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hi gbs this is a safe zone for all us absolute sexhaver not gays to talk about the fine ol art of pussy eatin. as a 100% not gay non virgin i just love to chow down on a pussy and u should too! but why listen to me huh?? im glad u asked  well heres a few tips ive picked up over many true years of definitely eatin pussy so you all know i can "wlak the walk"- PREPARATION DID YOU KNOW: pussies collect dust at a rate surpassed only by frame photographs of dead family members? nothin ruins the mood like decomposed human skin matter - andwith my chronic eczema i should know!! so go wild with the Swiffer like you're a butler polishing the mantlepiece at Downtown Flappy. hm did u hear? lady erimtrude was cavorting most shamelessly with the moor. how scandalously ribald. WD-40 is also handy for rusty puss. take a sip if youre thirsty! maximum refreshment - CALIBRATION sometimes that ol girl just needs a few tweaks for optimum performance and thats why i recommend the iFixit Pro Tech Toolkit's precision machining and versatile applicabiltiy. remember, most modern pussies run Android 4.0.2 (Ice Cream Sandwich) so keeping a flash ROM on hand for emergency rebuild can be a lifesaver. Apple are looking to extend support for all their OS by the end of the year - follow @iSnatch for all the latest exciting developments! - FOCUS "oh my stars that is a bad pussy eating get your snaggle teeth off my ladybits" well answer me this, did Van Gogh take advice from his canvas?? no he cut his dick off. a dedicated cunnygobbler. keep yourself in the zone and free from distraction with some epic tunes (i personally fill my Beats with the Halo 2 OST - STILL GIVES ME CHILLS). if you got a kindle its a great way to relieve the boredom and enter a thrilling world of adventure while u dine out in Gashville Tenessee, may i recommend GeorgerR RR Martins A Song of Ice and Fire? - DEPLOYMENT PHASE u might think you know all about how to eat a puss but think about it do you eat all your meals at the table?? no sometimes you eat from your lap or in front of animes or well no thats probably it, but mixing things up is the best way outside console commands reset your ladies 'eat-fatigue' meter "im going to eat pussy, i may be some time" - a dead poo poo fucker <-- dont be that guy Get It Right The First Time (© B. Joel) with these Cismopolitan-tier sexmaker gently caress formations
! have fun eatin pussy and if anyone knows how to stop her from crying after please PM tyvm
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my secret technique is to take a bong rip and then blow the smoke in her cooter, i call it "the low high"
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Jul 28, 2014 12:37
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Not about roof rabbit bbq, voted 1
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Synonamess Botch posted:my secret technique is to take a bong rip and then blow the smoke in her cooter, i call it "the low high"  hehe well that sounds jolly fun and all but I must remind you drugs make you a bad person, next time why not try a puff from an e-cigarette? the healthier altetnativeKeep On Eatin'!™
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Jul 28, 2014 13:01
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GROUND FLOOR lalalalalala
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you ever reach the pussy and its all stinky and not the sexy kind of stinky
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I've gone down on enough bitter pussies that I've acquired a taste for that salty dried urine. I also don't mind that clit being a nice size. I dated one girl whose left labia was abnormally large compared to the right. Her pussy never tasted like the bottom of a two week old McDonalds fries container, and I never minded suckin' on that larger labia. The best orgasms I've given women are the ones where they queef about 1-2 minutes post-climax. Goonettes, never be afraid to show who is the boss when you have a stupid man moving his tongue like a Mormon retard. Most men are unskilled as all hell.
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Jul 28, 2014 17:15
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naw you should not eat the butt for the same reason you shouldn't read this thread
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Jul 28, 2014 17:24
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suck my balls, OP
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Jul 28, 2014 17:25
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i went to sex school and i can confirm not only is all of the ops post accurate and true, but its also powered by faith in christ
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Jul 28, 2014 17:28
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Get me a box a condoms and some of that poo poo we used to eat back the day. What was that called again?
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Oh yeah... pussy!
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Jul 28, 2014 17:31
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if you ain't going down you ain't going to town that's the truth
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rootphreak posted:I've gone down on enough bitter pussies that I've acquired a taste for that salty dried urine. I also don't mind that clit being a nice size. I dated one girl whose left labia was abnormally large compared to the right. Her pussy never tasted like the bottom of a two week old McDonalds fries container, and I never minded suckin' on that larger labia.
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It warms my heart to think of a goon in bed with his irl gf (lol okay but seriously) and his lady is laying back in bed thinking maybe this time will be different and the goon is kneeling between her thighs, his gaze frantically moving from her sex to this thread on his phone and back again, sweat forming on his brow.
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Jul 28, 2014 18:32
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It could be reality Trixie. I coudl stuff my neckbeard into your wonder canal and blow on your Klitorus.
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Jul 28, 2014 18:34
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Flesh Forge posted:GROUND FLOOR beetlejuice beetlejuice beetlejuice
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Jul 28, 2014 18:38
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Slipknot Hoagie posted:It could be reality Trixie. I coudl stuff my neckbeard into your wonder canal and blow on your Klitorus. This is a tempting offer but I refuse to let a goon eat my pussy if I can't be on top while he's making the attempt.
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Jul 28, 2014 18:39
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find the button in the sweaty skin flaps
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Jul 28, 2014 18:40
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first 5-8 letters of the alphabet
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Jul 28, 2014 18:42
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sit on my face and fart on my chin
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Jul 28, 2014 18:48
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it is ok to expect oral when im on my pyramid
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VoV0M9rFHo4
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pyramid week is the best week it's like a week off from work
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Jul 28, 2014 19:13
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Goldmine this thread
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Trixie Hardcore posted:This is a tempting offer but I refuse to let a goon eat my pussy if I can't be on top while he's making the attempt. my favorite way to eat pussy, incidentally. bitches ridin my face n poo poo
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Jul 28, 2014 19:19
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Fake chow - because eating pussy gives you cancer.
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my last ex had big beefy curtains and I liked to gently bite on it and I'd rub my tongue against it while it was sticking through my teeth it was great
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Jul 28, 2014 19:20
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stank rear end pussy smell like cool ranch doritos
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I feel like This thread is beyond the normal amount of distasteful for this site and I'm not sure I approve tbqh
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Jul 28, 2014 19:22
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pussy eating can be a pretty fun and sexy things for adults to do https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-xoXbhnFHY
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Jul 28, 2014 19:23
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if teh pussy smell like fish then the pussy is got mild infection this is called bacterial vaginosis and it can be treated. if you come across a vagina that stank like fish in the wild, please help it to the nearest doctor and the vagina will get antibiotics to become not gross anymore
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Jul 28, 2014 19:24
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naem posted:I feel like
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I am suspicious that the OP does not know the first thing about eating a oval office
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JawKnee posted:I am suspicious that the OP does not know the first thing about eating a oval office You too? Oh, but I'm really good at the Failed Kickstarter.
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disappointed this isn't a thread about images of cats eating stuff
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Zzulu posted:if teh pussy smell like fish then the pussy is got mild infection and then the bacteria will develop resistance and then become Super Stank Vag
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