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whoflungpoop posted:no swearing in mohamad (pbuh) thrad يَا أَيُّهَا الَّذِينَ آمَنُوا لَا تَقُولُوا رَاعِنَا وَقُولُوا انظُرْنَا وَاسْمَعُوا وَلِلْكَافِرِينَ عَذَابٌ أَلِيمٌ O ye of Faith! Say not (to the Messenger) words of ambiguous import, but words of respect; and hearken (to him): To those without Faith is a grievous punishment.
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Ramadan Mubarak to all you Muslim goons, hope you have a great Eid 
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Jul 28, 2014 08:21
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كل عام وأنتم بخير GBS! I can go to the gym in daylight hours again, fantastic! Hate training without a bottle of water to hand.
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Jul 28, 2014 08:31
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Fairly passive posted:كل عام وأنتم بخير You go too the gym while fasting?
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Jul 28, 2014 09:40
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plain blue jacket posted:You go to the gym while fasting? No, but some people do. I go in the evening, so I can drink water and have some whey protein afterwards.
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Jul 28, 2014 10:07
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Which do you like better Mr Pbuh or Dr Pepper?
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Jul 28, 2014 12:19
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Gaunab posted:you can take my penis and ramadan your throat
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Jul 28, 2014 12:25
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this explains why the Pakistani shop has been closed the last while..
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Jul 28, 2014 12:36
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Fairly passive posted:No, but some people do. I go in the evening, so I can drink water and have some whey protein afterwards. Me too. This way I can get a little more definition in my lats, In'shallah.
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Jul 28, 2014 12:49
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lol if you don't think western muslims are the broest of bros, you're basically issued a guido card the second you hit high school. ofc they keep working out. unless you're one of the religious ones, but they don't have computers. or souls, if that look in their eyes means anything at all
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Jul 28, 2014 14:00
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imagine trying to find parking for a fireworks show, but instead of fireworks you listen to a bunch of dudes imitate bagpipes into a microphone for an hour. you are now a muslim. Eid mubarak.
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Jul 28, 2014 14:05
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Are Muslims really not allowed to drink water, even? That seems super dangerous, I think you should stay hydrated regardless of what the creator of the universe says about it. That's just my opinion as a non-Muslim though.
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Jul 28, 2014 14:40
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Faux-rear end Nonsense posted:this explains why the Pakistani shop has been closed the last while.. just buy your pakistanis online. easy
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Jul 28, 2014 15:24
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Bolian Blues posted:Are Muslims really not allowed to drink water, even? That seems super dangerous, I think you should stay hydrated regardless of what the creator of the universe says about it. That's just my opinion as a non-Muslim though. no you can drink water during ramadan anyway if i could time travel i'd like to be sent back in time to be a 17th century ottoman vizier, growing fat off the milk of the land and loving dozens of sexy, chubby lebanese broads. thats my muslim story.
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Jul 28, 2014 15:33
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lebanese girls are cuties but they all invariably turn into short pear-shaped hijab wearing soccer moms, no matter what they looked like, ate, or their original height i assume there's some kind of molt that happens around 40-something
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Jul 28, 2014 15:40
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I'm at an embassy and we were supposed to have monday off. Now since the moon didnt show, all Muslim workers have the day off but all nonmuslims have to come in today. We do get tomorrow and the next day off if the moon shows today but those lucky bastards get a 5 day weekend.
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Jul 28, 2014 15:51
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i had roast pork last night in celebration
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Jul 28, 2014 15:53
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tranime scholar posted:just buy your pakistanis online. easy I use Ramazon.
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Jul 28, 2014 16:04
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Fandyien posted:no you can drink water during ramadan This depends, a lot of muslims won't even drink water during Ramadan. Then they feel like poo poo all day and expect you to pick up the slack. Fasting should be a fireable offense really. Making or allowing children to fast should count as child abuse and parents convicted should have their children taken away.
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Jul 28, 2014 16:21
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uhh as a Muslim NO you cannot drink water or eat from sun up to sun down during Ramadan . but lol if you fast . Albania for life
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Jul 28, 2014 16:37
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what did muslim sonic the hedgehog say at sun up during ramadan?
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Jul 28, 2014 21:46
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i thought water was cool along with things like life sustaining medicines. guess not. religion is dumb. i know exceptions are made in ramadan for people who aren't healthy but still, poo poo was invented in a desert, who thought that was a good idea?
