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Trixie Hardcore posted:You see, vaginas are like cars... You can't wait to turn them on, warm them up and ride them all night.
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Trixie Hardcore posted:You see, vaginas are like cars... if you can't get them started you can try using ether
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Flesh Forge posted:if you can't get them started you can try using ether 
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Trixie Hardcore posted:You see, vaginas are like cars... No matter how much you like the one you have, you still want to take your friends out.
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Trixie Hardcore posted:You see, vaginas are like cars... if you get caught breaking into one you're going to jail
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Jul 30, 2014 07:21
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^^^^ Trixie Hardcore posted:You see, vaginas are like cars... Your mom's can fit 7 comfortably.
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Jul 30, 2014 07:25
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NICETrixie Hardcore posted:You see, vaginas are like cars... overloading them is not only uncomfortable but also not safe
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Jul 30, 2014 07:37
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Grand Theft Vagina?
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Vaginas, by Pixar
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Trixie Hardcore posted:You see, vaginas are like cars... Hippies don't wash them
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Trixie Hardcore posted:You see, vaginas are like cars... if you leave it open overnight some nasty poo poo might start growing in it and stink it up
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just fyi inline NWS is pretty no bueno even in spoiler tags, although that's a pretty rad pic
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Jul 30, 2014 08:27
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Flesh Forge posted:just fyi inline NWS is pretty no bueno even in spoiler tags, although that's a pretty rad pic thanks grandma
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Jul 30, 2014 08:28
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551 users in GBS 550 people lurkin' pussy eatin' threads 1 gettin pussy guess who dat is Best Regards, RG
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Jul 30, 2014 08:30
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Trixie Hardcore posted:You see, vaginas are like cars...
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Jul 30, 2014 08:49
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sometimes i find bees in it
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Scandalous posted:Due to previous convictions, I'm not allowed in one 
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As was discussed in a previous thread, the best music for shaving a pussy is of course: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Z0pP8FqYvk Eating a pussy is a very different thing though. For that maneuver, you're going to want to go with: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cK5pl6W2CFE Basically, Herb Alpert devoted his entire musical career to creating tunes specifically meant for dealing with a pussy.
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Jul 30, 2014 09:17
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1PpH2TISFUc yall need some pussy eating tips?
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Jul 30, 2014 09:22
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Trixie Hardcore posted:Girls don't poop or pee. If your girl poops and/or pees she is actually a man wearing a vagina disguise. incidentally this is actually a thing you can buy
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Trixie Hardcore posted:You see, vaginas are like cars... I dunno I think a lot of goons have access to cars
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Jul 30, 2014 13:19
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Flesh Forge posted:is it me??? it turned out not to be me 
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Jul 30, 2014 13:27
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Everybody needs to be honest here and admit that a penis is always better to engage orally that a vagina. From the shape to the absence of all kinds of fluids. Why do vaginas constantly have to drip something ?!
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Jul 30, 2014 13:48
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While I don't doubt there are some dudes into whose urethra my tongue would fit, I'm pretty sure that's a very small number. Also the drip stuff is usually pretty tasty.
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Jul 30, 2014 13:50
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3q3I1-0MY3A Two things goons are terrified by but can't stop talking about!
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Decebal posted:Everybody needs to be honest here and admit that a penis is always better to engage orally that a vagina. From the shape to the absence I respectfully disagree goon sir, a Vagina isn't capable of rendering you unable to breath and gagging. I put it to you that you have never actually sucked a dick or seen a vagina outside of porn.
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Jul 30, 2014 15:40
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learnincurve posted:I respectfully disagree goon sir, a Vagina isn't capable of rendering you unable to breath and gagging. I put it to you that you have never actually sucked a dick or seen a vagina outside of porn. I could say that you're wrong (you are) but we're on the internet and you never know. Except those in the know will know, if you know what I mean
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Jul 30, 2014 16:11
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Decebal posted:I could say that you're wrong (you are) but we're on the internet and you never know. Except those in the know will know, if you know
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Jul 30, 2014 18:05
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RichardGamingo posted:551 users in GBS Flesh Forge posted:is it me???  Quickscope420dad posted:I dunno I think a lot of goons have access to cars Decebal posted:Everybody needs to be honest here and admit that a penis is always better to engage orally that a vagina. From the shape to the absence  Also, sorry about your friend's leaky vagina.
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Jul 30, 2014 18:46
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Leaky vaginas are the worst, ugghhh
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Trixie Hardcore posted:It was me! I was lezing out while ya'll were making awkward car/vagina comparisons! curse you, you jezebel 
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Jul 30, 2014 18:57
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i know this girl im sorta casually seeing that wont let me eat her pussy shes real cool and all but if i never get to munch on that poo poo id feel as if i missed out she says its "too intimate" since were just casual but what if she wont like it even if i do man up and go exclusive???? sincere advice only plz!
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Jul 30, 2014 19:02
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newreply.php posted:i know this girl im sorta casually seeing that wont let me eat her pussy show her this clip, doug stanhope explaining intimacy and sexuality: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYA9DaSIddo Also she might be embarassed about having you go down on her or something, can have lots of reasons for different sexual awkwardnesses.
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Jul 30, 2014 19:04
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I dated a girl that was fine with sex but for some reason refused to let me go down on her because it made her feel "vulnerable".
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Jul 30, 2014 19:11
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oy yeah vyst btw this is the girl i mentioned in the FiB thread with hyperthyroidism. skinny as hell but with a nice round apple butt and perky lil' titties. "xtremely my poo poo", one could say
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Jul 30, 2014 19:15
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newreply.php posted:i know this girl im sorta casually seeing that wont let me eat her pussy Having a dick inside of your body is more intimate than having a mouth on your snatch, that is science fact, she is being a silly. Maybe she is not comfortable with the casual hookups if she's setting up arbitrary sexual intimacy barriers? Also, does she suck your dick? Because that's pretty intimate too based on her standards of intimacy. 
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newreply.php posted:oy yeah vyst btw this is the girl i mentioned in the FiB thread with hyperthyroidism. skinny as hell but with a nice round apple butt and perky lil' titties. "xtremely my poo poo", one could say Nice. I'm more of a titties man myself but get yours broski.
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