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Marshmallow Blue posted:Hes dumb as a rock but he sure is fast. Did you watch forest gump the other night too? It's playing in IMAX theaters until Friday. Great movie.
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# ? Sep 11, 2014 02:01 |
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I'm a bit late on my rule change but it won't really affect anyone so I'm posting it anyway. NEW RULE!!! NEW RULE!!! Medals of valor all around! HC team losses are now worth 999 points.
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# ? Sep 11, 2014 07:02 |
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Ok lineups appear to be the same as last week, so that should be easy for everyone. Please remember to police yourself and each other on the Calvinball list, and no you don't have to drop them they just can't play for you this week. Remember you do have to have a valid roster and everyone on your roster has to play at least one down. Punters have a potential exception here, I guess, but you better not be playing a backup. Here's the exclusion list in case anyone needs it in an easier format: QBs Matt Ryan Matthew Stafford Andrew Luck Peyton Manning Carson Palmer Jake Locker Russell WIlson Andy Dalton Derek Anderson Jay Cutler RBs Le'Veon Bell Marshawn Lynch Knowshon Moreno DeMarco Murray Mark Ingram Matt Forte Chris Ivory Rashad Jennings Isaiah Crowell Chris Johnson WRs Calvin Johnson Allen Hurns AJ Green Cordarrelle Patterson Steve SMith Antonio Brown Jeremy Maclin Brandin Cooks Kelvin Benjamin DeAndre Hopkins TE Julius Thomas Vernon Davis Greg Olsen Zach Ertz Martellus Bennett Dwayne Allen Larry Donnell Rob Gronkowski Delanie Walker Anthony Fasano K Matt Bryant Mike Nugent Caleb Sturgis Ryan Succop Dan Carpenter Shayne Graham Cody Parkey Shaun Suisham Blair Walsh Steven Hauschka Def Vikings Texans 49ers Titans Eagles Jaguars Panthers Bills Dolphins Bengals
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# ? Sep 11, 2014 07:17 |
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No reason to not playan awful punter this week guys. Your punters can do no wrong!
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# ? Sep 11, 2014 14:08 |
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Attention ITS A MAGICAL LEAGUE HOBBES please fix your lineup or else me or anubis will do something funny to your roster edit: you too, texas transmogrifiers Fight Club Sandwich fucked around with this message at 23:06 on Sep 12, 2014 |
# ? Sep 12, 2014 02:27 |
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Well, thanks to this week's rules, LeGarrette received a perfect score.
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# ? Sep 12, 2014 11:56 |
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Between the rule change name and that; Burrito is my favorite poster of the week.
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# ? Sep 12, 2014 13:35 |
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Silly Burrito posted:Well, thanks to this week's rules, LeGarrette received a perfect score. Thanks for posting this I totally forgot to start the Bears D instead of Houston GROSS shall reign supreme!
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# ? Sep 12, 2014 14:07 |
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lol Dennis Pitta got 9 big points this week
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# ? Sep 12, 2014 14:53 |
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Marshmallow Blue posted:Between the rule change name and that; Burrito is my favorite poster of the week. IcePhoenix posted:Thanks for posting this I totally forgot to start the Bears D instead of Houston GROSS shall reign supreme! The Noodle Incidents will see you.....IN HELL!
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# ? Sep 12, 2014 23:02 |
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Silly Burrito posted:Ha, using that list, I can still play Drew Brees, Nick Foles, and Jimmy Graham this week. Good luck finding a kicker and DEF when you knock 10 of them out.
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# ? Sep 14, 2014 19:16 |
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Yeah, Tannehill has 3000+ points on my bench.
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# ? Sep 14, 2014 19:39 |
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Silly Burrito posted:Yeah, Cam Newton has 3000+ points on my bench. e: 4620 now e2: 5660 yaay. gardenald fucked around with this message at 21:15 on Sep 14, 2014 |
# ? Sep 14, 2014 20:04 |
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Ok so two teams seem to have gone off the reservation and played complete rosters. I'll be score adjusting them in the standard way after the monday games (hint: it never ends well) but I just wanted to check in and see if there was some confusion over how this works.
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# ? Sep 15, 2014 06:37 |
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gardenald posted:e: 4620 now Look at my bench. Look at my bench and know my despair.
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# ? Sep 15, 2014 15:31 |
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I'm really bad at calvin ball. But not bad enough to actually have the calvin ball.
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# ? Sep 15, 2014 15:38 |
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Anubis posted:Ok so two teams seem to have gone off the reservation and played complete rosters. I'll be score adjusting them in the standard way after the monday games (hint: it never ends well) but I just wanted to check in and see if there was some confusion over how this works. I did it right, right? I sat all the dudes on the bad list, I'm pretty sure.
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# ? Sep 15, 2014 18:04 |
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IcePhoenix posted:Look at my bench. Look at my bench and know my despair. Maybe, but you're getting the Calvinball if everything stays the same.