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Jul 28, 2014 21:47
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Bleu posted:lebanese girls are cuties but they all invariably turn into short pear-shaped hijab wearing soccer moms, no matter what they looked like, ate, or their original height all normal old people look like poo poo
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Jul 28, 2014 21:48
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the muslims who live below me cook delicious smelling foods late at night and goddamn is it hard to sleep when the smell of those delicious middle eastern spices are in the air
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Jul 28, 2014 22:00
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basically i just want to know how do i become islam? and do i get a big recipie book with your delicious secret lamb dishes when i convert???
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Jul 28, 2014 22:03
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Miltank posted:I hope that every Muslim world wide has to fast another day so I don't have to fill in for my buddy at work tomorrow. Wait.. are you saying the Muslims at your job don't still work during Ramadan? Or is he just too weak to do what he needs to do? We have a bunch of people celebrating Ramadan in my establishment but they work the entire month.. just don't eat till nightfall.
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Jul 28, 2014 22:05
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red state bait posted:basically i just want to know how do i become islam? and do i get a big recipie book with your delicious secret lamb dishes when i convert??? 1. send an envoy to bakhbar the cruel 2. allow the sultanate to annex ur lands 3. ask for lamb dishes 4. be beheaded
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Jul 28, 2014 22:06
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I constantly offer them snacks throughout Ramadan and just pretend to have forgotten. I never offer snacks the rest of the year. That way they know. One time I went on a 4 day business trip with a Muslim and a Catholic. It was during Ramadan. Every night the Muslim figured he got to pick the restaurant since he had not eaten all day. After day 3 I was ready to execute him. I may have eaten a poo poo lunch while you had nothing, but that doesn't mean I want a poo poo dinner to go with it. gently caress you Aadil. gently caress you. P.S. curries are Indian, and they loving suck. Just like Mohammad PBUH, is kinda poo poo. Go back to Afghanistan and take your bullshit H-1b visa with you. We got plenty of people in the US qualified. They just don't work for minimum wage.
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Jul 28, 2014 22:13
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Wendigee posted:I constantly offer them snacks throughout Ramadan and just pretend to have forgotten. you suck
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Jul 28, 2014 22:14
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Fandyien posted:you suck Sorry for being accurate. We couldn't even go out at night because this poo poo head was like i can't drink + its Ramadan. gently caress you! Every other person on a business trip gets to have fun. You rear end in a top hat. Just agree and sit outside or something you dick. There are 4 other people here who do not care one loving iota about your moon god.
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Jul 28, 2014 22:18
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Wendigee posted:Sorry for being accurate. We couldn't even go out at night because this poo poo head was like i can't drink + its Ramadan. gently caress you! Every other person on a business trip gets to have fun. You rear end in a top hat. Just agree and sit outside or something you dick. There are 4 other people here who do not care one loving iota about your moon god. didnt you have an individual per diem? eat where you want.
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Jul 28, 2014 22:19
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It would have been rude. Something this guy seemed to know nothing about. He should have gone off by himself. Not tried to force his poo poo rules on us.
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Jul 28, 2014 22:22
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sounds like you got owned son
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Jul 28, 2014 22:22
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Maybe don't be such a pushover next time. People like you are the reason there are Muslims in Europe now.
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Jul 28, 2014 22:25
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we did tell him to gently caress off on night before last. Went and got some good beef and bacon burgers at a locally owned shop. Told him to go gently caress Mohammad and he just collapsed inwardly as he knew we had the superior beliefs. Felt good.
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Jul 28, 2014 22:43
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Wendigee posted:we did tell him to gently caress off on night before last. Went and got some good beef and bacon burgers at a locally owned shop. Told him to go gently caress Mohammad and he just collapsed inwardly as he knew we had the superior beliefs. Felt good.
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Jul 28, 2014 22:43
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Wendigee posted:It would have been rude. Something this guy seemed to know nothing about. He should have gone off by himself. Not tried to force his poo poo rules on us. you sound like a passive aggressive whiney little bitch!!
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Jul 28, 2014 22:44
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Daedra posted:You getting beheaded at the next company picnic poo poo. I did not consider that. I just wanted a nice burg at a famous restaurant before 9 pm!
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Jul 28, 2014 22:45
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Wendigee posted:we did tell him to gently caress off on night before last. Went and got some good beef and bacon burgers at a locally owned shop. Told him to go gently caress Mohammad and he just collapsed inwardly as he knew we had the superior beliefs. Felt good. Glad to know you handled it maturely and everyone involved learned something
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CountButtula posted:Glad to know you handled it maturely and everyone involved learned something We all learned that Islam is stupid and gay if that's what you mean. *farts on homemade*
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