerry's apartment with Jerry and George. Elaine walks in dragging a large box] wow have you ever considered producing an anime
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 01:48 |
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KRAMER: NIGGERS
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 01:50 |
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happyhippy posted:Don't, just go straight to killing you're self.
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 01:50 |
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What's the deal with whats the deal with whats the deal with whats the deal with whats the deal with airplane food?????
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 02:06 |
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http://seinquest2000.com/
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 02:08 |
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what's the deal with airline food? i gotta pay for it now so i just don't eat anything
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