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# ? Sep 15, 2014 18:18 |
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IcePhoenix posted:Look at my bench. Look at my bench and know my despair. Goddamn Cassel got murdered
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# ? Sep 15, 2014 18:27 |
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Just for the record, I'm going to go adjust "It's a Magical League, Hobbes" and "Texas Transmorgrifiers" rosters to be valid, now that the games are over, using the typical "worst lineup in the fewest moves to make it valid method" that I used all last year for Calvinball rules. Remember to use the extra lineup positions ONLY IF those positions have been turned on by rule changes! Unless a stat adjustment comes to change things pretty drastically "Get Rid Of Slimy ponderS" will have the Calvinball. Somehow even the worst score with a valid roster I can make on two different teams is still not enough to undercut the horribleness that was his week. Take solace in the fact that, chances are, this team still outscored all your other fantasy teams combined. And maybe more than they all will score all season. So pin a bottle cap on your chest and soldier on! Anubis fucked around with this message at 05:12 on Sep 16, 2014 |
# ? Sep 16, 2014 05:00 |
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gently caress Adam Vinateri for ruining my Worst to First moment.
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# ? Sep 16, 2014 06:16 |
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New Rule! New Rule! Swapsies!!! After all this week's games have been played, the first two digits of your score will be swapped. So if you get 19750 points, you'll actually get 91750 points. Get 30000 points? Enjoy your 03000 points.
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# ? Sep 16, 2014 11:52 |
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New Rule! New Rule! So Quarterman, how's about you and me? All passing scoring is randomized to be worth values from -1000 to +1000 on random.org
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# ? Sep 16, 2014 12:18 |
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Here's the official week 2 scores:
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# ? Sep 16, 2014 13:12 |
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Silly Burrito posted:New Rule! New Rule! Quick straw poll, I like the rule but it's not implementable on ESPN's scoring system. I remember that I made some one week allowances for rules before, should I do it for this one? Yay, it only gets applies this week and doesn't carry over forever like other rules or Nay it's not an official ESPN rule change so we shouldn't allow it?
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# ? Sep 16, 2014 13:19 |
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Anubis posted:Quick straw poll, I like the rule but it's not implementable on ESPN's scoring system. I remember that I made some one week allowances for rules before, should I do it for this one? Yay, it only gets applies this week and doesn't carry over forever like other rules or Nay it's not an official ESPN rule change so we shouldn't allow it? I was thinking you could do it by adjusting the scoring and adding whatever number would give the desired swapped result. I vote yay, of course. Edit: I only meant for this to be a one week rule.
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# ? Sep 16, 2014 14:59 |
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I vote Yay, it's my only shot of winning ever. NEW RULE! NEW RULE! It's a throwing league Hobbes All Receiving Scoring is 999. Receiving yards 999 per 10yds 999 PPR Receiving TDs 999
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# ? Sep 16, 2014 15:00 |
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I HAVE THE CALVINBALL!!! I HAVE THE CALVINBALL!!! Losers whine about "their best." No player on an undefeated team is eligible this week, as he is too busy loving the prom queen to play. Undefeated teams: Philadelphia, Carolina, Arizona, Buffalo, Cincinnati, Houston, Denver
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# ? Sep 16, 2014 15:02 |
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IcePhoenix posted:I HAVE THE CALVINBALL!!! I HAVE THE CALVINBALL!!! O you fucker Also yeah that sounds like a fun one week rule
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# ? Sep 16, 2014 15:05 |
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gardenald posted:O you fucker I only had to sit a Punter This is the week!
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# ? Sep 16, 2014 15:06 |
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IcePhoenix posted:I HAVE THE CALVINBALL!!! I HAVE THE CALVINBALL!!! This is the only way I'm getting anything good out of the Saints being 0-2.
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# ? Sep 16, 2014 15:12 |
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Marshmallow Blue posted:I vote Yay, it's my only shot of winning ever. Dammit I was gonna use that later and call it the Herman Cain Fantasy Rule.
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# ? Sep 16, 2014 15:14 |
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gardenald posted:New Rule! New Rule! Anyone go ahead and do this and post the results 12x and i'll apply the rulechange. It's going to be a rollercoaster of fantasy emotion getting 300 pts for a 40 YD TD and then -900 pts for a 50 YD TD Anubis posted:Quick straw poll, I like the rule but it's not implementable on ESPN's scoring system. I remember that I made some one week allowances for rules before, should I do it for this one? Yay, it only gets applies this week and doesn't carry over forever like other rules or Nay it's not an official ESPN rule change so we shouldn't allow it?
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# ? Sep 16, 2014 16:08 |
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Marshmallow Blue posted:I vote Yay, it's my only shot of winning ever. NEW RULE! NEW RULE! More throws for the throw god The third WR roster slot is now open (additive)
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# ? Sep 16, 2014 16:20 |
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Ahahaha these new rules are magical according to them Jordy Nelson put up 218,000 points last week
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# ? Sep 16, 2014 17:14 |
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Who's breaking a million this week?
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# ? Sep 16, 2014 17:16 |
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Fight Club Sandwich posted:Anyone go ahead and do this and post the results 12x and i'll apply the rulechange. It's going to be a rollercoaster of fantasy emotion getting 300 pts for a 40 YD TD and then -900 pts for a 50 YD TD welp
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# ? Sep 16, 2014 17:40 |
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NEW RULE!! NEW RULE!! The Funslingers Everyone can play 2 QBs now!
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# ? Sep 16, 2014 18:06 |
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IcePhoenix posted:welp lol code:
Yoshifan823 posted:NEW RULE!! NEW RULE!! reminder that every player in your lineup needs to play a snap (but we are lazy and probably won't enforce this rule if it hurts you)
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# ? Sep 16, 2014 18:35 |
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Fight Club Sandwich posted:lol e: I'm pretty sure enforcing this rule especially if it hurts someone is what makes the league so great IcePhoenix fucked around with this message at 18:49 on Sep 16, 2014 |
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