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I hope that every Muslim world wide has to fast another day so I don't have to fill in for my buddy at work tomorrow. I guess if they don't see the moon before the sun sets then it doesn't count or something and they have to do a whole nother day which seems pretty weird to me but this isn't a thread to rip on Muslims in.
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 01:55 |
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more moon for the moon god
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 01:56 |
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m-o-o-n that spells hamas
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 02:02 |
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are we gonna do a something awful solidarity fast like last year?
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 02:05 |
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Jose Oquendo posted:are we gonna do a something awful solidarity fast like last year? I will forgo butt chugging tonight in goon solidarity of ramadan
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 02:15 |
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oh gently caress i forgot to worship allah again this year crap
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 02:30 |
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Idiot Syncratic posted:oh gently caress i forgot to worship allah again this year don't worry i'm sure a faithful muslim will fly a plane into your home as a friendly reminder
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 02:32 |
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Jose Oquendo posted:don't worry i'm sure a faithful muslim will fly a plane into your home as a friendly reminder I live on a houseboat, will he crash a seaplane into my home, or is that asking for too much?
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 02:34 |
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lotta apostasy itt
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 02:38 |
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Ramendan, the most holy month for poor college students.
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 02:42 |
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BigBoss posted:Ramendan, the most holy month for poor college students.
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 02:51 |
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Inshallah.
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 02:59 |
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hth kafirs,
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 03:03 |
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While i dont usually recommend Denny's, a Moons over My Hammy is a pretty legit breakfast sandwich
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 03:10 |
Nah. Ramadan is like teh juggalo Gathering so we got a few more weeks of intolerable poo poo
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 03:14 |
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there is no god but Allah and Mohammad(pbuh) is his prophet
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 03:16 |
fasting is retarded
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 03:17 |
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THS posted:there is no god but Allah and Mohammad(pbuh) is his prophet feds watching
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 03:18 |
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the Federal government doesnt actively monitor people just for expressing Muslim beliefs, that would be against the first amendment and courts have ruled against such targeted surveillance
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 03:19 |
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Jose Oquendo posted:are we gonna do a something awful solidarity fast like last year? lol you fags
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 03:19 |
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THS posted:the Federal government doesnt actively monitor people just for expressing Muslim beliefs, that would be against the first amendment and courts have ruled against such targeted surveillance well you saw me coming didn't you
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 03:20 |
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im gonna eat some dolmas and grill some lamb to express solidarity with eid
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 03:21 |
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It's never over.
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 03:29 |
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It's over here. The Saudi Royal Court announced on Sunday that Monday (July 28) is the first day of Shawwal 1435 H and the first day of Eid Al-Fitr.
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 04:09 |
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Miltank posted:this isn't a thread to rip on Muslims in. thats every thread broseph. gently caress em. palestine especially
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 04:10 |
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THS posted:there is no god but Allah and Mohammad(pbuh) is his prophet فَإِذَا لَقِيتُمُ الَّذِينَ كَفَرُوا فَضَرْبَ الرِّقَابِ حَتَّىٰ إِذَا أَثْخَنتُمُوهُمْ فَشُدُّوا الْوَثَاقَ فَإِمَّا مَنًّا بَعْدُ وَإِمَّا فِدَاءً حَتَّىٰ تَضَعَ الْحَرْبُ أَوْزَارَهَا ۚ ذَٰلِكَ وَلَوْ يَشَاءُ اللَّهُ لَانتَصَرَ مِنْهُمْ وَلَٰكِن لِّيَبْلُوَ بَعْضَكُم بِبَعْضٍ ۗ وَالَّذِينَ قُتِلُوا فِي سَبِيلِ اللَّهِ فَلَن يُضِلَّ أَعْمَالَهُمْ So when you meet those who disbelieve [in battle], strike [their] necks until, when you have inflicted slaughter upon them, then secure their bonds, and either [confer] favor afterwards or ransom [them] until the war lays down its burdens. That [is the command]. And if Allah had willed, He could have taken vengeance upon them [Himself], but [He ordered armed struggle] to test some of you by means of others. And those who are killed in the cause of Allah - never will He waste their deeds.
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 04:12 |
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you can take my penis and ramadan your throat
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 04:14 |
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Robo Reagan posted:فَإِذَا لَقِيتُمُ الَّذِينَ كَفَرُوا فَضَرْبَ الرِّقَابِ حَتَّىٰ إِذَا yeah but if you are supposed to kill all the unbelievers how can you tax them extra
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 04:24 |
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Ramadan isn't just a holiday, Miltank, it's a way of life. May the spirit of Ramadan stay wit u 24/7, 365
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 04:34 |
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THS posted:yeah but if you are supposed to kill all the unbelievers how can you tax them extra or inslave their firstborn sons into your army?
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 04:37 |
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It is time for radaman.
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 04:42 |
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Jose Oquendo posted:are we gonna do a something awful solidarity fast like last year? I won't jack off tonight
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 04:43 |
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Corey Plumper posted:I won't jack off tonight Yeah you are. Don't lie during Ramadan.
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 04:57 |
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Miltank posted:this isn't a thread to rip on Muslims in. but that's every thread! mo hammed mo problems edit: lol didn't even see blue raider's post, go figure THS posted:there is no god but Allah and Mohammad(pbuh) is his prophet post this two more times to officially convert to islam
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 05:09 |
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guidoanselmi posted:hth kafirs, great resource شكرا اَخِيْ
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 05:13 |
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guidoanselmi posted:hth kafirs, haha eat poo poo coolie you are going to work tomorrow.
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 05:16 |
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nope
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 07:05 |
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gently caress
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 07:15 |
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Notmypants posted:Yeah you are. Don't lie during Ramadan. I was just going to but then I remembered my promise.
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 07:26 |
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Miltank posted:gently caress
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 07:59 |