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gagelion

by XyloJW
theres no question it actually happened because the dude in question was caught and admitted to it. We were engaged and been together about 5 years. I known this is horrible but im just not attracted to her anymore, I look at her and see used up garbage. No idea how to do this.

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somethingawful bf

gagelion posted:

theres no question it actually happened because the dude in question was caught and admitted to it. We were engaged and been together about 5 years. I known this is horrible but im just not attracted to her anymore, I look at her and see used up garbage. No idea how to do this.

she has been defiled

JawKnee





You'll take the ride to leave this town along that yellow line
take it to E/N

somethingawful bf

sether01 posted:

she has been defiled

throw her in the trash where she belongs

Corey Plumper

Good thing you didn't put a ring on it yet. Sever immediately

Maoist Pussy

by Lowtax
If she hires a hooker to rape you, the balance will be restored.

Prude

by Reene
used up garbage just like this thread lmbo

Moridin920

by FactsAreUseless
hosed up if true

Lt. Dans Legs
tell her you're taking her to therapy then detour and kick her out your car on the curb of a battered women's shelter, let them handle it

tote up a bags

die stoats die

tell her you want to see other people, turn and walk away, then just before you walk out of sight look back over your shoulder and say "...looks like you already have"

Corn Thongs

Stoat posted:

tell her you want to see other people, turn and walk away, then just before you walk out of sight look back over your shoulder and say "...looks like you already have"

:lol:

Baku

by Fluffdaddy

Maoist Pussy posted:

If she hires a hooker to rape you, the balance will be restored.

This is correct. If you get raped too, OP, it will remove your feelings of disgust with her and refocus them on yourself, give you and your partner something else in common, and demonstrate to her your commitment to equality between the sexes. It's really the best option, and I'm sure there are a number of qualified therapists of this sort posting in our very forums.

Morkyz
Tell her that since she's already been seeing other people it's only fair if she lets you have an open relationship too. Then slowly let yourself drift away from her emotionally.

gagelion

by XyloJW
am i a cuckold now?

Moridin920

by FactsAreUseless

gagelion posted:

am i a cuckold now?

yep

cucked again

Corridor

this is what honor killings are for, op

pentyne
Why has this not been moved to E/N?

JawKnee





You'll take the ride to leave this town along that yellow line

gagelion posted:

am i a cuckold now?

no, idiot

gnarlyhotep

by Lowtax

gagelion posted:

am i a cuckold now?

no you're a dumbass who posted a thread, which is worse

JawKnee





You'll take the ride to leave this town along that yellow line

pentyne posted:

Why has this not been moved to E/N?

a.lo

gnarlyhotep posted:

no you're a dumbass who posted a thread, which is worse

What is worse, is you.

gnarlyhotep

by Lowtax

Anime Device posted:

What is worse, is you.

ouch

somethingawful bf
she was obviously unhappy with you, otherwise she wouldn't have allowed herself to get raped

Hobohemian

by XyloJW
You'll always regret it. You'll never have closure until you sack up and kill her.

Dandywalken

imo tell her you're taking her to therapy, and instead take her to Arby's

Morkyz
ask her how big the rapists penis was

Shinjobi


OP posted:

LITERALLY SHAKING RIGHT NOW

Ganbare Gincun
Terrible troll post, 0/10.

numberoneposter

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

just keep her in your basement, whatever

JawKnee





You'll take the ride to leave this town along that yellow line

numberoneposter posted:

just keep her in your basement, whatever

like a fine wine

gnarlyhotep

by Lowtax

JawKnee posted:

like a fine wine

in a fine oak cask

Pththya-lyi

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020

Ganbare Gincun posted:

Terrible troll post, 0/10.

Mulva
It's about time for my once per decade ban for being a consistently terrible poster.
Idea that woman would seek of own free will to cohabitate with you unbelievable, premise of shitpost ruined, voted 1.

JawKnee





You'll take the ride to leave this town along that yellow line

gnarlyhotep posted:

in a fine oak cask

chained to the radiator

Cinematic
Kill the rapist and absorb his power.

Professor of Cats

Oh poo poo. Edgy thread. Trigger alert RIGHT?

Maoist Pussy

by Lowtax
I'd like to point out that I suggested a practical and effective solution.

Guy Fleegman

by XyloJW
Allah demands that she be executed.

naem

This is p hosed up IMO

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gnarlyhotep

by Lowtax

Maoist Pussy posted:

I'd like to point out that I suggested a practical and effective solution.

You did. Let that be the deciding factor.

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