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SirDan3k
Jan 6, 2001

Trust me, you are taking this a lot more seriously then I am.

TacticalUrbanHomo posted:

you know, I've heard of people doing this, but I've never actually heard someone say "muslin" thinking that it meant "muslim". is it something that's ever actually happened or is it just a shallow parody of racists or what?

It's just something that comes out in southern accented enraged rants.

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chaosbreather
Dec 9, 2001

Wry and wise,
but also very sexual.

Ramsus posted:

No that was the canadians. They loved doing it more recently and brutally.

canadians are just americans that are 80% more likely to steal your phone and 100% act offended when you presume they're american

meeting someone who talks american procedure:

'hey are you from canada (hand closely on phone)'
'no i'm american': 'oh cool', call cops using phone in pocket, try and distract them with keys or sell pocket lint as 'supermeth'
'yes': 'oh cool, hey do you have a phone i can just make a really quick call with, i left mine at home', call cops using their phone, distract them by telling them how awful americans are

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.

chaosbreather posted:


meeting someone who talks american procedure:


If the reek of liberal socialist communitastic medi-welfare: Canadian.

If they have to rely on memory when you ask what color their shoes are: American.

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry

chaosbreather posted:

canadians are just americans that are 80% more likely to steal your phone and 100% act offended when you presume they're american

meeting someone who talks american procedure:

'hey are you from canada (hand closely on phone)'
'no i'm american': 'oh cool', call cops using phone in pocket, try and distract them with keys or sell pocket lint as 'supermeth'
'yes': 'oh cool, hey do you have a phone i can just make a really quick call with, i left mine at home', call cops using their phone, distract them by telling them how awful americans are

I don't understand this.

Wingless
Mar 3, 2009

FADEtoBLACK posted:

I'm not entirely sure he understood until someone talked to him afterward.

This was my impression - he just seemed to be a bit confused and tried to end on a positive note as it slowly dawned that he was thoroughly misunderstanding the situation.

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Cosmik Slop
Oct 9, 2007

What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?


Curt Clawson posted:

I'm a quick study, but in this case I shot an air ball.

Curt, in addition to you mixing your metaphors, this is about you shooting your mouth off like an idiot, not how quickly you can learn things.

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