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Miltank
Dec 27, 2009

by XyloJW
I hope that every Muslim world wide has to fast another day so I don't have to fill in for my buddy at work tomorrow.

I guess if they don't see the moon before the sun sets then it doesn't count or something and they have to do a whole nother day which seems pretty weird to me but this isn't a thread to rip on Muslims in.

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Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
more moon for the moon god

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
m-o-o-n that spells hamas

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
are we gonna do a something awful solidarity fast like last year?

Harrower
Nov 30, 2002

Jose Oquendo posted:

are we gonna do a something awful solidarity fast like last year?

I will forgo butt chugging tonight in goon solidarity of ramadan

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

oh gently caress i forgot to worship allah again this year

crap

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

Idiot Syncratic posted:

oh gently caress i forgot to worship allah again this year

crap

don't worry i'm sure a faithful muslim will fly a plane into your home as a friendly reminder

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

Jose Oquendo posted:

don't worry i'm sure a faithful muslim will fly a plane into your home as a friendly reminder

I live on a houseboat, will he crash a seaplane into my home, or is that asking for too much?

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



lotta apostasy itt

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax
Ramendan, the most holy month for poor college students.

naem
May 29, 2011

BigBoss posted:

Ramendan, the most holy month for poor college students.

Smoking Crow
Feb 14, 2012

*laughs at u*

Inshallah.

guidoanselmi
Feb 6, 2008

I thought my ideas were so clear. I wanted to make an honest post. No lies whatsoever.

hth kafirs,

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy
While i dont usually recommend Denny's, a Moons over My Hammy is a pretty legit breakfast sandwich

Subliminal Sauce
Apr 6, 2010

Spreading freedom and spreading it thick; that's just a thing us right-wing nutjobs do!
Nah. Ramadan is like teh juggalo Gathering so we got a few more weeks of intolerable poo poo

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

there is no god but Allah and Mohammad(pbuh) is his prophet

Queering Wheel
Jun 18, 2011


fasting is retarded

Dubsy
Jul 17, 2014

THS posted:

there is no god but Allah and Mohammad(pbuh) is his prophet

feds watching

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

the Federal government doesnt actively monitor people just for expressing Muslim beliefs, that would be against the first amendment and courts have ruled against such targeted surveillance

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

Jose Oquendo posted:

are we gonna do a something awful solidarity fast like last year?

lol you fags

Dubsy
Jul 17, 2014

THS posted:

the Federal government doesnt actively monitor people just for expressing Muslim beliefs, that would be against the first amendment and courts have ruled against such targeted surveillance

well
you saw me coming didn't you

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

im gonna eat some dolmas and grill some lamb to express solidarity with eid

Guy Fleegman
Jul 8, 2009

by XyloJW
It's never over.

Fairly passive
Nov 4, 2012

Not as productive as I should be
It's over here.

The Saudi Royal Court announced on Sunday that Monday (July 28) is the first day of Shawwal 1435 H and the first day of Eid Al-Fitr.

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

Miltank posted:

this isn't a thread to rip on Muslims in.

thats every thread broseph. gently caress em. palestine especially

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

THS posted:

there is no god but Allah and Mohammad(pbuh) is his prophet

فَإِذَا لَقِيتُمُ الَّذِينَ كَفَرُوا فَضَرْبَ الرِّقَابِ حَتَّىٰ إِذَا
أَثْخَنتُمُوهُمْ فَشُدُّوا الْوَثَاقَ فَإِمَّا مَنًّا بَعْدُ وَإِمَّا فِدَاءً حَتَّىٰ
تَضَعَ الْحَرْبُ أَوْزَارَهَا ۚ ذَٰلِكَ وَلَوْ يَشَاءُ اللَّهُ لَانتَصَرَ مِنْهُمْ
وَلَٰكِن لِّيَبْلُوَ بَعْضَكُم بِبَعْضٍ ۗ وَالَّذِينَ قُتِلُوا فِي سَبِيلِ
اللَّهِ فَلَن يُضِلَّ أَعْمَالَهُمْ

So when you meet those who disbelieve [in battle], strike [their] necks until, when you have inflicted slaughter upon them, then secure their bonds, and either [confer] favor afterwards or ransom [them] until the war lays down its burdens. That [is the command]. And if Allah had willed, He could have taken vengeance upon them [Himself], but [He ordered armed struggle] to test some of you by means of others. And those who are killed in the cause of Allah - never will He waste their deeds.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
you can take my penis and ramadan your throat

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Robo Reagan posted:

فَإِذَا لَقِيتُمُ الَّذِينَ كَفَرُوا فَضَرْبَ الرِّقَابِ حَتَّىٰ إِذَا
أَثْخَنتُمُوهُمْ فَشُدُّوا الْوَثَاقَ فَإِمَّا مَنًّا بَعْدُ وَإِمَّا فِدَاءً حَتَّىٰ
تَضَعَ الْحَرْبُ أَوْزَارَهَا ۚ ذَٰلِكَ وَلَوْ يَشَاءُ اللَّهُ لَانتَصَرَ مِنْهُمْ
وَلَٰكِن لِّيَبْلُوَ بَعْضَكُم بِبَعْضٍ ۗ وَالَّذِينَ قُتِلُوا فِي سَبِيلِ
اللَّهِ فَلَن يُضِلَّ أَعْمَالَهُمْ

So when you meet those who disbelieve [in battle], strike [their] necks until, when you have inflicted slaughter upon them, then secure their bonds, and either [confer] favor afterwards or ransom [them] until the war lays down its burdens. That [is the command]. And if Allah had willed, He could have taken vengeance upon them [Himself], but [He ordered armed struggle] to test some of you by means of others. And those who are killed in the cause of Allah - never will He waste their deeds.

yeah but if you are supposed to kill all the unbelievers how can you tax them extra

OwlBot 2000
Jun 1, 2009
Ramadan isn't just a holiday, Miltank, it's a way of life. May the spirit of Ramadan stay wit u 24/7, 365 :D

Miltank
Dec 27, 2009

by XyloJW

THS posted:

yeah but if you are supposed to kill all the unbelievers how can you tax them extra

or inslave their firstborn sons into your army?

Centrist Dad
Nov 13, 2007

When I see your posting
College Slice
It is time for radaman.

Corey Plumper
Nov 22, 2008

Jose Oquendo posted:

are we gonna do a something awful solidarity fast like last year?

I won't jack off tonight

Notmypants
Jan 3, 2014

Pants pants moose pants.

Corey Plumper posted:

I won't jack off tonight

Yeah you are. Don't lie during Ramadan.

SplitSoul
Dec 31, 2000

Miltank posted:

this isn't a thread to rip on Muslims in.

but that's every thread!

mo hammed mo problems :fiesta:

edit: lol didn't even see blue raider's post, go figure

THS posted:

there is no god but Allah and Mohammad(pbuh) is his prophet

post this two more times to officially convert to islam

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

great resource
شكرا اَخِيْ

Miltank
Dec 27, 2009

by XyloJW

haha eat poo poo coolie you are going to work tomorrow.

guidoanselmi
Feb 6, 2008

I thought my ideas were so clear. I wanted to make an honest post. No lies whatsoever.

nope

Miltank
Dec 27, 2009

by XyloJW
gently caress

Corey Plumper
Nov 22, 2008

Notmypants posted:

Yeah you are. Don't lie during Ramadan.

I was just going to but then I remembered my promise.

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whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

Miltank posted:

gently caress
no swearing in mohamad (pbuh) thrad

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